Batman (with all the prep time in the world) vs Galactus: Who Wins?

[kzzl]

A dude in face paint with no powers, really my nigga???

Joker is the that dude, you know how Sabertooth hunt and find Wolverine every year on his birthday and whoop wolverine ass to a bloody pulp, and wolverine knows every birthday no matter where's he at on planet earth on his birthday that Sabertooth is going to find him and whoop that ass and there's nothing you can do well The Joker is kind of like that except you don't know the day or time he's coming, but he's coming, lol

LOL @ Logan getting an annual Ass-whooping

LOL, ain't that a bitch......that shit trips me out, because Logan be getting in Victor ass the majority time they face off, but on his birthday Creed just whoop his ass badly every year, and Logan can't do shit, and Victor always beat him from an inch of his life.

There's was comic issue I read before, Wolverine was in another country on his birthday and he knew Sabertooth was going to find him and give him that annual birthday beating, but this time Logan like fuck it. and he sat a bar all day drinking waiting for his ass beating, now it was like a few minutes before his birthday ends, wolverine was like well he ain't here maybe he forgot and got kind of happy, all of sudden as his birthday was coming to an end, all you hear was Hey Runt, Wolverine took his last shot and took that ass whooping.......lol,

Now this is some old, old comic history being kicked.

 

[gns]

 

[Broddie]

Galactus would eat him like a cough drop

Surprised he still hasn't eaten the F4. They must look like Mentos to him.

 

[Dupac]

bruce would find a way to make the planet poison to galactus.....then inform him that if he doesn't leave right now the planet will explode killing him as well or some dumb shit...and he only has x amount of time to find another planet before he dies....and his herald isall like...

yea that nigga right tho...we gotta get going.....

then they stare down like in the picture, and he's all like "well played mortal....it would best if we never met again " and bruce is all like "i'm counting on it"

 

[gns]

Thats dumb as shit^^^^

 

[The Lonious Monk]

In reality, Galactus never loses to any human.

In comics, the hero (especially one of Batman's stature) will always find a way to win eventually.

Galactus has fallen a lot since his first appearance. The Fantastic Four fended him off, but only with the help of the Watcher and by obtaining the Ultimate Nullifier, which Galactus actually has complete control over.

 

[funkdocdamc]

Since yall keep talking about prep time, who would win between Batman and Kevin from Home Alone?