Batman (with all the prep time in the world) vs Galactus: Who Wins?

[waterproof]

Man y'all know Damn well Bat man will have Galactus starve to Death while he waits for Batman to finish his prep against him.

you see that's how Powerful Batman Prep time is, even when he's prepping, his prep time is kicking ass

 

[DOPEdweebz]

Yall gon love the next one..

 

[iron man1]

That fucking prep time lol

 

[soul rattler]

DAT PREP TIME THO

 

[StoneColdMikey]

Batman can beat everyone but Spider-Man

 

[not this again!]

I voted Batman because I just KNOW that if this ever saw print, they'd come with some bullshit that would let Batman win. It would be the worst example ever of PIS.

Unless Batman can figure out how to build an Ultimate Nullifier from scratch, there shouldn't be a damn thing he can do to beat Galactus.

 

[vespesianus]

The way y'all talk it's like Batman is an unstoppable God of the DC universe. If the Bat-God is so powerful, why does any crime even exist in Gotham? Batman's rogues gallery isn't even that strong POWER-wise. The Joker has been tormenting Gotham for decades, but y'all think Bruce could swat aside Galactus? The immortal who literally eats PLANETS for breakfast? Prep time my ass. Y'all gon fuck around and make Galactus throw the earth into the damn sun

 

[DarkRaiden]

It's all humor and fun but...Batman's best prep feats suck. He can't even take someone like a Thor or Silver Surfer nonetheless a Galactus. If we're real about it, Batman is the WORST prepper of all the intelligent people in comics. Unless you count Spider-Man maybe.

 

[freshb651]

The way y'all talk it's like Batman is an unstoppable God of the DC universe. If the Bat-God is so powerful, why does any crime even exist in Gotham? Batman's rogues gallery isn't even that strong POWER-wise. The Joker has been tormenting Gotham for decades, but y'all think Bruce could swat aside Galactus? The immortal who literally eats PLANETS for breakfast? Prep time my ass. Y'all gon fuck around and make Galactus throw the earth into the damn sun

Batman be locking em up,tell those fuckboys at Arkham to get on their job.

 

[CoolJoe]

The way y'all talk it's like Batman is an unstoppable God of the DC universe. If the Bat-God is so powerful, why does any crime even exist in Gotham? Batman's rogues gallery isn't even that strong POWER-wise. The Joker has been tormenting Gotham for decades, but y'all think Bruce could swat aside Galactus? The immortal who literally eats PLANETS for breakfast? Prep time my ass. Y'all gon fuck around and make Galactus throw the earth into the damn sun

You can't be this dense.

 

[waterproof]

It's all humor and fun but...Batman's best prep feats suck. He can't even take someone like a Thor or Silver Surfer nonetheless a Galactus. If we're real about it, Batman is the WORST prepper of all the intelligent people in comics. Unless you count Spider-Man maybe.

naw folks this shit is for reals, there's no joking, Batman and that fucking prep time is the Truth.

 

[waterproof]

What has his prep done for The Joker don't worry I'll wait?

It's the fucking Joker! Joker don't know what he's fucking doing half of the time, and Joker don't fuck with Bruce on some fighting shit, he just goes and terrorize the people close to Batman and Bat goes looking for him.

Joker will chill for 10 years straight and Batman and his crew will start getting shook thinking he fucking with them when he's just chilling. All of a sudden Joker watching an episode of Laverne and Shirley and be like I miss my friend Batman and start crippling people and shit.

 

[waterproof]

The way y'all talk it's like Batman is an unstoppable God of the DC universe. If the Bat-God is so powerful, why does any crime even exist in Gotham? Batman's rogues gallery isn't even that strong POWER-wise. The Joker has been tormenting Gotham for decades, but y'all think Bruce could swat aside Galactus? The immortal who literally eats PLANETS for breakfast? Prep time my ass. Y'all gon fuck around and make Galactus throw the earth into the damn sun

It's the Fucking Joker! Joker is on some other shit, You know why Doc Holiday was able to be the baddest man, well if you do then you know why Joker is in a league of his on.

But that Prep Time against anybody else in comics, Batman and that Prep Time will do it

 

[Bcotton5]

What has his prep done for The Joker don't worry I'll wait?

you cant prep for chaos

 

[BangEm_Bart]

A dude in face paint with no powers, really my nigga???

 

[waterproof]

A dude in face paint with no powers, really my nigga???

Joker is the that dude, you know how Sabertooth hunt and find Wolverine every year on his birthday and whoop wolverine ass to a bloody pulp, and wolverine knows every birthday no matter where's he at on planet earth on his birthday that Sabertooth is going to find him and whoop that ass and there's nothing you can do well The Joker is kind of like that except you don't know the day or time he's coming, but he's coming, lol

 

[freshb651]

A dude in face paint with no powers, really my nigga???

Joker is the that dude, you know how Sabertooth hunt and find Wolverine every year on his birthday and whoop wolverine ass to a bloody pulp, and wolverine knows every birthday no matter where's he at on planet earth on his birthday that Sabertooth is going to find him and whoop that ass and there's nothing you can do well The Joker is kind of like that except you don't know the day or time he's coming, but he's coming, lol

LOL @ Logan getting an annual Ass-whooping

 

[waterproof]

A dude in face paint with no powers, really my nigga???

Joker is the that dude, you know how Sabertooth hunt and find Wolverine every year on his birthday and whoop wolverine ass to a bloody pulp, and wolverine knows every birthday no matter where's he at on planet earth on his birthday that Sabertooth is going to find him and whoop that ass and there's nothing you can do well The Joker is kind of like that except you don't know the day or time he's coming, but he's coming, lol

LOL @ Logan getting an annual Ass-whooping

LOL, ain't that a bitch......that shit trips me out, because Logan be getting in Victor ass the majority time they face off, but on his birthday Creed just whoop his ass badly every year, and Logan can't do shit, and Victor always beat him from an inch of his life.

There's was comic issue I read before, Wolverine was in another country on his birthday and he knew Sabertooth was going to find him and give him that annual birthday beating, but this time Logan like fuck it. and he sat a bar all day drinking waiting for his ass beating, now it was like a few minutes before his birthday ends, wolverine was like well he ain't here maybe he forgot and got kind of happy, all of sudden as his birthday was coming to an end, all you hear was Hey Runt, Wolverine took his last shot and took that ass whooping.......lol,

 

[KNiGHTS]

Real talk: Batman. This is what made me stop liking the character, though, because this question is actually fucking legitimate.

He has no superpowers but dat prep tho and suddenly Superman is able to be bodied; Omega Beams can be dodged; and so forth. With prep time? DC will have Galactus's hollow body become the new Batcave/Watchtower if he fucks with Da Batgod on Infinite Prep.

And that's ridiculous.

 

[Mister B.]

A dude in face paint with no powers, really my nigga???

Joker is the that dude, you know how Sabertooth hunt and find Wolverine every year on his birthday and whoop wolverine ass to a bloody pulp, and wolverine knows every birthday no matter where's he at on planet earth on his birthday that Sabertooth is going to find him and whoop that ass and there's nothing you can do well The Joker is kind of like that except you don't know the day or time he's coming, but he's coming, lol

LOL @ Logan getting an annual Ass-whooping

LOL, ain't that a bitch......that shit trips me out, because Logan be getting in Victor ass the majority time they face off, but on his birthday Creed just whoop his ass badly every year, and Logan can't do shit, and Victor always beat him from an inch of his life.

There's was comic issue I read before, Wolverine was in another country on his birthday and he knew Sabertooth was going to find him and give him that annual birthday beating, but this time Logan like fuck it. and he sat a bar all day drinking waiting for his ass beating, now it was like a few minutes before his birthday ends, wolverine was like well he ain't here maybe he forgot and got kind of happy, all of sudden as his birthday was coming to an end, all you hear was Hey Runt, Wolverine took his last shot and took that ass whooping.......lol,

Oh shit.

Wolverine lost a few stripes out here for that shit. Ass beatings every birthday ain't the business.