Basketball Recreation Center & etc thread: niggas who cant go left are hella wack

[D.D.S.]

co-sign most the shit in here.

i hate playin w/ old niggas. they also wanna coach u and shit but then they don't practice wat they preach.

i hate niggas that only wanna play they friends. get off that nigga's dick. for example, we had 5 ppl ready to play. this guy maurice leaves to go get his shoes from home. his boy ramone was still on the fench about playing b/c his boy had left. saying shit like, "i don't play w/o maurice. i ain't gonna play if maurice don't come back". i'm like, "nigga, get off his dick. he coming back!" this nigga hardly ever run w/o maurice. shit's disgusting. be a fuckin man.

 

[radaman]

co-sign most the shit in here.

i hate playin w/ old niggas. they also wanna coach u and shit but then they don't practice wat they preach.

i hate niggas that only wanna play they friends. get off that nigga's dick. for example, we had 5 ppl ready to play. this guy maurice leaves to go get his shoes from home. his boy ramone was still on the fench about playing b/c his boy had left. saying shit like, "i don't play w/o maurice. i ain't gonna play if maurice don't come back". i'm like, "nigga, get off his dick. he coming back!" this nigga hardly ever run w/o maurice. shit's disgusting. be a fuckin man.

lmao I hate niggas like that too... I dont give a fuck who Im playin with, I just wanna run...

 

[Louie V. Slugger]

This happend today,

2 random niggas walk into the middle of a game and shout:

"Ayo! Me and my boy vs everyone on the court!"

Get the fuck outta here, how we gonna play 2 against 10 niggas?

 

[D.D.S.]

i hate niggas that don't pass the ball at all, but when u miss them ONCE, they start bitchin.

"u missed me on that cut!"

"nigga, u been missing me all game!"

 

[Louie V. Slugger]

When I was a lil nigga, I used to hate walking up to the courts just to see the Deebo niggas of the neighborhood already there. You already know they're going to be on some bull shit.

"Hey lil man let me get a shot!"

I aint never getting that ball back

 

[beezy f baby]

Soft ass dudes....

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[D.D.S.]

Soft ass dudes....

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names names, aimee

 

[one_manshow]

Soft ass dudes....
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Damn it looks like you lost 100 pounds since the 2008 upgrade....whats the calorie count lookin like Jared Fogle aint got shit on u...

I remember the days you and GM ( die hard packers fan) and Gambino use to go at...

 

[BlackAX410]

Man I hated playing wit the volume shooters when i was in rec niggaz would go like 7-21 thinkin they was efficient or sumthin. I was never the one to shoot a lot i was the pick and pop guy who could consistently knock down the mid range jumper

 

[GettinLo]

Man I hated playing wit the volume shooters when i was in rec niggaz would go like 7-21 thinkin they was efficient or sumthin. I was never the one to shoot a lot i was the pick and pop guy who could consistently knock down the mid range jumper

This.... the worst is when you're the dirty man dude (setting picks, getting boards, scrapping, passing, etc) and the niggas who benefits from the scoring treat you like a scrub... Whenever I'm outta shape or havent played in a while... I become 'that' dude and the glamor niggas act like that backdoor pick didnt creat that dunk or layup... SMH @ Low b-ball IQ niggas

 

[Darius]

i can't stand a motherfucker who wants to full court press

 

[Darius]

have yall ever had a nigga throw a basketball off yo head?

nah but i done it. see i like to shoot alot from 3. and usually make it, but i also got this sick pump fake that works every time. so one game i was draining 3's and i got the ball and decided to do the pump fake and the guy guarding me turns around and runs towards the goal. i had already picked up my dribble so i threw it at the back of his head. caught it and did a sick reverse layup. by that time everyone was hoppin around with their hands over their mouth doin an epic niggie dance in response to my move. I missed the layup by a mile and nobody even saw it lol

 

[GettinLo]

nah but i done it. see i like to shoot alot from 3. and usually make it, but i also got this sick pump fake that works every time. so one game i was draining 3's and i got the ball and decided to do the pump fake and the guy guarding me turns around and runs towards the goal. i had already picked up my dribble so i threw it at the back of his head. caught it and did a sick reverse layup. by that time everyone was hoppin around with their hands over their mouth doin an epic niggie dance in response to my move. I missed the layup by a mile and nobody even saw it lol

SMH @ This... but niggas love the style... fuck the substance

 

[jay83]

,-6'9 and up on the court shooting outside jumpers but dont post up, niggas are a waste of life & talent

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[thatni99ajahmal]

I have never been hit with bball on the bullshit and1 tricks.. we dont play that shit where im from you will get your ass busted up real quick

 

[Darius]

When I was a lil nigga, I used to hate walking up to the courts just to see the Deebo niggas of the neighborhood already there. You already know they're going to be on some bull shit.

"Hey lil man let me get a shot!"

I aint never getting that ball back

hell yeah thats like going to the gym as a kid in late december, just shooting around with a couple folks, next thing you know a group of thugglets are on the side goal playing a variation of 21 with your ball. and you start mean muggin them and they say

"hey cracka, guess what I got for Christmas"

and i'm like "what"

and they say " Your Basketball. bwahahahahabwahahah...... "

meanwhile that mean ass dude Black is rollin, you aint gonna step to Black over a basketball, but then the peanut gallery has to chime in

" yo Sharod you got that honkeys ball for Christmas. bwahahaha!!!"

"Damn Tay, dis pale faced bitch is Santa Clause cuz he about to give me them Air Max 95's and maybe dem Shimmer Sheen Shorts for my Christmas"

 

[Darius]

i can't stand the dudes at chuck e cheese and other arcades who play 7 game serieses on the quickshot basketball game. and all the homies and what not crowd around it so you can't even think about gettin next. they set up shop there, they got the food and drinks and everything right there with 'em. dudes stretching, listening to the headphones, then tearing off the breakaway pants when its their turn to play. drives me crazy to the umpteenth degree

 

[king hassan]

When I was a lil nigga, I used to hate walking up to the courts just to see the Deebo niggas of the neighborhood already there. You already know they're going to be on some bull shit.

"Hey lil man let me get a shot!"

I aint never getting that ball back

And I hate when cats shooting jumpers from the sideline in the middle of a game. When the play is on one end they on the other end shooting jumpers. And the bad part is it's two empty goals on the court beside us but they interrupt our game with that fuckery

 

[MR.CJ]

nah but i done it. see i like to shoot alot from 3. and usually make it, but i also got this sick pump fake that works every time. so one game i was draining 3's and i got the ball and decided to do the pump fake and the guy guarding me turns around and runs towards the goal. i had already picked up my dribble so i threw it at the back of his head. caught it and did a sick reverse layup. by that time everyone was hoppin around with their hands over their mouth doin an epic niggie dance in response to my move. I missed the layup by a mile and nobody even saw it lol

lol...................

 

[jay83]

I hate anybody who wants to run full court games.