playmaker88
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Oncourt cheerleader ..They be more souped up than the nigga that made the shot..
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19. “Shoot Around Assholes” – You know the group of guys that are always shooting around on the opposite rim, and then eventually their ball winds up interrupting the game. The first time you give the ball back and tell them to chill, second time you just give them a death glare, and the third time you just boot the ball as far as you can.
It would have to be this one for me lol Niggas always having to stop and check the ball up top cause niggas is not moving off the court in a timely fashion or there ball bounces into the middle of the fucking game :td
It would have to be this one for me lol Niggas always having to stop and check the ball up top cause niggas is not moving off the court in a timely fashion or there ball bounces into the middle of the fucking game :td
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LMAO.. good thread. I play with a lot of Kid Canada's up here for sure. Tryna make alley oop passes and shit knowin damn well ain't nobody dunkin. lookin at me talkin like "c'mon man u shoulda had that" fuck outta here..
And how bout Sweat Buckets - This the dude, usually a bigger dude, that nobody wants to check cause he SOAKED in sweat 5 mins in and playin with entirley too much body.. Denial defense his chest all in your face and shit
And how bout Sweat Buckets - This the dude, usually a bigger dude, that nobody wants to check cause he SOAKED in sweat 5 mins in and playin with entirley too much body.. Denial defense his chest all in your face and shit
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king hassan
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What about the nigga that just gets to the court, and it's already a hundred niggas out there and he walks up and gets' picked!!! wtf, shit makes me guard him or that nigga that overlooked me!
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dc's teflondon
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millz_flybridge;505147 said:
good comeback....but nobody is dropping buckets on me...soon as i step on the court niggas be trying to get me to play
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one_manshow
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dc's teflondon;503512 said:
I've never seen this before but if that situation did occur there aint no way I am playing in that game/run..
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one_manshow
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Anyone play with that hood nigga/drug dealer who comes by once in a while yells out "I got next" even though a crowd of niggas have been patiently waiting for their run?.....Ive seen this happen many times...once he gets his run he has no squad and starts drafting niggas who got jeans on and are crap....nonetheless they loose 11-0 and says "Y'all niggas lucky I'm past my prime".
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dc's teflondon
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i hate the game that's full of scrubs that's playing whole court and takes them an hour to play to 11...them niggas can't shoot, make lay-ups, and are basically just running up and won the court
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Lol its crazy how the same stuff happens in every neighborhood. What bout the sorry dude that always wants to run a game when everybody just wants to play "21".
And how bout Sweat Buckets - This the dude, usually a bigger dude, that nobody wants to check cause he SOAKED in sweat 5 mins in and playin with entirley too much body.. Denial defense his chest all in your face and shit
I always wonder "Why doesn't that nigga have an extra shirt?"
And how bout Sweat Buckets - This the dude, usually a bigger dude, that nobody wants to check cause he SOAKED in sweat 5 mins in and playin with entirley too much body.. Denial defense his chest all in your face and shit
I always wonder "Why doesn't that nigga have an extra shirt?"
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king hassan
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what about that tall nigga that gets picked up just because he tall and that nigga be garbage as shit!
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king hassan
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That nigga that stops to talk to his girl on the sideline and keeps saying "yo, hold on man, one minute" man fuck you!
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Dick Shitman
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hot sauce- the nigga that can dribble for days, and will if u let him, but cant shoot/ rebound/d up for shit
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king hassan
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jiffy_mix;505516 said:
Co-fuckin sign, when my daughter we born I damn near had to stop playing unless she was with her mama. I could never take her there. But when she got older, I played at a court where everybody knew each other so somebody was around the kids and the kids played together.
I know we all got that nigga that don't come to the court in his own gear but has to borrow shoes, shorts, t-shirts and socks from like 4 different niggas to hoop.
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playmaker88
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The Niggas This is everymotherfucking body at the park 40 people an no ball the ball thats being played with is from some poor kid sitting on the side waiting till these mofos finishes.. or he has to go .. Lol
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ThaChozenWun
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The Hulk - The nigga whos always punchin, kickin, or throwin the ball all the damn time cause hes missin shots, turnin it over, or got shook.
"Mr. Text - The nigga who keeps his phone on him while playin and stops to check n send a text every 20 seconds.
Size aint right - Nigga whos straight boo boo and after shot he misses keeps saying shit like "this aint regulation", "whats this shit like 11 feet", "what size it that", "this ball to small".
"Mr. Text - The nigga who keeps his phone on him while playin and stops to check n send a text every 20 seconds.
Size aint right - Nigga whos straight boo boo and after shot he misses keeps saying shit like "this aint regulation", "whats this shit like 11 feet", "what size it that", "this ball to small".
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