I'm laughing so hard right now because I've played with all the ones listed. "Bad Gear Dude" and "Never Foul Guy" always seem to go together. I hate when dudes can't/won't stop "Ms. WNBA"...they'll let her ass score the first couple of buckets and get a rhythm and then they can't stop her. Foul her ass how you foul me!
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"The White Boy"- This can go a few ways...he either gone have a shot, dribble too much or be sorry as hell.
"The Slacker" - This that nigga that you pick up on your team cause you know he can hoop BUT this nigga won't play hard cause he knows his boys got the next game and he knows they'll pick him up.
One last thing why do we act like we just won the championship when we beat that one team thats been on the court "All Day"? Lol
I have 2 more to add:
"The White Boy"- This can go a few ways...he either gone have a shot, dribble too much or be sorry as hell.
"The Slacker" - This that nigga that you pick up on your team cause you know he can hoop BUT this nigga won't play hard cause he knows his boys got the next game and he knows they'll pick him up.
One last thing why do we act like we just won the championship when we beat that one team thats been on the court "All Day"? Lol
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king hassan
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jiffy_mix;503075 said:
Them niggas irk me because they wanna play on a stacked team and run the court all day!
And the "crazy hops" ass nigga, and that's all he can do, jump his ass off and that's it!
The young ass niggaz that grew up on "And1" mixtapes, smh @ Howard stopping at the freethrow line, back dribble so he can shake his man when we got a 3 on 1 fast break!
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dc's teflondon
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don't forget that dude that's at the court with jeans on but wants to play so he takes his pants off and plays in his underwear
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playmaker88
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"Good foul" Guy.. this is the motherfucker.. who you D up.. you happen to strip,block.. or otherwise stop this cat.. and to save face..he says good foul... this type of motherfucker thinks he is too good to get fouled.. that shit pisses me off
"BIG BITCH"...This is the motherfucker that outweights and is taller than everyone on the damn court but this punk ass bitch.. call bitch touch fouls.. and the irony is .hes a damn hack.. hes hyper emotional and sensitive
"INCH HIGH IVERSON'S"... These are those 5 nothing negroes.. that run up in the hole. dribbling with they head down.. thinking they got game and get blocked or rejected.or turn over the ball all the damn time.. you aint AI.. stop it
"THE DOMINICAN" This mofo think he is the next Felipe Lopez ...Platano jordan.. but hes a hack it like you are ina mini fight every time he guards.. he doesnt pass at all.. you could say pass in spanish and this mofo will not pass the damn ball
"THE HESITATOR".. see im the type of cat thats gonna make a play right of the jump.. whether it be pass.. shoot.. drive.. I hate people that dont make decisions quickly.. i mean if you hesitation is a strategy for you to make the play its one thing but to be shook or dribbling out the shot clock is another make the fuckin play
"I.O.U" Guy ... all i gotta say about this .. is well yall got the last call.. man fuck you.. call the call thats real we dont owe you shit..die slow
"BIG BITCH"...This is the motherfucker that outweights and is taller than everyone on the damn court but this punk ass bitch.. call bitch touch fouls.. and the irony is .hes a damn hack.. hes hyper emotional and sensitive
"INCH HIGH IVERSON'S"... These are those 5 nothing negroes.. that run up in the hole. dribbling with they head down.. thinking they got game and get blocked or rejected.or turn over the ball all the damn time.. you aint AI.. stop it
"THE DOMINICAN" This mofo think he is the next Felipe Lopez ...Platano jordan.. but hes a hack it like you are ina mini fight every time he guards.. he doesnt pass at all.. you could say pass in spanish and this mofo will not pass the damn ball
"THE HESITATOR".. see im the type of cat thats gonna make a play right of the jump.. whether it be pass.. shoot.. drive.. I hate people that dont make decisions quickly.. i mean if you hesitation is a strategy for you to make the play its one thing but to be shook or dribbling out the shot clock is another make the fuckin play
"I.O.U" Guy ... all i gotta say about this .. is well yall got the last call.. man fuck you.. call the call thats real we dont owe you shit..die slow
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king hassan
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The hold up guy- argues his call to the fullest, and even when you let him get his call he continues to bitch and whine, therefore holding up the game!!!
The past his prime guy- old head nigga that swear his game is still tight (never was) and fucks up the flow of the game!!!
The past his prime guy- old head nigga that swear his game is still tight (never was) and fucks up the flow of the game!!!
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king hassan
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I was playing with some young cats (22) and I was (34) at the time. They kept calling me ole school because I was actually boxing out and shooting all bank shots, they were heated talking bout get that shit outta here. LOL they were dunking but I was firing that ass up from all over the court off the glass. lol
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dc's teflondon;503512 said:
son you need to leave that court alone then
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LOL this shit is hilarious....the niggas with the top notch Jordan gear and Iverson sleeves and shit be killin' me when the game starts and they playin like Kwame Brown SMH
I've played with all of these people though, it's bound to be a few of them in every single game SMH
I've played with all of these people though, it's bound to be a few of them in every single game SMH
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lol man ive played with many on that list nd well the one that gets me is the rulebook guy. this mothafucka was like "in 1975 the nba implicated a rule stating......." ahhh who gives a shit u dumbfuck. and also the immovable fat guy. i play aganist this one foo (never would play on his team) and he fouls like crazy. dude swears like he has skills but hes like a 350 lbs marshmallow.
and not tryin to act snobby like im not on that list i would probably be the point center. i got a decent mid range to 3 pt jumper and can lead a fast break but i cannot have the ball in my hand most of the time but fuck that im wrkin on it haha
and not tryin to act snobby like im not on that list i would probably be the point center. i got a decent mid range to 3 pt jumper and can lead a fast break but i cannot have the ball in my hand most of the time but fuck that im wrkin on it haha
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king hassan
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dc's teflondon;503512 said:
Wheretheydothat! That's wild homo there!!!
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playmaker88
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dc's teflondon;503512 said:
lol this one time this cat name jesse did that @ my park in his boxers i literally fell out it was no more than 4 of us there needless to say i didnt play
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dc's teflondon
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the baller with the bad memory: nigga been get his ass handed to him all day then he finally makes a play and is all hyped...dude on my hs cool team was 6'9 and another player on the team was busting his ass all practice so he blocks dude shot and was like "what!"...my coach stopped play and said what you happy about, he been killing you all day and you block 1 shot, go sit down"
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millz_flybridge;505030 said:
lmao...ain't nobody never dropped buckets on me
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