Aye kat, lets talk about your complicated relationship..

[Crude_]

Speak English MFer.

we can speak to each other without being hostile fucker.

Lol..why couldn't you just say that?

Ole I eat Grey Poupon NOT mustard looking ass.

and why you can't just say you wanted to ride in the Bent with me going 120 on 59 while doing every drug known to man,instead of talking shit about wonderbras and me frontin?

ole why you spend ya money so frivolously lookin ass

Cause I didn't want to?

I know I'm supposed to be a bird that is with my man because I'd be destitute without him, but all that extra shit is not necessary imo.

That's not me.

its not extra to me,I'm sure everyone has something they spend they lil extra money on. But I've explained already what it is to me and why I do it.

that was Crude and Elzo analysis btw. But I agree that you a freak but not a bird

That was Elzo's analysis not mine.

 

[shit happens]

Speak English MFer.

we can speak to each other without being hostile fucker.

Lol..why couldn't you just say that?

Ole I eat Grey Poupon NOT mustard looking ass.

and why you can't just say you wanted to ride in the Bent with me going 120 on 59 while doing every drug known to man,instead of talking shit about wonderbras and me frontin?

ole why you spend ya money so frivolously lookin ass

Cause I didn't want to?

I know I'm supposed to be a bird that is with my man because I'd be destitute without him, but all that extra shit is not necessary imo.

That's not me.

its not extra to me,I'm sure everyone has something they spend they lil extra money on. But I've explained already what it is to me and why I do it.

that was Crude and Elzo analysis btw. But I agree that you a freak but not a bird

So yall fucked on 610 huh

 

[OmegaConflict]

Danno what chu totin tween dem thighs dat got these niggas in a whirlwind??

Tween?

Aiight nigga now you just making up words

 

[Crude_]

Danno what chu totin tween dem thighs dat got these niggas in a whirlwind??

Tween?

Aiight nigga now you just making up words

One of the rare moments Conflict actually serious.

 

[Crude_]

The Official Recaptimus_Prime 360 Recap: The "Possible end of the Tar & Kat era" Edition

Aiight since Chuck pm a pic of her actual pussy to sway me to do this recap, it's only right I obliged. Alos I accidently posted this recap before it was done. Ok lemme get y'all late folks caught up...

Spoiler

- It all started when Kat drops a youtube vid of a break up song by some teeney bopper pop star who no one knows, with Kat posting "Finito".

- Folks began sensing things weren't good in the TarKat household, and began asking questions.

- Kat then drops an exclusive pic of her layin on her side, with her good boobie (not the Nemo one) showcasing, and possibly no panties on. (ok I licked the screen. don't judge me)

- Lurk then makes a thread wanting to get to the bottom of this. Plus he figured this thread would finally get him in the VIP section of Club IC.

- The IC 1st reacted accordingly to Lurk making this thread...

- But something happened. The thread actually got interesting.

- Folks began dropping their theories as to what's goin on.

- Some assumed it's the lack of excitement in the bedroom.

- Others went on to say it's the lack of communication b/t the two.

- Kat said she was sitting back and laughing at the theories.

- Black stated one of them has the clap or dirt herpies, they're tryin to figure out if they should stick it out, and somebody was tryin to fly in to knock the dust off that poosay. His words.

- Elzo dropped an epic post that got a lot of GOAT's. I just don't remember what the said.

- Some Two Ic ladies who cared offered their advice, and suggested TarKat take a vacation together to sort things out.

- Dro stated he wanted Tar's leftovers...nasty nigga.

- I showed concerned about the kids during this ordeal. No f@@@s was given by anybody, and my concerns went unnoticed. Bitches.

- Other suggest Kat stop her seductive, attention grabbing pic droppin ways.

*pic drop*

Hold up as sec. Damn that pic I just dropped is...FUUUUUCCCKKKK!! Look at that muthafucca! Perfection.

- Ok umm, I done lost my train of thought. Folks said more stuff...*still staring @ pic*

- Kat then says there's some heavy s@@@ goin down that no one will ever know, b/c she can keep her personal business to herself. So you mf'ers mind yo damn business!

- Dr. Crude chimed in and offered his intellectual, professional advice.

- Welp that intellectual, professional advice, turned out to be a nigga moment. B/c he pretty much told her be whorish, a freak, hit the streets and trick a lil, strip, ghetto gagged, get her pussy hole blown out, azzz licked, handcuffed, spanked, let Recap wrap her in saran plastic wrap bucked naked, gang-banged by a bunch of Japanese businessmen...ok maybe I added the last couple of suggestions. Don't judge me.

- Kat told Crude to "Shut the F up."

- Crude said he was tryin to help.

- Another poster stated Kat's panties got wet regarding those ideas.

- Went to the Dollar Store to load up on saran wrap.

- Crude and Kat went back & forth.

- Then Yunn & Ol Jay went Back & forth. Yunn called him a broke azzz nigga.

- OL Jay called Yunn Mr. Rentleys

- Black got tired of Crude's advice and stated if he gets 10 GOAT's, then he will ban Crude.

- Crude counteracted Black's offer, and stated if he gets 10 GOAT's, then Black has to change his avi to this...

- Kat then admits she's a nasty bitch.

- Simp niggas reacted accordingly...

- Cain was disgusted at all of this, and threatened to ban everyone in this thread. Including himself, b/c he took the time to click in this thread, and post a comment.

- Blah blah stuff was said but not important.

- Thread seem to be dying off.

- Lurk is at his computer lookin at the success of his thread like...

- I accidently hit "Post Comment" before I finished this thread. No f@@@s.

- This gif is still disrespectful, yet so damn sexy...

- MissK wore this short sexy azzz shear black nighty with matching g-string last night. OWW!

- Posting this pic again b/c...FUUUUCCCKKKKK

- Pico wanted me to eat her azzz with warm caramel poured on it. Told her if she switches to strawberries, then we got a deal.

- Ok this recap is done.

THE ENDETH

I was low key was bored at work and brought it back.

Wasn't too many people fucking with this thread before I dropped that shit.

Although I fucking around a lot here I do believe what I said about Kat needing dick I also think she needs or has a side nigga.

The rest was me passing time.

 

[englishdude]

10 goats....

 

[Crude_]

Ten goats and i ban crude.

Ban me @Black_Samson‌

 

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[Recaptimus_Prime360]

That's a bad bitch who is she @360

Not sure. Saw her in Ill Pix. Damn near took me a good minute to scroll past that pic.

 

[OmegaConflict]

Asking to get banned really does gets you a month ban

Trust me I know these things

 

[VIBE]

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

No wonder Americans can't read at their grade level.,, y'all reading comprehension is shit

 

[OmegaConflict]

Asking to get banned really does gets you a month ban

Trust me I know these things

Thats only if that mod was a fucking racist

 

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[Mr. West]

10 goats and you pick the topic that you want me to make a thread on.

 

[OmegaConflict]

Asking to get banned really does gets you a month ban

Trust me I know these things

Ban me

Hold on

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Ten goats and i ban crude.

Ban me @Black_Samson‌

See you in a month

Cot damn. Lol!!!

 

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[Lurkristocrat]

Lol at this shit....

 

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