Art thee exasperated based on the fact that I am simply laying my style upon thee?

[IceBergTaylor]

GOAT thread

 

[EarlBarrettSmith]

Thou needeth an Earl Grey interview @earlbarrettsmith

I rarely confabulate with people belonging to the Franconian tribe but after ye aided us in many a battle against the redcoats then verily so by my troth I canst have a dialogue with thou.

commencer of this here thine thread, you amuse me so. i do so hope you continue to bless us with your mirth and wit, for that i would be eternally grateful

Grammarcy, as much as my riveting chronicles may delighteth thee I am still not a with doing any less than comparting the daily events of my life. Whenever I shall possess the opportunity to continue doing so betwixt knowing womanflesh and being compensated in abundance, I shall take it.

 

[EarlBarrettSmith]

Addressing all miscreants and rascals who falsely inculpate me for being another member of the Valetudinarian Coterie. Prithee, cease in thine accusations and in lieu of wasting thine time in observing of frivolous artistry, leave thy basement which you call thy residence for once in thine lives and attempt to obtain labor.

'Tis I and there shall only be one Earl Barrett Smith as my panache is unattainable for ye nincompoops.

 

[A1000MILES]

Right...Okay, nigga...

 

[CeLLaR-DooR]

leave thy basement which you call thy residence for once in thine lives and attempt to obtain labor.

GOAT

 

[AZTG]

Hillarious thread. Top 5 alias ever.

 

[BelovedAfeni]

Earl the GOAT lol

ing on ya favorite poster

Since 1776

 

[Ajackson17]

GOAT poster and destroying these lames.

 

[Ajackson17]

Otherwise, I shall be forced to strike upon thee with rage and firmly plant my bootstraps on thy wretched chin...

Approach me, brethren. Thou art no less than a false hoodlum who concealeth oneself behind a computerized telegram.

#DEAD! =))

 

[MzKB]

Earl is this you son?
https://vine.co/v/hDBeeHF2j2d

 

[Lou Cypher]

This is the best thread ever.

Thank you EarlBarrettSmith.

 

[EarlBarrettSmith]

Earl is this you son?
https://vine.co/v/hDBeeHF2j2d

Ye gods! I would naught have presupposed for once in my life that I would ever lay my eyes upon the bastard child Terius whose entrance in this world was the result of Olde Earl ignoring prophylactics for the sake of optimal pleasure. His great great great grandmother Mabel possesseth some of the finest womanflesh I have gotten to know.

 

[Trillfate]

Earl is this you son?
https://vine.co/v/hDBeeHF2j2d

Ye gods! I would naught have presupposed for once in my life that I would ever lay my eyes upon the bastard child Terius whose entrance in this world was the result of Olde Earl ignoring prophylactics for the sake of optimal pleasure. His great great great grandmother Mabel possesseth some of the finest womanflesh I have gotten to know.

Translation: this is first time i've ever seen my illegitimate son, who is only alive because i didnt use a rubber. I wanted to fuck his mama raw and her pussy was the best

Hilarious

 

[EarlBarrettSmith]

As earlier stated, hatred from disreputable gentlemen is going to continually persist. All I may expound upon is that ye jealous curmudgeons may consume excreta and expire.

Authentic gentlemen recognizeth other authentic gentlemen for we have not selected the life of a ruffian, conversely the life of a ruffian selected us.

All ye detractors and scoffers, prithee do vacate thyselves from His realm.

 

[Lou Cypher]

yoooooooo

He told the haters to eat shit and die in the nicest way possible.

Ether.

 

[IceBergTaylor]

I CANT FUCKIN DEAL

THIS IS THE GOAT ALIAS

ALL HAIL OLDE EARLINGTON THE BARRET

 

[P-Dogg77]

Just when I thought i couldn't take this shit any more that nigga done posted that Vine lol. Earl got niggas throwing more hissy fits than Kendrick Lamar's Control verse.

 

[gns]

Y'all niggaz...and lou, stop translating. People can understand earls ish just fine without y'all explaining it.

 

[A1000MILES]

Really...REALLY???!!!...I feel like Stan in that episode of South Park where erthing around him just sounded like shit but erbody else was eatin it up...

 

[P-Dogg77]

Miles, get with the program my nigga, this nigga the best thing to hit the IC since...i dont really know cuzz, i was never too active round here. But that right there is just hating son.

Lol at niggas deciphering his texts.

OOETH KILLETH THYNE