Art thee exasperated based on the fact that I am simply laying my style upon thee?

[G.Avant]

Really...REALLY???!!!...I feel like Stan in that episode of South Park where erthing around him just sounded like shit but erbody else was eatin it up...

 

[K_Fisher]

Goat donkey thread.

 

[Ajackson17]

LMFAO @A1000miles is hating hard and wished he was as awesome as the Earl is.

 

[LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY]

Thou needeth an Earl Grey interview @earlbarrettsmith

I rarely confabulate with people belonging to the Franconian tribe but after ye aided us in many a battle against the redcoats then verily so by my troth I canst have a dialogue with thou.

commencer of this here thine thread, you amuse me so. i do so hope you continue to bless us with your mirth and wit, for that i would be eternally grateful

Grammarcy, as much as my riveting chronicles may delighteth thee I am still not a with doing any less than comparting the daily events of my life. Whenever I shall possess the opportunity to continue doing so betwixt knowing womanflesh and being compensated in abundance, I shall take it.

That means that he agrees ?

YASS

 

[Gold_Certificate]

'Tis I, Sir Earl and fret not for thy wench shall accompany me.

Thou art larded, simple, poxbearers who spendeth thine days gazing upon murals of folly. Thou art all that is impure within His realm. Forsooth, hast thy lot ever knownst the pleasures of a woman? Surely ye thrusteth thy jests upon others duest to thine own inability! Yet knoweth no boundaries! Worse yet, doubtless, than touching thyself impurely whilst gazing upon portraits! Be ye not of foreign ways! We shall joust for sport, for I am unassailable. Led many a man in battle and tournament, have I! What contests dost thou knoweth? Pleasuring thineself to those of barbaric persuasions? For too it is said I am scholarly and known that I am betrothed to the fairest of maidens! (The lady doth swallow my member; ’twas the COIN of the realm!). Thou art buggerers of boys who should just endeth thine own lives. Thou hast pleased me with thy audience. Beholdeth a relative portrait: ’tis my wench.

Classic shit:

 

[P-Dogg77]

^^ The spinoffs got me dying in here lmfao yall donkey niggas dont play

 

[LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY]

If i want my certificate of proficiency in english i must master his craft. What is the name of this english style? I ll order a book asap

 

[EarlBarrettSmith]

That means that he agrees ?

YASS

Forsooth! In spite of the fact that time might be of the essence as the ways of a procurer are demanding as I have an abundance of women of ill repute to please with my phallic extremities, I still appreciate informing the cretins of the Valetudinarian Coterie of the pleasures of partaking in vainglorious activities and accumulating astronomical sums of financial profit by non licet means for it will surely cleft thy souls ye doom merchants.

If i want my certificate of proficiency in english i must master his craft. What is the name of this english style? I ll order a book asap

My good sir, If monetary compensation speaketh then I discourse in that tongue fluently.

 

[LEMZIMUS_RAMSEY]

Sir @earlbarrettsmith tomorow i ll have the honor to interview you.

May peace be upon you

 

[Splackavelli]

Really...REALLY???!!!...I feel like Stan in that episode of South Park where erthing around him just sounded like shit but erbody else was eatin it up...

art thou irate brethren?

 

[K_Fisher]

Really...REALLY???!!!...I feel like Stan in that episode of South Park where erthing around him just sounded like shit but erbody else was eatin it up...

art thou irate brethren?

.......I just..I can't. ..

 

[StoneColdMikey]

Lmfsaaoaooooooo

 

[Bodhi]

Best poster since carl weather's

 

[Bodhi]

Weathers*

 

[Stomp Johnson]

I like this nigga!

 

[Dupac]

I like this nigga!

Funny thread, but nh

 

[S2J]

Just read thru, pure comedy

Lou Cypher is a cornball for callin himself translating, like he see somethin we don't. And A1000 i remember that cat, the original IC funboy, tried to run wit dude's style .

 

[JusDre313]

As earlier stated, hatred from disreputable gentlemen is going to continually persist. All I may expound upon is that ye jealous curmudgeons may consume excreta and expire.

Authentic gentlemen recognizeth other authentic gentlemen for we have not selected the life of a ruffian, conversely the life of a ruffian selected us.

All ye detractors and scoffers, prithee do vacate thyselves from His realm.

dead at the bolded bruh.. real tears

 

[Stomp Johnson]

I like this nigga!

 

[CeLLaR-DooR]

Classic thread