ADHD! SHUT DA F*** UUUUUUP!!!!

[kingofkingz]

I been drinking every day for a month straight after work & on my days off..

When I'm at work, i started noticing my fingers & hands shake... smh, i gotta get this habit under control

 

[playmaker88]

nigga you need a hobby not a habit

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

2:00am

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

July 23red consult with the surgeon, August15th surgery man I hope I don't end up paralyzed

Well if you did, we know you'll have the same hover chair as Professor X. Diamond encrusted of course.

 

[kingofkingz]

Yeah I'm a switch over to razors instead of using clippers when I shave down there..

Razors give such a smoother feeling & look instead of that stubbly look

 

[GodNThaBuild'n]

Sometimes it's best to keep things to yourself

 

[kingofkingz]

Welp i guess I'm a do the right thing tonight & have sex with my girl cuz all my side pieces are either sleeping or don't feel like dealing wit my drunk ass :-S

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

3:12am

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

where is that scorpio bitch with the large head

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

Every since AP became a single mother he been on some other shit yo

Aren't u a single mother too?

FOH with ya fallacies yo

Yall single mothers always trying to strengthen ya ranks.

Go troll the local free clinic yo

Embrace it and join us. We are equal opportunity.

stole this from a.mann in the tinychat thread

Yeah let's count all of the recycled gifs you "steal" from people. Stfu niggerdog!

I want you to count all of the recycled gifs i stole from people. ALL of em

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

 

[2stepz_ahead]

The best weapon against an enemy is another enemy.

 

[Chi Snow]

RIP Plap notifications

 

[rip.dilla]

Hard On Hoes OR Simping/Tricking Gone Bad?

 

[Chi Snow]

Both and fair

 

[Ounceman]

 

[texas409]

A couple of weeks ago my girl went outta town, i started talkin to this chick off pof for a couple of days..

we end up going out for drinks on a Saturday night & I'm feeding her everything that she ask for from the bar.

Fast forward the bar closes & she take me back to my house, she comes in & i take her to my man cave cuz i told her I'm living with a roommate but i got a futon in my mancave

So we sitting on my futon chatting. I'm at the opposite end playing shy & she comes closer to me so i start to kiss her & it she gets on top of me & I'm kissin on her neck i pull her tiddies out & she's like i don't wanna fuck on the first date I'm like okay cool. Can i just eat ya pussy cuz i love that shit? (I'm lying to her cuz i just wanna get her more hornier so she can beg for the D)..

She like yeah u can eat me out.. so i eat her pussy & maybe her ass idk.. but i make her squirt but i don't stop eating the pussy. I'm like i wanna jack off while i eat it so i pull my pants down & stroke for a couple of secs then i go up to kiss her & pretend my dick slid inside of her soon as she felt that she jumps up & is like i gotta go.

So she quickly puts her clothes on & doesnt even make eye contact & just leaves

I try to text this bitch a few days later she doesn't reply... I'm sitting here trying to figure out why this bitch ain't replied to me

This nigga is going to jail

 

[texas409]

Hard On Hoes OR Simping/Tricking Gone Bad?

He spent 500k and she wouldn't let him smash? I know dudes that will put a chick out for buying happy hour shots and not getting the coochie

 

[God_Yunn]

A couple of weeks ago my girl went outta town, i started talkin to this chick off pof for a couple of days..

we end up going out for drinks on a Saturday night & I'm feeding her everything that she ask for from the bar.

Fast forward the bar closes & she take me back to my house, she comes in & i take her to my man cave cuz i told her I'm living with a roommate but i got a futon in my mancave

So we sitting on my futon chatting. I'm at the opposite end playing shy & she comes closer to me so i start to kiss her & it she gets on top of me & I'm kissin on her neck i pull her tiddies out & she's like i don't wanna fuck on the first date I'm like okay cool. Can i just eat ya pussy cuz i love that shit? (I'm lying to her cuz i just wanna get her more hornier so she can beg for the D)..

She like yeah u can eat me out.. so i eat her pussy & maybe her ass idk.. but i make her squirt but i don't stop eating the pussy. I'm like i wanna jack off while i eat it so i pull my pants down & stroke for a couple of secs then i go up to kiss her & pretend my dick slid inside of her soon as she felt that she jumps up & is like i gotta go.

So she quickly puts her clothes on & doesnt even make eye contact & just leaves

I try to text this bitch a few days later she doesn't reply... I'm sitting here trying to figure out why this bitch ain't replied to me

She didn't want to sleep with you

 

[SolemnSauce]

Morning..hope all yall have the most inspiring, and angelic day. Bless