ADHD! SHUT DA F*** UUUUUUP!!!!

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A couple of weeks ago my girl went outta town, i started talkin to this chick off pof for a couple of days..

we end up going out for drinks on a Saturday night & I'm feeding her everything that she ask for from the bar.

Fast forward the bar closes & she take me back to my house, she comes in & i take her to my man cave cuz i told her I'm living with a roommate but i got a futon in my mancave

So we sitting on my futon chatting. I'm at the opposite end playing shy & she comes closer to me so i start to kiss her & it she gets on top of me & I'm kissin on her neck i pull her tiddies out & she's like i don't wanna fuck on the first date I'm like okay cool. Can i just eat ya pussy cuz i love that shit? (I'm lying to her cuz i just wanna get her more hornier so she can beg for the D)..

She like yeah u can eat me out.. so i eat her pussy & maybe her ass idk.. but i make her squirt but i don't stop eating the pussy. I'm like i wanna jack off while i eat it so i pull my pants down & stroke for a couple of secs then i go up to kiss her & pretend my dick slid inside of her soon as she felt that she jumps up & is like i gotta go.

So she quickly puts her clothes on & doesnt even make eye contact & just leaves

I try to text this bitch a few days later she doesn't reply... I'm sitting here trying to figure out why this bitch ain't replied to me

 
Maybe she had AIDS.

You ain't shit for bringing a bitch to the house though.

Guess you get a half a point for fucking her on the futon instead of the bed you share with your woman.
 
kingofkingz;8189731 said:
A couple of weeks ago my girl went outta town, i started talkin to this chick off pof for a couple of days..

we end up going out for drinks on a Saturday night & I'm feeding her everything that she ask for from the bar.

Fast forward the bar closes & she take me back to my house, she comes in & i take her to my man cave cuz i told her I'm living with a roommate but i got a futon in my mancave

So we sitting on my futon chatting. I'm at the opposite end playing shy & she comes closer to me so i start to kiss her & it she gets on top of me & I'm kissin on her neck i pull her tiddies out & she's like i don't wanna fuck on the first date I'm like okay cool. Can i just eat ya pussy cuz i love that shit? (I'm lying to her cuz i just wanna get her more hornier so she can beg for the D)..

She like yeah u can eat me out.. so i eat her pussy & maybe her ass idk.. but i make her squirt but i don't stop eating the pussy. I'm like i wanna jack off while i eat it so i pull my pants down & stroke for a couple of secs then i go up to kiss her & pretend my dick slid inside of her soon as she felt that she jumps up & is like i gotta go.

So she quickly puts her clothes on & doesnt even make eye contact & just leaves

I try to text this bitch a few days later she doesn't reply... I'm sitting here trying to figure out why this bitch ain't replied to me

One you let that bitch kno where you stay off tha bat, no no. Two you out there eating and don't kno if she burning or got sumthin, no no. Three you out here trying to rape women now
 
Kat;8189737 said:
Maybe she had AIDS.

You ain't shit for bringing a bitch to the house though.

Guess you get a half a point for fucking her on the futon instead of the bed you share with your woman.

U know what they say while the cats away the mice will play ( no pun intended lol)

But would u have gave me some pussy after i let squirt all over my futon & keep going back accidentally let my dick go inside u when i start kissin u?

I swear to gawd i feel like that bitch owe me some pussy for the tongue work & all the drinks i fed her ass

 
kingofkingz;8189731 said:
A couple of weeks ago my girl went outta town, i started talkin to this chick off pof for a couple of days..

we end up going out for drinks on a Saturday night & I'm feeding her everything that she ask for from the bar.

Fast forward the bar closes & she take me back to my house, she comes in & i take her to my man cave cuz i told her I'm living with a roommate but i got a futon in my mancave

So we sitting on my futon chatting. I'm at the opposite end playing shy & she comes closer to me so i start to kiss her & it she gets on top of me & I'm kissin on her neck i pull her tiddies out & she's like i don't wanna fuck on the first date I'm like okay cool. Can i just eat ya pussy cuz i love that shit? (I'm lying to her cuz i just wanna get her more hornier so she can beg for the D)..

She like yeah u can eat me out.. so i eat her pussy & maybe her ass idk.. but i make her squirt but i don't stop eating the pussy. I'm like i wanna jack off while i eat it so i pull my pants down & stroke for a couple of secs then i go up to kiss her & pretend my dick slid inside of her soon as she felt that she jumps up & is like i gotta go.

So she quickly puts her clothes on & doesnt even make eye contact & just leaves

I try to text this bitch a few days later she doesn't reply... I'm sitting here trying to figure out why this bitch ain't replied to me

Yo shit was little

She got that head out ya and leftleft

"You know these dog hoes back in style"
 
CP203;8189738 said:
July 23red consult with the surgeon, August15th surgery man I hope I don't end up paralyzed

Better hope not..Cassie's gonna be like

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Lol..I'm just playing, everything is going to be fine. :)
 

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