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I read on some site that Kramer from Seinfeld is supposedly widowed and the windfall from his wife s life insurance is what allows him to live without a job in NY...
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Mister B.;5862639 said:The Bond theory is probably right. It would explain why Bond had been an agent for soooo long and still be in young super-spy shape.
The Tori paradox of SBTB was actually explained Chuck Klosterman's book called Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs.
I can mathematically prove that Forrest Gump Jr. wasn't Forrest's Kid. Who wants to learn some shit out here?
Never watched Hey Arnold, but I've heard of a future while Arnold is engaged to Helga.
Fuck that Fresh Prince shit. Fuck that Family Matters shit, too.
Mr. Dink being a pedo probably explains a lot with him. I also think the man's either retarded or going senile.
Detective Munch been the shit. I wouldn't be he surprised if some unreleased footage of him being in the New York Undercover universe popped up. Of course, doing that would render Detective Fin (Ice T) useless, since he was Danny Up in that universe, and JD (Malik Yoba) off'd that dude.
ocelot;4720932 said:I believe the Bond, Inspector Gadget, Forrest Gump, the Tarantino and Samurai Jack theories...
Mister B.;5862639 said:I can mathematically prove that Forrest Gump Jr. wasn't Forrest's Kid. Who wants to learn some shit out here?
If we asked you what the X-Men movies are a metaphor for, a lot of you would probably say "growing knives out of your hands and stabbing people." Others would point out that the comic was originally about the 1960s civil rights movement and racism, so the movies must be, too. That's close, but no cigar: The X-Men films are actually one big metaphor for gay rights. Says who? Well, the director, for starters. And both screenwriters for X2. And Magneto himself, Ian McKellen. All of whom are gay.
Now, you probably noticed some of the more obvious clues in the movies but took them as isolated jokes -- like the scene in X2 where Iceman "comes out" to his parents and they ask him "Have you tried not being a mutant?" or the one in X-Men: First Class where Beast is in a similar situation and says "You didn't ask, so I didn't tell." Or, you know, that slightly homoerotic scene with young Magneto and Professor X in the same movie.
But those are just stray moments where the metaphor-frosting got a bit lumpy on top of the storytelling cake -- and let us tell you, this is one super gay cake. Let's go through the similarities between mutation and homosexuality: Both "manifest in adolescence" (in the first movie, the first time Rogue realizes she's a mutant is also the first time she kisses a boy). Both are controversial social issues that lead to scare-mongering politicians talking about "saving our children":
In fact, William Stryker, the baddie from X2, also represents homophobia: He sent his mutant son to Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters thinking it was a "Pray Away the Powers" camp where his son could be cured, but Xavier responds by pointing out that "mutation is not a disease," again mirroring arguments surrounding homosexuality. When Stryker finds out that his son has been going to a mansion filled with fabulous people dressed in totally killer outfits (another similarity), he gets extremely pissed. Some fans have taken this whole thing about as well as Stryker did -- to the point where the screenwriters stepped in and confirmed that, yep, the X-Men are about gay rights.
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ScumbagSwag;5916029 said:X-Men is All About Gay Rights:
If we asked you what the X-Men movies are a metaphor for, a lot of you would probably say "growing knives out of your hands and stabbing people." Others would point out that the comic was originally about the 1960s civil rights movement and racism, so the movies must be, too. That's close, but no cigar: The X-Men films are actually one big metaphor for gay rights. Says who? Well, the director, for starters. And both screenwriters for X2. And Magneto himself, Ian McKellen. All of whom are gay.
Now, you probably noticed some of the more obvious clues in the movies but took them as isolated jokes -- like the scene in X2 where Iceman "comes out" to his parents and they ask him "Have you tried not being a mutant?" or the one in X-Men: First Class where Beast is in a similar situation and says "You didn't ask, so I didn't tell." Or, you know, that slightly homoerotic scene with young Magneto and Professor X in the same movie.
But those are just stray moments where the metaphor-frosting got a bit lumpy on top of the storytelling cake -- and let us tell you, this is one super gay cake. Let's go through the similarities between mutation and homosexuality: Both "manifest in adolescence" (in the first movie, the first time Rogue realizes she's a mutant is also the first time she kisses a boy). Both are controversial social issues that lead to scare-mongering politicians talking about "saving our children":
In fact, William Stryker, the baddie from X2, also represents homophobia: He sent his mutant son to Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters thinking it was a "Pray Away the Powers" camp where his son could be cured, but Xavier responds by pointing out that "mutation is not a disease," again mirroring arguments surrounding homosexuality. When Stryker finds out that his son has been going to a mansion filled with fabulous people dressed in totally killer outfits (another similarity), he gets extremely pissed. Some fans have taken this whole thing about as well as Stryker did -- to the point where the screenwriters stepped in and confirmed that, yep, the X-Men are about gay rights.
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The fuck?
ParallelRhymes;5917713 said:G.Avant;4801132 said:Man that Spongebob shit is out of control for real man smh
http://creepypasta.wikia.com/wiki/Squidward's_Suicide
what in the fuck...
icks86;5917678 said:Stan Lee and other folks who worked for marvel stated in interviews several years back stated that the X-Men franchise had more to do with the civil rights movement than anything else. So the gay rights theory is bull.