15 Insane Theories About Movies And Television That Will Blow Your Mind

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I read on some site that Kramer from Seinfeld is supposedly widowed and the windfall from his wife s life insurance is what allows him to live without a job in NY...
 
The Bond theory is probably right. It would explain why Bond had been an agent for soooo long and still be in young super-spy shape.

The Tori paradox of SBTB was actually explained Chuck Klosterman's book called Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs.

I can mathematically prove that Forrest Gump Jr. wasn't Forrest's Kid. Who wants to learn some shit out here?

Never watched Hey Arnold, but I've heard of a future while Arnold is engaged to Helga.

Fuck that Fresh Prince shit. Fuck that Family Matters shit, too.

Mr. Dink being a pedo probably explains a lot with him. I also think the man's either retarded or going senile.

Detective Munch been the shit. I wouldn't be he surprised if some unreleased footage of him being in the New York Undercover universe popped up. Of course, doing that would render Detective Fin (Ice T) useless, since he was Danny Up in that universe, and JD (Malik Yoba) off'd that dude.
 
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Mister B.;5862639 said:
The Bond theory is probably right. It would explain why Bond had been an agent for soooo long and still be in young super-spy shape.

The Tori paradox of SBTB was actually explained Chuck Klosterman's book called Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs.

I can mathematically prove that Forrest Gump Jr. wasn't Forrest's Kid. Who wants to learn some shit out here?

Never watched Hey Arnold, but I've heard of a future while Arnold is engaged to Helga.

Fuck that Fresh Prince shit. Fuck that Family Matters shit, too.

Mr. Dink being a pedo probably explains a lot with him. I also think the man's either retarded or going senile.

Detective Munch been the shit. I wouldn't be he surprised if some unreleased footage of him being in the New York Undercover universe popped up. Of course, doing that would render Detective Fin (Ice T) useless, since he was Danny Up in that universe, and JD (Malik Yoba) off'd that dude.

There's so many actors who played different characters at one point or another in NY Undercover
 
ocelot;4720932 said:
I believe the Bond, Inspector Gadget, Forrest Gump, the Tarantino and Samurai Jack theories...

Consider this:

Genndy Tartakovsky was the director for not only the Powerpuff Girls and was the creator/director for Samurai Jack, he was also the creator and director of Dexter's Laboratory.

How the storyline could go is that all three shows are based on different periods in time in the same universe. The PPG's time being first, Samurai Jack's post apocalyptic/Aku time being next, and Dexter's time being life after reconstruction once Samurai Jack finally defeats Aku.

Why???

In season 3 and 4 of Dexter's Lab, Samurai Jack action figures can sometimes be seen on Dexter's bookshelf as well him referring to himself as "Samurai Jacktion" in one episode. Also, there's an episode or two where Dexter watches a show on TV like Samurai Jack.

After Samurai Jack kills Aku, he becomes a celebrated historical figure and, in the vein of famous samurai Hattori Hanzo of Japanese history, his legacy lives on through various interpretations of himself (i.e. action figures and TV shows based on his life just as there have been many references to Hattori Hanzo in media).

Just thought of that one myself. Seems plausible.
 
Watching Arrested Development, late 3rd Season. Just saw Munch....actually playing Detective Munch.

Like I said, dude needs his own universe.
 
X-Men is All About Gay Rights:

If we asked you what the X-Men movies are a metaphor for, a lot of you would probably say "growing knives out of your hands and stabbing people." Others would point out that the comic was originally about the 1960s civil rights movement and racism, so the movies must be, too. That's close, but no cigar: The X-Men films are actually one big metaphor for gay rights. Says who? Well, the director, for starters. And both screenwriters for X2. And Magneto himself, Ian McKellen. All of whom are gay.

Now, you probably noticed some of the more obvious clues in the movies but took them as isolated jokes -- like the scene in X2 where Iceman "comes out" to his parents and they ask him "Have you tried not being a mutant?" or the one in X-Men: First Class where Beast is in a similar situation and says "You didn't ask, so I didn't tell." Or, you know, that slightly homoerotic scene with young Magneto and Professor X in the same movie.

But those are just stray moments where the metaphor-frosting got a bit lumpy on top of the storytelling cake -- and let us tell you, this is one super gay cake. Let's go through the similarities between mutation and homosexuality: Both "manifest in adolescence" (in the first movie, the first time Rogue realizes she's a mutant is also the first time she kisses a boy). Both are controversial social issues that lead to scare-mongering politicians talking about "saving our children":

In fact, William Stryker, the baddie from X2, also represents homophobia: He sent his mutant son to Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters thinking it was a "Pray Away the Powers" camp where his son could be cured, but Xavier responds by pointing out that "mutation is not a disease," again mirroring arguments surrounding homosexuality. When Stryker finds out that his son has been going to a mansion filled with fabulous people dressed in totally killer outfits (another similarity), he gets extremely pissed. Some fans have taken this whole thing about as well as Stryker did -- to the point where the screenwriters stepped in and confirmed that, yep, the X-Men are about gay rights.

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The fuck?
 
damn...I'm mad now. I like fantasy films like X-men because they take me away from real life. Now I'm gonna know that X-men is just an extension of life on the silver screen. Fuckin bullshit.
 
Stan Lee and other folks who worked for marvel stated in interviews several years back stated that the X-Men franchise had more to do with the civil rights movement than anything else. So the gay rights theory is bull.
 
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X-Men is All About Gay Rights:

If we asked you what the X-Men movies are a metaphor for, a lot of you would probably say "growing knives out of your hands and stabbing people." Others would point out that the comic was originally about the 1960s civil rights movement and racism, so the movies must be, too. That's close, but no cigar: The X-Men films are actually one big metaphor for gay rights. Says who? Well, the director, for starters. And both screenwriters for X2. And Magneto himself, Ian McKellen. All of whom are gay.

Now, you probably noticed some of the more obvious clues in the movies but took them as isolated jokes -- like the scene in X2 where Iceman "comes out" to his parents and they ask him "Have you tried not being a mutant?" or the one in X-Men: First Class where Beast is in a similar situation and says "You didn't ask, so I didn't tell." Or, you know, that slightly homoerotic scene with young Magneto and Professor X in the same movie.

But those are just stray moments where the metaphor-frosting got a bit lumpy on top of the storytelling cake -- and let us tell you, this is one super gay cake. Let's go through the similarities between mutation and homosexuality: Both "manifest in adolescence" (in the first movie, the first time Rogue realizes she's a mutant is also the first time she kisses a boy). Both are controversial social issues that lead to scare-mongering politicians talking about "saving our children":

In fact, William Stryker, the baddie from X2, also represents homophobia: He sent his mutant son to Xavier's School for Gifted Youngsters thinking it was a "Pray Away the Powers" camp where his son could be cured, but Xavier responds by pointing out that "mutation is not a disease," again mirroring arguments surrounding homosexuality. When Stryker finds out that his son has been going to a mansion filled with fabulous people dressed in totally killer outfits (another similarity), he gets extremely pissed. Some fans have taken this whole thing about as well as Stryker did -- to the point where the screenwriters stepped in and confirmed that, yep, the X-Men are about gay rights.

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The fuck?

gives no fucks about the movies anyway....
 
XMen theory>>>> most of the theories posted....

I thought I was a Martin and Malcolm story but that's only a 5th of it... Good find @scumbagswag
 
It's true that isn't the only article about it. Magneto had an interview about it saying how he was a proponent for gay rights and should be seen as equal.

I thought it was weird bc I'm thinking the fuck x men gotta do with gay people.

The comics may have been about civil rights but the films chose to cover another topic which is still in the same vein as civil rights.
 
icks86;5917678 said:
Stan Lee and other folks who worked for marvel stated in interviews several years back stated that the X-Men franchise had more to do with the civil rights movement than anything else. So the gay rights theory is bull.

Stan Lee don't run Hollywood nigga... And you know gay people like to compare their struggle to ours...smh

And didn't Hugh Jackson played a homo on Broadway?

 
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