1 Night Stand Rules...

this isn't the mid or even late 90's anymore my niggas, that bootycall where u just slide thru with a steak and beer waiting on u is long gone....

these days gotta take pre-cautions even when u take em to the hotel, my nigga I grew up with just made a FB status sunday about a bitch that got him for his paper because he nodded off at the telly, this happened in waterloo,iowa ......

 

[DillaDeaf]

I never had a one night stand. I count on my fingers how many sexual interactions I had in my lifetime. I'm really not into sexing a bunch of ppl or one night stands.

if I had sex with someone, you think I would parade on the net saying I didnt?

I never had sex with nas or lil wayne....need I say anymore names?

my life really isnt industry.

Here's the plm, you don't even have to be in a one night stand nowadays for chicks to be setting dudes up and shit....there's chicks that would play a long con and let a nigga get comfortable in a long relationship and then when the nigga ain't paying attention, he get robbed or even worse, killed. those rules I made applied to every situation (my pops is a pastor, but he taught me those rules ...every black dude gotta know them, that shit can save a nigga life one day)

 

[kacee139]

I ain't leaving my phone for shit.... I'm a registered gun owner so that's coming wit me too. Cuz u can expect the unexpected during a 1 night stand

 

[TheFix]

It really ain't no wrong answers. It's funny to see peoples reactions to what other niggas is doin. but thats life. I move how i move because its neccessary. Others move their way because, thats them. Where i'm from, if you just do shit without thinkin, you'll be swallowed whole, muthafuckas is broke and will do anything for a comeup, so if you slip, you food. But when i was in school, i could move reckless like a lot of yall are because at that point, it aint wreckless, its a college campus. This bitch got a trust fund. Whatever ya'll do. Just be safe, and dont turn your brain off because she throwin it at you.

 

[The Douce]

dudes in here wildin

 

[Tommy_Milfhitta]

SMDH @ sum niggas thinkin 1 night stands are as risk-free as walking down the park on a hot summers afternoon. No precaution to be taken, no need to be vigilant and look out 4 red flags...nah...just go in there nonchalantly, do ur thing and go to sleep and even expect breakfast in bed in the morning.. Yea its all gud just cuddle up in bed with her and close ur eyes...

**NEWS HEADLINES:**

"BODY OF A MAN FOUND DEAD IN THE ST. HELENA RIVER AT 9AM. CCTV FOOTAGE SHOWING HIM LEAVING CLUB 69 WITH AN UNIDENTIFIED FEMALE COMPANION. NO ARRESTS MADE YET, IF YOU HAVE ANY INFORMATION CONTACT THE LOCAL POLICE DEPARTMENT."

 

[CoolJoe]

If the shit is that dangerous, why have a one night stand at all?

Y'all niggas making it seem like you're risking your lives for some random pussy.

 

[The Douce]

If the shit is that dangerous, why have a one night stand at all?

Y'all niggas making it seem like you're risking your lives for some random pussy.

 

[Tommy_Milfhitta]

@ CoolJoe

Personaly I don't do 1 night stands unless I'm @ a house party. If I meet a nyc broad I'd like 2 smash @ da club I'm taking her math and callin her up some other time and smash then. Seldom wud I leave the club with a random bitch 2 go and pipe her down on the same night. And yes 1 night stands are essentialy a risk to ones life because if u foolin with the wrong hoe, shit can get real and end up with u being robbed, beat up or murked. You don't know that bitch, u don't know the team she rolls with and you dont know if her intentions are pure. We not sayin ALL 1nyt stands will end up in a tragedy...all we saying is keep on the lookout so u not another brother who got played out for messin with the wrong pussy.

 

[The Douce]

see this is why you gotta one night stand white bitches, you wake up, sure some bus fare is missing off your table... but shes's gone and nobody needs to know you smashed a semi fat broad

 

[Tommy_Milfhitta]

Statistics show that the 4 P's are the leading cause of black-on-black crime (this can extend 2 other races too)

1) Power/Pride

2) Paper

3) Pussy

4) Pills and Powder (drugs)

 

[soul rattler]

 

[TheFix]

Bein thoro is normal to me, so what ya'll look at as a lot, ain't shit to me at all. It's second nature. Many of those same 1 night stand rules i posted can go for a house party or other situations, keep a strap, travel light, and know how to get out clean. Make sure somebody reliable knows your location. Thats fundamentals for me. Its like breathin. I wouldnt expect niggas to understand unless thyve seen the results of not following the rules. Somebody should make a "how to move in the hood" thread, ya'll would really lose it then. That shit would look like a dictionary.

 

[DillaDeaf]

If the shit is that dangerous, why have a one night stand at all?

Y'all niggas making it seem like you're risking your lives for some random pussy.

Yeah, but one night stands are usually random shit if you really feeling that somebody at a party or shit, so rather have rules to prepare for that shit if it happens, but the key is don't go around looking for 1 night stands (that for the dumb niggas)...if it happens, then it happens but use common sense rules.

 

[deadeye]

4. Never do shit unless you have the homies backing u up --- let them know where u at, and even older heads will have homies in a car or some shit to watch out for trouble outside and make sure u get home safe...

The bolded...matter of fact, all the setup talk made me think about this:

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[s3nterocks]

for real, If you feeling like these rules are extra, then most likely you didn't grow up in a real hood area. No shots, that's actually a good thing. But if you go to a house party in the hood, club, or anywhere that's not your comfort zone, you'd naturally be weary and scouting the place out sheer instincts. You tend to grow up watching out for niggas/bitches scheming.

 

[deadeye]

for real, If you feeling like these rules are extra, then most likely you didn't grow up in a real hood area. No shots, that's actually a good thing. But if you go to a house party in the hood, club, or anywhere that's not your comfort zone, you'd naturally be weary and scouting the place out sheer instincts. You tend to grow up watching out for niggas/bitches scheming.

True.

It's better to be too cautious than not cautious enough.

 

[CallMeWelvin]

I'm not from the hood.

 

[CallMeWelvin]

Thank God

 

[Tommy_Milfhitta]

I'm not from the hood.

That explains y u was acting so naive earlier...anyway ur excused buddy boy.