1 Night Stand Rules...

[Dr.Chemix]

A man without principle or code is not a man at all

@PimpMVP...nigga this isn't a movie. this game is from experience bruh and from pop dukes who was a pimp. you keep ethering yourself bad over there

Real niggas in this bitch know what the fuck I'm talking about

Real niggas sniff out a pussy in you. So I'm the fat lame nigga? So that means you're the scrawny skinny nigga with a loud mouth and exaggerated movements that gets knocked the fuck out everytime?

so be it...

Notice every fucking nigga in here getting pussy says rules are imperative

All see this

But you the odd man out player...

I think you prefer brown holes Pimp

 

[Dr.Chemix]

***RULES 4 ONE-NYT STANDS***

1) Eating the pussy is a delicacy, do not eat the fruit unless she is ur s/o or if you have had atleast 3 sexual encounters with her.

2) Never take a 1 night stand bitch to ur home. Never know if the bitch is scheming. Fuck a 'honey trap', avoid this and u cud potentially avoid a house break-in

2a) If the bitch is constantly texting on her fone. Pause. She cud be plotting so gtfo. Fuck around and get got. 'Honey traps' are bullshit.

3) Strap the fuck up. Having a baby from a 1 nyt stand is not trill.

4) Hide ur identity. If u an Ol' skul player u already kno wats gud. False names only and give her the booty call number. (this is usually fone #2 or #3 which is mandatory 4 true players) Never give them the mainline.

5) If she way too drunk, leave it alone son. Bitch will have u in court on sum rape charge the following week if u fuck around with a drunk slut.

6) 1 night = 1 nut. After ur 1st nut gtfo. No cuddling allowed and 2nd rounds are off limits.

#2 and #5 are GOAT

I know too many bitches that have set niggas up on the number 2. Come back telling me the nigga had two PS3's, 42 inch flat screens, money, etc. all it takes is the wrong nigga to hear that shit and you got. Word to Outkast "Red Velvet" When I was down in ATL, niggas stay getting trapped in the hotels.

And especially number 5!! Yoooo!! All it takes is her homegirl talking to her..."do you remember anything at all girl? Did you consent?" And before you know it, these two bitches are brewing up a rape charge for your ass. Shit is real

 

[CallMeWelvin]

I skipped over your post b

I'll never in my life do all that useless shit you lames are on

Fuck are you fearful of a bitch for

The hood has really fuck some niggas heads up

Hilarious shit in this thread b

 

[Allah_U_Akbar]

Foh..

You niggas always over complicate simple shit and acting like your teaching something important

Stop being a lame nigga that tries to hard to give "Mack" advice

You're in every thread over complicating simple shit. Fucking wack nigga

@PimpMVP

First of all, NIGGA, you're a white boy, NIGGA, so stop typing the word "NIGGA" all the time, NIGGA. Embrace your whiteness, NIGGA. Stop embarrassing yourself, NIGGA! And one more thing, NIGGA....

 

[CallMeWelvin]

IC Nigga: Don't touch any of her belongings.. she might lift your fingerprints and frame you for a murder

More lame IC niggas: word..that shit happened to my cousin.. this shit is real

The fuck

 

[Bully_Pulpit]

 

[JJ 1975]

Absolutely NO evidence left behind. It's like you weren't even there.

 

[Yroc]

obviously there's a decorum that needs to be followed for a one night stand.

Niggas make shit to difficult with bullshit "game and rules"

Fuck the bitch

get her number if you think you may want to smash in the future if not don't

Leave

rarely is it this simple. you just waitin to be got. never trust these hoes. all it takes is one bad experience, then you'll understand, keep/start fucking...

 

[BlackThor356]

look pimpmvp all im sayin is, Kat said she AGREED with you...that alone should tell you that you may need to re consider your position.

no disrespect to Kat of course

 

[TheFix]

There's certain rules to move in certain situations. After the club, and she has a boyfriend.

Make sure the homies know where you are just incase.

As the OP said, leave everything possible in the car.

Take the strap in, but don't let her know(that's how you get setup).

If possible, don't take all of your clothes off, and definitely don't take your pants all the way off.

Check every room in the crib when you get there, closets and all, look around you, see if there's a nigga livin there and all that.

Condoms, Condoms, Condoms.

Flush your own condom, wrap that bitch in tissue, and watch it go down.

Don't drink shit she give you at the house unless it's sealed.

DO NOT GO TO SLEEP.

When you leave, if possible, erase your number out her contacts, and call log.

When you park, back in, instead of facing in.

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

I used to steal her shit after she fell asleep. Now my daughters mom steals my paychecks.

Damn, karma

 

[bull6599]

There's certain rules to move in certain situations. After the club, and she has a boyfriend.

Make sure the homies know where you are just incase.

As the OP said, leave everything possible in the car.

Take the strap in, but don't let her know(that's how you get setup).

If possible, don't take all of your clothes off, and definitely don't take your pants all the way off.

Check every room in the crib when you get there, closets and all, look around you, see if there's a nigga livin there and all that.

Condoms, Condoms, Condoms.

Flush your own condom, wrap that bitch in tissue, and watch it go down.

Don't drink shit she give you at the house unless it's sealed.

DO NOT GO TO SLEEP.

When you leave, if possible, erase your number out her contacts, and call log.

When you park, back in, instead of facing in.

I do that shit everywhere LOL. It's become a habit.

 

[TheFix]

There's certain rules to move in certain situations. After the club, and she has a boyfriend.

Make sure the homies know where you are just incase.

As the OP said, leave everything possible in the car.

Take the strap in, but don't let her know(that's how you get setup).

If possible, don't take all of your clothes off, and definitely don't take your pants all the way off.

Check every room in the crib when you get there, closets and all, look around you, see if there's a nigga livin there and all that.

Condoms, Condoms, Condoms.

Flush your own condom, wrap that bitch in tissue, and watch it go down.

Don't drink shit she give you at the house unless it's sealed.

DO NOT GO TO SLEEP.

When you leave, if possible, erase your number out her contacts, and call log.

When you park, back in, instead of facing in.

I do that shit everywhere LOL. It's become a habit.

On my momma that saved my life before.

 

[Dr.Chemix]

There's certain rules to move in certain situations. After the club, and she has a boyfriend.

Make sure the homies know where you are just incase.

As the OP said, leave everything possible in the car.

Take the strap in, but don't let her know(that's how you get setup).

If possible, don't take all of your clothes off, and definitely don't take your pants all the way off.

Check every room in the crib when you get there, closets and all, look around you, see if there's a nigga livin there and all that.

Condoms, Condoms, Condoms.

Flush your own condom, wrap that bitch in tissue, and watch it go down.

Don't drink shit she give you at the house unless it's sealed.

DO NOT GO TO SLEEP.

When you leave, if possible, erase your number out her contacts, and call log.

When you park, back in, instead of facing in.

My nigga!!!!! Yo, pretty much everything bolded was told to me by my father and my brother, straight up. Every single fucking one. I never forgot that pants rules, no sleep rule and especially...ESPECIALLY...the sealed drinks. I heard it in a verse in a track and I heard it from my brother

"Do smoke on the blunt if the weed is rolled already"

Nigga just dropped that real shit right there yo...

 

[HarlemThumzUp]

its a one nite stand..fuck and get up go home.

 

[TheFix]

There's certain rules to move in certain situations. After the club, and she has a boyfriend.

Make sure the homies know where you are just incase.

As the OP said, leave everything possible in the car.

Take the strap in, but don't let her know(that's how you get setup).

If possible, don't take all of your clothes off, and definitely don't take your pants all the way off.

Check every room in the crib when you get there, closets and all, look around you, see if there's a nigga livin there and all that.

Condoms, Condoms, Condoms.

Flush your own condom, wrap that bitch in tissue, and watch it go down.

Don't drink shit she give you at the house unless it's sealed.

DO NOT GO TO SLEEP.

When you leave, if possible, erase your number out her contacts, and call log.

When you park, back in, instead of facing in.

My nigga!!!!! Yo, pretty much everything bolded was told to me by my father and my brother, straight up. Every single fucking one. I never forgot that pants rules, no sleep rule and especially...ESPECIALLY...the sealed drinks. I heard it in a verse in a track and I heard it from my brother

"Do smoke on the blunt if the weed is rolled already"

Nigga just dropped that real shit right there yo...

Bruh, when I was still out there like that, I didn't even want a bitch textin around me, and when you go to the bathroom, i'm readin that shit. Who you textin at 4 am? Niggas use bitches set niggas up because they know we gonna be weary of they asses, no no not me homie. You not rockin me to sleep. That thirst will get you stripped in a way that you don't to be.

 

[Dr.Chemix]

There's certain rules to move in certain situations. After the club, and she has a boyfriend.

Make sure the homies know where you are just incase.

As the OP said, leave everything possible in the car.

Take the strap in, but don't let her know(that's how you get setup).

If possible, don't take all of your clothes off, and definitely don't take your pants all the way off.

Check every room in the crib when you get there, closets and all, look around you, see if there's a nigga livin there and all that.

Condoms, Condoms, Condoms.

Flush your own condom, wrap that bitch in tissue, and watch it go down.

Don't drink shit she give you at the house unless it's sealed.

DO NOT GO TO SLEEP.

When you leave, if possible, erase your number out her contacts, and call log.

When you park, back in, instead of facing in.

My nigga!!!!! Yo, pretty much everything bolded was told to me by my father and my brother, straight up. Every single fucking one. I never forgot that pants rules, no sleep rule and especially...ESPECIALLY...the sealed drinks. I heard it in a verse in a track and I heard it from my brother

"Do smoke on the blunt if the weed is rolled already"

Nigga just dropped that real shit right there yo...

Bruh, when I was still out there like that, I didn't even want a bitch textin around me, and when you go to the bathroom, i'm readin that shit. Who you textin at 4 am? Niggas use bitches set niggas up because they know we gonna be weary of they asses, no no not me homie. You not rockin me to sleep. That thirst will get you stripped in a way that you don't to be.

@bolded

all the time my dude...they do that shit all the time like clockwork

dumb ass niggas comin out there tims n shit...

MOF, this chick was tellin me how her man would tell her to bring a dude home and let him fuck. When she did, her dude would sneak in and beat the shit out of the dude, then would fuck the shit out of her on some freaky shit. That was their game that they played. Smh...gotta watch yourself out here. Evil lurks looking for a snoozer

 

[Tommy_Milfhitta]

@ Dr.Chemix

Some niggas outchea aint seen the game in its rawest form. They dont understand that everything has a set of rules and regulations and a one night stand is no exception. Its a jungle outchea and women are sheisty. Niggas forget that this aint the 80's-90's...these days Bonnie would plot on ur ass her damn self without Clyde assisting her. Niggas better take notes or else it would be too late when you right in the middle of the situation.

 

[Dr.Chemix]

@ Dr.Chemix

Some niggas outchea aint seen the game in its rawest form. They dont understand that everything has a set of rules and regulations and a one night stand is no exception. Its a jungle outchea and women are sheisty. Niggas forget that this aint the 80's-90's...these days Bonnie would plot on ur ass her damn self without Clyde assisting her. Niggas better take notes or else it would be too late when you right in the middle of the situation.

lol that gif speaks truth! Hell yea doe...never seen that shit. Only going off what some other nigga said, who himself haven't even seen the raw game. So the fuckery ensues. Lol but they can keep the act up on the IC if they want, when they got out in that real world, they betta hope no wolves or lionesses preying on em. A fodder is simply that, a fodder. lowest on the food chain.

 

[Bawse D.Lox]

lmfao @ this thread,& at these post Vietnam Gulf War ass niggaz,

tip# 52- if u walked in thru the door, leave thru the window.

tip# 32- if she's white, wear under size gloves.

tip# 25- pee back word facing the wall, dick at a 32 degree angle, to avoid leaving a mess

lmao but on the real, i like some of these tho. these hoes is skandalous, u might neva kno.