1 Night Stand Rules...

[CallMeWelvin]

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So I can laugh at more of you niggas and these CIA rules

 

[bull6599]

I know a couple dudes who got set up for the okie doke. But they were some flashy niggas...always popping bottles w/the absurd amounts of jewelry on. I ain't a hater, but sometimes that shit makes u mark. 1 nigga was a d-boy...got em for all his shit...work included.

 

[The Prodigalson]

The only rule is to get her to the house.m

 

[Lurker6]

........smh@ all these rules shit is a 1 night stand............u meet that person for the first time at the bar or w/e and have sex with them somewhere then go about your biz thats it........theres no call them again to hook up again some other time our it wouldnt be a 1 night stand

 

[The Prodigalson]

........smh@ all these rules shit is a 1 night stand............u meet that person for the first time at the bar or w/e and have sex with them somewhere then go about your biz thats it........theres no call them again to hook up again some other time our it wouldnt be a 1 night stand

..............

 

[TheFix]

........smh@ all these rules shit is a 1 night stand............u meet that person for the first time at the bar or w/e and have sex with them somewhere then go about your biz thats it........theres no call them again to hook up again some other time our it wouldnt be a 1 night stand

Puttin rules into play depends on circumstance. For instance, most of that shit don't apply to college chicks, but there are some crazy situations for you out there and i've never believed in being careless, so I'm not careless.

 

[unRealLady1]

I never had a one night stand. I count on my fingers how many sexual interactions I had in my lifetime. I'm really not into sexing a bunch of ppl or one night stands.

if I had sex with someone, you think I would parade on the net saying I didnt?

I never had sex with nas or lil wayne....need I say anymore names?

my life really isnt industry.

 

[tru_m.a.c]

nah the only real rules should be the sleep part, condoms flushing and Visual STD check

the sleep part is KILLER

if you're going to sleep in that pussy...wake the fuck up first!

 

[HafBayked]

basically just try to be elusive as possible....a lot of times i didnt even use real names....and i prefer motels over anyones crib....you never know what u may be walking into....

i did fall asleep wit a one nighter b4 smh.....nothing happened i just felt like a loser when i woke up and realized what was goin on....

 

[deadeye]

MOF, this chick was tellin me how her man would tell her to bring a dude home and let him fuck. When she did, her dude would sneak in and beat the shit out of the dude, then would fuck the shit out of her on some freaky shit. =

Sick.

 

[Will Munny]

get a nut.

 

[frostyicy]

Get in and get out that's OG classic....

 

[dalyricalbandit]

Get in and get out that's OG classic....

 

[Bully_Pulpit]

 

[on1x]

Oh noes.. use a fake name because you're so important

Oh noes... don't get the number.. just smash and leave because you're sooooo important

^^^^wack shit

Niggas is lame as fuck

You can tell who fuck bitches and who doesn't on this forum

for real. acting like it's an episode of friends. it's just pussy.

 

[on1x]

and Visual STD check

:-?

 

u can tell what demographic posters are from by the responses in this thread .....

only way u breezin thru a females spot nonchalantly and layin up peacefully with her is if she's in a gated neighborhood surrounded by million dollar homes........

 

[bull6599]

u can tell what demographic posters are from by the responses in this thread .....

only way u breezin thru a females spot nonchalantly and layin up peacefully with her is if she's in a gated neighborhood surrounded by million dollar homes........

I wouldn't go that far but shit can get real. I know a married dude who met a bitch at the club 1 night & went back to her crib to smash. Nigga left his wallet in his pants and fell asleep in that bitch. While he was catching z's she must've went into his wallet & saw his license b/c she sent him a FB friend request like 2 days later. He rejected it but come to find out they had 2 mutual friends. She got on his page thru them, got his wife's name, and sent her a message. A shit storm ensued LOL

 

[Peezy_Jenkins]

1. fuck a ho and dipset

 

[DillaDeaf]

1. Always be aware of your surroundings....I've seen too many niggas tell me about chicks that do that honey pot trap shit , and set up a nigga.

2. Don't Sleep, ....once you done your shit and whatever, get the fuck outta of there.

3. If you gonna fuck, make sure you do it in a room where there a way you can have your back to the wall and multiple ways to leave (escape) a room if shit goes down....doing it in a chick bedroom is the worst, cause normally there only one way out that shit (espeically in the projects)

4. Never do shit unless you have the homies backing u up --- let them know where u at, and even older heads will have homies in a car or some shit to watch out for trouble outside and make sure u get home safe...

5. If you can, never let a chick do a one night at her crib...and watch her the whole way, if she texts while you there, take off outta there like a bat outta hell, like the previous poster said, ain't natural if you texting at 4 am in the fuckin morning............fuck that shit, something goin down.

6. Armed yourself with something (if you on probation or some shit == refer to Rule 4)