This chick who is a neighbor of my sister. At first I was hollering to see what was up but then my sister pulled me to the side and was like she's the neighborhood ho and she was one of those "hit it and quit it" types. Plus she was too much of a hoodrat for me, definately not my type
After seeing that fatty in her video for Window Seat, I see why Andre 3000 and Common flipped their lid for her. Lord have mercy, I'd wind up rocking plaid pants, platinum wigs, and polka dot shirts too if I hit that.
A woman that doesn't do oral, I look at her like a cassette deck: They still make you? Those be the same ones that don't give head but want you to stick your face in their twat and go "lah-ladl-lah-ladl-lah-ladl-LAH". You do me, I'll do you, simple as that.
My thing is, how the fuck do these people know she's a former porn star in the first place. What does that say about them? I don't see the big hang up. If she wants to volunteer to read to kids, good for her. Some of these punk ass parents don't volunteer to do shit at their own kid's...
So he never talks to you and all of a sudden he wants you to co-sign on some loans? Sounds suspect to me. Why didn't he go through his parents? Maybe they know something you don't. While I would applaud him for trying to better his life, I wouldn't do it on your expense. I had a similar...
They forgot Canibus' lyric fro Second Round KO: "Well let me tell you something, you might got more cash than me/But you ain't got the skills to eat another nigga's ass like me"
This one spot in Texas called Baby Dolls. You could grope titties and smack asses. In fact they encouraged it. And of course you could get the Sex In the Champaigne Room experience. They had all kinds of flavors, black, white, hispanic, mixed, slim, thick, whatever your preference. After...
Herman Cain (Mike Tyson) singing "Imagine The World With No Pizza"http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/4b3db30df0/herman-cain-sings-imagine-there-s-no-pizza?playlist=featured_videos