on a good day where i got the crib to my damn self, i open all the window's, put on some R&B, and light up a blunt while i do my thing. fuck all that texting and social networking shit. this is my time.
i got fired from popeyes on some bullshit. I'd rather eat a Ceaser's nasty ass pizza in an Ihop restroom while blasting Gucci Gucci by Kreashawn before I'll go there again. KFgoddamnC!
my first day walking home from school by myself in 3rd grade. I was just past the corner store by the school walking down the sidewalk, playing my gameboy color, doing me. then outta nowhere i just hear NIIIIIIIIIIGGGGGGGEEEEERRRR!!!!! "Dafuq?" I look up an see a red pickup with some country ass...
that little essay mattered little to me. im a Buddhist and im told that being, "Good" by following the precepts and through general acts, thoughts, or deeds will gain me merit which will accumulate and carry over to my next life leading me that much closer to Liberation...or at least thats what...
you humans argue about the silliest shit. i'm a Wallaby, but you dont catch me arguing with other animals about whos the "cooler" species. shits real out here in the animal kingdom, we gotta stay on point. cant be caught slippin out here. one minute your talkin shit, and the next you just got...
i seen a light skinned girl at the pool with webbed toes, her friends were trying to get her to come in the water with them an she said, "i look like i know how to swim to yall?" ....hoe was half amphibian...
you really need to be a dumb ass to not know the difference between a Sikh and a Muslim, Sikhs have big turbans and beards Muslims for the most part do not...