Pardon, twas' the indecipherable drivel thou composest in Anglo-Saxon tongue?
Regarding substance intoxication, I too enjoy a cannabinoid intoxication every now and then, mine hemp stemming from very exalted crops nearby the Indus Valley.
Perchance I shall gather the fellows and embark on yet another journey to the East, if not for furthering my distribution of exotic opiates then be it for the fine Oriental dames for they often doth swallow my member in a manner reminiscent of a dedusting vacuum machine.
Once upon a time I was at Worcestershire Inn with my compeers, without exception we were to be located at the assembly with chalices full of the finest wine. Therefore we were enwreathed with large consortiums of aesthetically pleasuring females who were liberating their inhibitions and sharing...
Forsooth! In spite of the fact that time might be of the essence as the ways of a procurer are demanding as I have an abundance of women of ill repute to please with my phallic extremities, I still appreciate informing the cretins of the Valetudinarian Coterie of the pleasures of partaking in...
^ Thou hast a very vivid imagination regarding homosexual acts, ostensively thou sharest the very same phallic thirst as thy matriarchal progenitor who was one of my many courtesans.
As earlier stated, hatred from disreputable gentlemen is going to continually persist. All I may expound upon is that ye jealous curmudgeons may consume excreta and expire.
Authentic gentlemen recognizeth other authentic gentlemen for we have not selected the life of a ruffian, conversely the...
Ye gods! I would naught have presupposed for once in my life that I would ever lay my eyes upon the bastard child Terius whose entrance in this world was the result of Olde Earl ignoring prophylactics for the sake of optimal pleasure. His great great great grandmother Mabel possesseth some of...