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[twizza 77]

Too many stories, some fun and some violent.

 

[kzzl]

Telling a dude at work bout this spot they got back home. It's closed down now, but they had this spot called Bills in Port Allen, LA. I had one of those moments where I realized I need to stop drinking. Shit was blurry, depth perception was off, and each step felt like it took all the focus I had. But in that stupor I noticed something just before I passed out.

You had niggas watching and clowning off reruns of the games from earlier that day. They had the bar tenders dancing and serving drinks to a packed bar. They had these two chicks dancing on each other and twerking with niggas throwing money at them. My homie bucking on the wall, soaking wet in sweat, and jigging hard as fuck.

A birthday party with ratchet bitches dancing on the VIP table. The DJ drunk and rapping to all the songs he's playing. My other homie getting it in with some sluts on the dance floor. A stack of money on the pool table where the ballers was at and the hustlers with the dice game in the corner. Then you got the section where I was at, the table area, drunk as fuck and talking myself outta some pussy.

But with all this going on. Bitches got they knives, niggas got guns hidden under the car, crowded, loud, gone off that boosie, and intoxicated in a small ass club with no police presence... yet nobody got shot, nobody had a fight. Just a good 'ol ghetto ass time. My Black peoples showed we could get together and have a good time for once. Which is kind of rare where I'm from. Shit was fucking beautiful. I ain't been too a club yet that reproduced that same atmosphere with no bad results.

Had to be there. If you wanted make a real movie bout the south, the southern version of "Friday". That night in that club had everything you'd need.

 

[MoneyPowerRespect]

Me and one of my friends would play a game to see who could get the most free drinks.

Those were the days..

 

[TrueraPP]

Me and one of my friends would play a game to see who could get the most free drinks.

Those were the days..

Now you get a free check from the government............

 

[Vader_F_Kennedy]

Me and one of my friends would play a game to see who could get the most free drinks.

Those were the days..

Use to see chicks do that all the time or they would sucker a nigga at the bar into buyin the drink then would go back and give the drink to the nigga she ce with

 

[MoneyPowerRespect]

Me and one of my friends would play a game to see who could get the most free drinks.

Those were the days..

Now you get a free check from the government............

Actually, I don't.

Those are for those who don't know who the father is.

Sorry me & your mom can't relate.

 

[Ol Jay's]

few weeks ago me and my folks tried going to a club downtown, line looked like niggas was tryna vote for Obama, mostly females cuz Caron Butler was there, so we said fuck waiting or paying $100 to skip & dipped around the corner to a sports bar, shit was pack cuz of the trickle down from the other club, we find a parking spot in front of the spot, hop out looking like money, bouncer looks at us & say $20 a peice, bout to pay when my bro walks out & pulls us to the side. He like fam its no cover dude hustling yall, he like man roll with me back to the hood, these chicks want me to meet them at the hood club, we say ok

On the way there, the folks im with like man this spot hot, all the niggas on fed watch finna be in here, plus the club on like its 30th shooting for the year, he was like it was a shooting inside the club not too long ago, im like fuck it, we fucked up lets still go

Shit was crazy packed, security searched us, my bro looked over at the side door and was like bro look, plenty niggas coming thru not being searched and looking like theyre on something, right away my bro spots his chicks, holla at em & he ready to bounce & head to their crib, im like let me go piss right quick, I get in the bathroom & some goon looking nigga arguing with his baby momma in the bathroom cuz he came to the spot with a new chick, I smh proceed to walk & I here swish splash swish splash, I look down its 3-4" of standing water, im like yall just gone act like this bitch ain flooded, they look at me crazy & keep arguing

I dont think i'll be in a rush to go out again anytime soon

 

[dwade206]

Went to this party at a strip club through an acquaintance who happened to know the "pharmaceutical" personell who was attending. About 20 minutes later the acquaintance is getting beat down and I dipped out the back.

 

[S2J]

Me n my homie was out in South Beach. The night was a L at first b/c we couldnt get into Liv, so we walk the strip, then go to a dive bar near the hotel. My homie is blown so he's on the side salty. Me I started talkin up this chick who looks like she's dolo. She's dtf, but here comes her girlfriend outta nowhere. Usually this is ends poorly b/c thats where the cockblocking begings, but the girlfriend had met some young hipster skater dude. You know the type- with the huge african loop earrings, tats, 'yea dude' slang, etc...but he was black. It was very strange.

The girlfriend is drunk, stumbling n all, and lil Travis Mccoy is over there holding her hand, bringin her water, rubbing her hair, etc. I was weak. That lil mfer was pullin my old moves. In between that he keeps talkin to me like 'Yea bro, dude, we can get them both bro.' Lil obnoxious mfer

So we walk to their hotel, all the time this ngga tryin to have coversation n shyt like we a new buddy cop team. He keep lookn at me like 'ngga we bout to smash these bytches!' FOH act like u been there lil ngga Lol...so their hotel is one of them hostel type jawns, two small as beds in a small room. Fuk it. Both parties did what they had to. It was funny as shyt. This ngga over there tellin her 'i love you', they cuddled up, all sorts of funny shyt.

Me, I beat and i'm ready to go. As im ready to sneak out the door as eveyrbody is asleep, this ngga wakes up, lift his head over the cover and gave me a sad look like 'But bro, i thought we was a new team?'. Lol smh Later saw them on the beach throwin frisbees.

 

[EarlBarrettSmith]

Once upon a time I was at Worcestershire Inn with my compeers, without exception we were to be located at the assembly with chalices full of the finest wine. Therefore we were enwreathed with large consortiums of aesthetically pleasuring females who were liberating their inhibitions and sharing our hedonistic lifestyle. As me and my companions were not from Yarmouth our boastful aggrandizing was not beholden for by individuals possessing less wealth and class.

One of these woeful gentlemen was the very owner of the Inn whose wife happened to be one of the wenches accompanying our group and cavorting with us. He appeared unwarranted with his entourage at our table, the whole group of them wishing to engage in a violent physical confrontation. In the blink of an eye, we proceeded to assault and defeat them but as the constabularies were closing upon our position, we sadly had to leave the establishment and embark upon my carriage and retreat to Dunchester.

 

[Dirty Sanchez]

Once upon a time I was at Worcestershire Inn with my compeers, without exception we were to be located at the assembly with chalices full of the finest wine. Therefore we were enwreathed with large consortiums of aesthetically pleasuring females who were liberating their inhibitions and sharing our hedonistic lifestyle. As me and my companions were not from Yarmouth our boastful aggrandizing was not beholden for by individuals possessing less wealth and class.

One of these woeful gentlemen was the very owner of the Inn whose wife happened to be one of the wenches accompanying our group and cavorting with us. He appeared unwarranted with his entourage at our table, the whole group of them wishing to engage in a violent physical confrontation. In the blink of an eye, we proceeded to assault and defeat them but as the constabularies were closing upon our position, we sadly had to leave the establishment and embark upon my carriage and retreat to Dunchester.

stfu

 

[EarlBarrettSmith]

stfu

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