BelovedAfeni
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^^Miley Cyrus has had a restraining order against him......since Hannah Montanna
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Busta Carmichael
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^^ put lipstick on his forehead when someone told him to make up his mind
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ItzGravitation
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^^^^taught Miley Cyrus how to twerk
MF_Doomerville
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^^ taught Miley Cyrus how to flirt with men.
MF_Doomerville
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ItzGravitation;6554234 said:
^^ also taught Miley how to swing on wrecking balls while naked.
BelovedAfeni
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^^Hosts and performs in......"the Enema Show on Ice"
earth two superman
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his reaction to watching his first porno as a young lad
his reaction to watching his first porno as a young lad
earth two superman
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Copper's Friday nights involve him watching Gilmore Girls dvds and quality time with a white tube sock he calls his Trusty Crusty.
BrideofKilla
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@E2S uses ranch salad dressing as lube.
@amenhotepiv does volunteer security for Popeyes. And yes, they pay him in chicken.
@copper got kicked out his mom's house when he got caught jacking it to her picture of the last supper
@mf_doomerville's mom had a c-section so he's literally never been near pussy.
@Busta Carmichael watches po
@amenhotepiv does volunteer security for Popeyes. And yes, they pay him in chicken.
@copper got kicked out his mom's house when he got caught jacking it to her picture of the last supper
@mf_doomerville's mom had a c-section so he's literally never been near pussy.
@Busta Carmichael watches po
BrideofKilla
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Dammit,I didn't finish!
Said all of @joker's gfs
Anyways...
@Busta Carmichael watches taint compilation porn
@sion still pees in the bed
@itzgravitation watches sion
@soulbrother bet sion he couldn't do it with a dick in him. And lost.
Said all of @joker's gfs
Anyways...
@Busta Carmichael watches taint compilation porn
@sion still pees in the bed
@itzgravitation watches sion
@soulbrother bet sion he couldn't do it with a dick in him. And lost.
BrideofKilla
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@pdogg77 braids men's hair for a living.
@parallelrhymes' fingers smell like @elrawd's ass
@parallelrhymes' fingers smell like @elrawd's ass
BrideofKilla
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@early&often's greatest achievement was winning a t-pain look alike contest
@evilchuck placed 2nd
@evilchuck placed 2nd
Idiopathic Joker
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Lol you dirty bitch
BrideofKilla
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Lol, what? Did I forget anyone?
Idiopathic Joker
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Back in 1972, I was at the San Francisco Zoo. Walking by the orangutan exhibit, I came across a female specimen playing all by herself. Away from the other orangutans.
So I asked the zookeeper, “why is that poor little orangutan playing by herself?"
The zookeeper said, “that orangutan is retarded."
I shook my head in disgust, and asked the zookeeper, “how you know that orangutan is retarded?"
The zookeeper said, “Look at her! She flings shit at herself! When we feed her bananas, she peels the banana, throws away the banana, then eats the peel! Then, when she shits out the peel, she flings the shit at herself! She has all the symptoms of a retarded orangutan!"
I shook my head in amazement, like, “wow, that's one retarded orangutan!".
So I asked the zookeeper, “is there anything I can do to help that poor little orangutan?"
The zookeeper said, “just give her a nice home. Keep her away from numbers, colors, baths, dogs, cats, and bananas. Those things confuse her."
So I took that poor little orangutan, shaved her, sprayed her little dirty ass with my water hose to clean it, then I have her a name. I had to give her a name, everytime I asked her what was her name, she kept repeating, “I'm a 22 year old bride!" Over and over again. And I had to keep reminding her that no, you're not a 22 year old bride, you're a retarded little orangutan.
You are unable to function in a zoo, where people take care of you, therefore, you are retarded. But she kept repeating and repeating “I'm a 22 year old bride!"
Finally I said, “whatever bitch, do what you do. If you want to be @tha_bride22, then all means."
So that's the story of that dirty little orangutan who I shaved, cleaned up, and named. Because without me, she would still be flinging banana peel shit at herself and giving orangutan hand jobs for more banana peels.
So I asked the zookeeper, “why is that poor little orangutan playing by herself?"
The zookeeper said, “that orangutan is retarded."
I shook my head in disgust, and asked the zookeeper, “how you know that orangutan is retarded?"
The zookeeper said, “Look at her! She flings shit at herself! When we feed her bananas, she peels the banana, throws away the banana, then eats the peel! Then, when she shits out the peel, she flings the shit at herself! She has all the symptoms of a retarded orangutan!"
I shook my head in amazement, like, “wow, that's one retarded orangutan!".
So I asked the zookeeper, “is there anything I can do to help that poor little orangutan?"
The zookeeper said, “just give her a nice home. Keep her away from numbers, colors, baths, dogs, cats, and bananas. Those things confuse her."
So I took that poor little orangutan, shaved her, sprayed her little dirty ass with my water hose to clean it, then I have her a name. I had to give her a name, everytime I asked her what was her name, she kept repeating, “I'm a 22 year old bride!" Over and over again. And I had to keep reminding her that no, you're not a 22 year old bride, you're a retarded little orangutan.
You are unable to function in a zoo, where people take care of you, therefore, you are retarded. But she kept repeating and repeating “I'm a 22 year old bride!"
Finally I said, “whatever bitch, do what you do. If you want to be @tha_bride22, then all means."
So that's the story of that dirty little orangutan who I shaved, cleaned up, and named. Because without me, she would still be flinging banana peel shit at herself and giving orangutan hand jobs for more banana peels.
BrideofKilla
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Alas joker's beginnings were equally dismal. Which is why they became friends.
Born in a barn next to burning cow pies and ox shit, young cleotus could never shake the scent off of him. The odor reaked through his pores and breath which led to nobody wanting to listen to him whenever he spoke. Even his butt ugly parent-cousins took him for a joke, smh.
Along with the wretched smell, young marginally cute cleotus' face had matured, nay morphed into a monstrosity that can only be described as mid coitus meets downs syndrome. MCMDS is medically recognized thanks to him. Google it.
Living a sad lonely life full of people laughing at him but never with him, cleotus became enraged. He would turn that rage internally, punishing himself with a furious frenzy whenever he thought no-one was watching. The thought of touching a woman was only a wild unattainable fantasy in his mind. Soon, he didn't even long for that...
Very similar to Michael Jackson, cleotus would spend his free time at the zoo exposing himself by the frozen chocolate banana stand while his putrid scent caused the animals to go wild with offense. After multiple bannings at the zoo, cleotus had to change his name to joker and wear a clown mask just to gain access.
There was one exhibit he loved to visit. The orangutans. Oh how he envied their happy life! He wished he were free enough to fling his shit the way they did, not a care in the world.one day a young attractive primate in her prime shat in her hand and pitched it directly into the face of joker.
He was consumed by so many emotions at once! Rage! Passion! Hunger! Excitement! He felt them all. But deep in his heart, he knew he wanted to be one of them. That's when he adopted Tha_bride22.
They were good friends for a long while. She even let him shave her up and parade her around town as his girl! Then Cesar called her and said the revolution was on.
She killed Joker first.
Just to show them humans she wasn't playing.
The end. Nigga.
Born in a barn next to burning cow pies and ox shit, young cleotus could never shake the scent off of him. The odor reaked through his pores and breath which led to nobody wanting to listen to him whenever he spoke. Even his butt ugly parent-cousins took him for a joke, smh.
Along with the wretched smell, young marginally cute cleotus' face had matured, nay morphed into a monstrosity that can only be described as mid coitus meets downs syndrome. MCMDS is medically recognized thanks to him. Google it.
Living a sad lonely life full of people laughing at him but never with him, cleotus became enraged. He would turn that rage internally, punishing himself with a furious frenzy whenever he thought no-one was watching. The thought of touching a woman was only a wild unattainable fantasy in his mind. Soon, he didn't even long for that...
Very similar to Michael Jackson, cleotus would spend his free time at the zoo exposing himself by the frozen chocolate banana stand while his putrid scent caused the animals to go wild with offense. After multiple bannings at the zoo, cleotus had to change his name to joker and wear a clown mask just to gain access.
There was one exhibit he loved to visit. The orangutans. Oh how he envied their happy life! He wished he were free enough to fling his shit the way they did, not a care in the world.one day a young attractive primate in her prime shat in her hand and pitched it directly into the face of joker.
He was consumed by so many emotions at once! Rage! Passion! Hunger! Excitement! He felt them all. But deep in his heart, he knew he wanted to be one of them. That's when he adopted Tha_bride22.
They were good friends for a long while. She even let him shave her up and parade her around town as his girl! Then Cesar called her and said the revolution was on.
She killed Joker first.
Just to show them humans she wasn't playing.
The end. Nigga.
EarlBarrettSmith
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^^ Masticates to the extent of gluttonous excess to compensate for her aesthetically unpleasing features.
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