YOU'RE OUT AT THE MALL WITH YOUR S/O....

[CashmoneyDux]

Dro, what you've just said ... is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent question were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you no LOL's/GOATs/Cosigns and may God have mercy on your soul...

 

[texas409]

yo thread wack nigga

 

[niggasthesedays]

i plan on being wit a freak who aint the jealous type so the chick coming up to me wouldnt be a problem

but when other niggas try to make a move it has to be squashed

 

[gns]

In both scenarios I'd put hands on the person by the time they even reached 'personal space' closeness.

Some chick did try walk upon I and I at the club once and the bish I was dating was right there...just gently pushed her to the side and said: no shawty I got eyes on me tonight.

 

[Gold_Certificate]

Bad bitch or not, I don't let random hoes grasp the royal instrument without paying the tariff.

She'd probably get knocked the fuck out, out of instinct.

 

[jono]

Fuck disrespecting my girl.....that bitch disrespected ME!

You don't touch the merchandise when you just browsing ova here bitches.

 

[dalyricalbandit]

step back and proceed to watch my chick put the beats on her after afew ill step in and take my girl off said chick but as im doing that ill make sure to get pay back and get me a couple feels.

 

[SleepwalkingInJapan]

 

[7figz]

What if ya' man get knocked the fuck out by said dude ?

 

[VIBE]

AND LIKE 20 STEPS AWAY FROM YOU IS THE FINEST PERSON OF THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT YOU HAVE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE!!!! IM TALKING ABOUT BREATH TAKING SEXY!

FELLAS, SHE STARTS WALKING TOWARDS YOU, SHE WALK UP TO YOU, STANDS RIGHT UP TO YOU, FACE TO FACE, LOOKS YOU IN YOUR EYES AND SHE SQEEZES YOUR DICK AND WALKS OFF...

LADIES, HE WALKS UP TO YOU, STANDS FACE TO FACE WITH YOU, GIVES YOU A HUG WHILE SQEEZIN YOUR ASS AND WALKS OFF.....

THE WHOLE TIME, YOUR S/O IS STANDING RIGHT BESIDE YOU... WHAT DO YOU DO?

 

[mike06]

I'd look at my girl and tell her "see....told you i was irresistible and desireable".....hopefully she gets the hint pushes the bitch out of the way and proceeds to give me head right there in the mall.

 

[Matt-]

Good thread

 

[Chi Snow]

I swear I was just browsing this thread.......

 

[mryounggun]

Some pseudo, similar, not really shit happened to me one day in the mall. I'm in Shoe Palace looking at some shit and I leave out. As I'm leaving, some random ass girl, SUPER SEXY, grabs my hand to like hold hands and shit. I look up like 'WTF?' and I see that she got her head turned. She looking into the store that I just left and she says, 'Bae look, they got those new xINSERT SHOE HEREx!'. She turn and look at me and see I ain't her man and she let me hand go mad quick with a confused look on her face. She start looking around and so do I cuz I'm mad confused too. Her man was behind us and he was about the same height and had similar clothes on and had both hands on his phone like he was texting or some shit right before and had a SALTY ass look on his face like he was gone punch her in the grill.

I guess they were walking together, he stopped or slowed down to text and she walked into the store for a sec, came out and glanced at me thinking I was her man. Shit was hilarious. I just laughed and walked away.

Nigga probably beat her when they got back to the crib. SMH.

 

[blackgod813]

blood shed there will be blood shed an im hitting it for the police get there im barely free now..cursing running, all the way home i can't believe this shit

 

[Bussy_Getta]

That nigga woulda got hemmed up :-(

 

[Bussy_Getta]

That nigga woulda got hemmed up :-(

 

[Bully_Pulpit]

I find it funny this nigga thinks the equivalent of a female grabbing your junk is on par with a dude hugging a chick and grabbing her ass. Im still stuck on that part.

 

[MARIO_DRO]

DAM I MADE SOME GOAT THREADS!

 

[ThaNubianGod]

My chick is bi-sexual so she would probably be just as excited as me.