You know you have a subpar job when...

[atribecalledgabi]

when 1 chick beat at least three other chicks ass an she aint fired

Lmaooooo there's an unwritten rule at my job that if you wana fight you go across the street to stay off work premises. First year I worked there me and these 2 other dudes would post up every Friday night after work sitting in the bed of a pickup truck watching niggas go at it. Don't know what it was about that summer but fights happened on a weekly basis and nobody got fired. Even supes was watching lol

 

[atribecalledgabi]

I call in when I feel like it lol

Especually if it's horrible weather like tooooo damn hot or toooo damn cold /icy. We don't get snow here

Or I'm just don't feel like dealing with my petty coworkers

Lucky we just have to email ... no fake sick voice needed

We have a sick line...I fucked around and found out what time nobody is in the office to answer the phone when you call in so I get the answering machine. All I do is say my name and I'm not coming no explanation needed lol

 

[2stepz_ahead]

when you first start and at the same level as niggas who been there 3plus years and making the same money

 

[2stepz_ahead]

when the nigga who wear jordans and iceberg shirts must have another job or come from money

 

[2stepz_ahead]

when living with your mom is not looked down on an you almost 30

 

[2stepz_ahead]

when niggas come to work excited cuz the new place up the street is paying $8.50/ an hour

 

[2stepz_ahead]

when the police pulled into your job parking lot to make personal calls...

but 3/4 of your job stays in for lunch cause they got warrants

 

[konceptjones]

when the police pulled into your job parking lot to make personal calls...

but 3/4 of your job stays in for lunch cause they got warrants

The first job I had in car audio damned near all the installers and most of the sales staff had warrants, suspended license, bold tags on the car, or something like that. If a cop ever posted up in the parking lot of any of our stores everybody in the spot was shook. The Chaldeans that ran the chain would have to go out to see what the cop was doing there unless it was on of the two or three stores that they didn't manage. In those cases nobody went outside, the installers closed their bays, and we'd stay peeking out the window to see when they left.

 

[Trillaaaaaa]

Sheeiit, one day I was about 300 ft from my job and pulled over to the side of the road and called in.

Nigga i just did that shit last wednesday

 

[shtoopid]

When I first moved to LA, I worked a string of ain't shit jobs, lmao i got stories for days.

When you apply, and get hired on the spot, mfs don't even look at your resume

One warehouse literally had me do a 5 question test to make sure I knew how to read and write. i watched a three minute safety video and started working later that day.

It's atleast 5 mexicans who speak no English, 3 teenagers who look like they do xanax, and a nigga fresh out of jail with red chucks, and a face tattoo

Everybody files exempt on their taxes

It's a nigga selling weed on the job, and a female giving head in the bathroom. managers don't care long as they can get the plug

When it's your first day and co-workers openly tell you about how thrash the job is, when they're gonna quit and which places pay better

When it's your first week and you're damn near the best employee

Bonus points if your co-workers tell you to relax, it's not that serious when they see you doing your job quickly and effectively

When your managers misspell 5 letters words, and fuck up simple addition and subtraction

When you tell your co-workers you went to school and they're surprised cause you're the only one

When you quit short notice to finish school, or for better opportunities and your managers are lowkey proud of you

 

[shtoopid]

when the job post is vague as hell.

 

[LordZuko]

When the "head cashier" is your supervisor.

 

[5th Letter]

When I first moved to LA, I worked a string of ain't shit jobs, lmao i got stories for days.

When you apply, and get hired on the spot, mfs don't even look at your resume

One warehouse literally had me do a 5 question test to make sure I knew how to read and write. i watched a three minute safety video and started working later that day.

It's atleast 5 mexicans who speak no English, 3 teenagers who look like they do xanax, and a nigga fresh out of jail with red chucks, and a face tattoo

Everybody files exempt on their taxes

It's a nigga selling weed on the job, and a female giving head in the bathroom. managers don't care long as they can get the plug

When it's your first day and co-workers openly tell you about how thrash the job is, when they're gonna quit and which places pay better

When it's your first week and you're damn near the best employee

Bonus points if your co-workers tell you to relax, it's not that serious when they see you doing your job quickly and effectively

When your managers misspell 5 letters words, and fuck up simple addition and subtraction

When you tell your co-workers you went to school and they're surprised cause you're the only one

When you quit short notice to finish school, or for better opportunities and your managers are lowkey proud of you

I glanced at your avi and thought you were Kat then I seen the N word and I was like what the fuck lol.

 

[texas409]

When I first moved to LA, I worked a string of ain't shit jobs, lmao i got stories for days.

When you apply, and get hired on the spot, mfs don't even look at your resume

One warehouse literally had me do a 5 question test to make sure I knew how to read and write. i watched a three minute safety video and started working later that day.

It's atleast 5 mexicans who speak no English, 3 teenagers who look like they do xanax, and a nigga fresh out of jail with red chucks, and a face tattoo

Everybody files exempt on their taxes

It's a nigga selling weed on the job, and a female giving head in the bathroom. managers don't care long as they can get the plug

When it's your first day and co-workers openly tell you about how thrash the job is, when they're gonna quit and which places pay better

When it's your first week and you're damn near the best employee

Bonus points if your co-workers tell you to relax, it's not that serious when they see you doing your job quickly and effectively

When your managers misspell 5 letters words, and fuck up simple addition and subtraction

When you tell your co-workers you went to school and they're surprised cause you're the only one

When you quit short notice to finish school, or for better opportunities and your managers are lowkey proud of you

This nigga work for Pinky

 

[2stepz_ahead]

when the IC is down an you got nothing but time

 

[fuc_i_look_like]

when the job post is vague as hell.

"Consulting work" lmao

 

[fuc_i_look_like]

Dp

 

[fuc_i_look_like]

Dp

 

[fuc_i_look_like]

When you see a nigga smoking crack during your 15 min break

Niggas did coke lines in the bathroom

My homie is a prep chef at a high end place & he says its common af to walk in the bathroom and hear employees/customers doing lines lol. Apparently coke is pretty common in the restaurant industry cuz alot of them dont drug test & because they work long hours

 

[Lady_Capoeira]

When your manager or supervisor is way younger than you

True, when I worked at Cosi (restaurant similar to Panera Bread) I had a manager that was a year younger than me. When I found that out I was like "damn I really need to finish school and get a job that is higher on the totem pole."

Damn bish!! How many jobs did you actually had?