You know you have a subpar job when...

[2stepz_ahead]

high turn over rate

 

[2stepz_ahead]

promotions are laughed at

 

[2stepz_ahead]

most of the women have 3 or more kids

 

[2stepz_ahead]

employees smell like weed and managers smell like alcohol at 8am

 

[2stepz_ahead]

niggas fight at the bus stop

 

[SimplyKrys]

Employees show up drunk and high at the same time.

 

[AZTG]

When you have as many back to back posts in a thread as @2stepz_ahead

 

[Go figure]

when unemployment sounds better than employment

 

[SimplyKrys]

when unemployment sounds better than employment

You ain't never lied, when I worked at Toys R Us I used to wish they would fire me.

 

[Go figure]

when unemployment sounds better than employment

You ain't never lied, when I worked at Toys R Us I used to wish they would fire me.

not true i've lied multiple times but i definitely agree with the sentiment

 

[SimplyKrys]

most of the women have 3 or more kids

This reminds me of when I worked at Chipotle, almost every girl that worked there was either gay or had a kid at a young age.

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

when unemployment sounds better than employment

You ain't never lied, when I worked at Toys R Us I used to wish they would fire me.

most of the women have 3 or more kids

This reminds me of when I worked at Chipotle, almost every girl that worked there was either gay or had a kid at a young age.

Lmao

 

[Trollio]

If your supervisor let you know which hoes fucking during your tour

 

[Go figure]

When you spend your time on the clock on the IC

 

[SimplyKrys]

If your supervisor let you know which hoes fucking during your tour

Ain't that the truth, one of my managers was fuckin' an employee and then when word got out she stopped coming to work and they fired her. I'm pretty sure he's still banging that.

 

[MsSouthern]

You get zero benefits

Your boss attends liquid lunches every Friday

The word raise is foreign to mgmt

 

[whatevathehell]

when they lower the testing standards to get the job but aint enough "qualified" people interested....

for real this new job I got its the people, not the job it self.

 

[2stepz_ahead]

when niggas call out becuase its a nice day or too cold outside

 

[Beta]

I saved money by not going to work one day

That's when I knew that job wasnt shit

 

[MsSouthern]

I call in when I feel like it lol

Especually if it's horrible weather like tooooo damn hot or toooo damn cold /icy. We don't get snow here

Or I'm just don't feel like dealing with my petty coworkers

Lucky we just have to email ... no fake sick voice needed