Shit when I was young maybe.
But um, Me and my mate were robbin a bottle-o (bottle-shop, liqour store), I was climbin through this tiny ass hole we had put in the wall (it was a loose brick that led to the storeroom, on some Mission Impossible shit) and I drop down in there and start passin through carto's (24 packs of alcohol) and all of a sudden I hear this "OH SHIT FUCK FUCK!", I was shittin myself like Oh man, we bout to get done (caught).
But nope, my mate was like "your not gonna fuckin believe this but I just shit myself, I'mma go run back to the rest of the boys and get some new pants", I was like FUCK YOU YA DOG CUNT, WORST CUNT EVER.....so I'm sittin in this little storeroom just waitin for the cops to come get my ass, I could have bailed but I was like fuck it, it's a 50/50 chance someone knows I'm here, next thing I know, a voice calls out, it was my mate, Blinkatron, I laughed and laughed for so long (half in relief, half in pure joy) and start passin him drinks out of the hole and bailed out with him after we got like a couple hundred worth of drinks.
When we got clear I feel to the ground laughin almost in tears at him, I never told none of our other mates about it though. Shit was classic and scary as fuck. Worst situation ever to shit yourself ay, least it worked out though right.
We continued the heist everyday for a couple of days, would have easily scored over a grands worth of free drinks ay. (Someone heard of the hustle, not from me, and got done on their 1st attempt and got blamed for the whole thing, days worth of theft hahaaha). They were some of the best days of my life honestly. Mad days.
