You ever sh!tted on yourself?

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I did today. Thank goodness I was already in the bathroom and at home. I was brushing my teeth when I felt a fart comin, so I was like chea, thought it was gonna be a loud one when I felt shit comin out, I was like "GOTDAYUM"....nigga I dropped down on the toilet before I made a mess on the floor. I couldn't believe myself.

If this is real, the funniest story/thread title combination I've ever seen on the IC, in 6 years.

 

[G.R.I.P. Money $$$]

Rofl .

 

[the_underground]

Okay.

Fail.

 

[Alpha_Ambition]

. .

 

[BabyBugatti]

roflmao!
and yes.
when i was 9/10 at school
thought it was a fart.
i sharted.
no one knew
'cept the nurse.
lol

 

[shadb33]

roflmao!

and yes.

when i was 9/10 at school

thought it was a fart.

i sharted.

no one knew

'cept the nurse.

lol

u was 9/10...that's kinda understandable..im a grown ass man..i should kno if im bout to drop a hershey kiss

 

[yung_mulah]

naw i haven't.
Good thing you were at home it woulda been a crazy situation if you weren't lol

 

[shadb33]

naw i haven't.

Good thing you were at home it woulda been a crazy situation if you weren't lol

Yung Mulah, you gonna come up in this thread like u aint been ghost for months. Girl show me some love!

 

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sharted in the club once. Took my undies off in the bathroom, left em there and whiped my ass.

Dirty descendant of pedophile preists.

Told you niggas Anglos shit themselves.. when they do clean they ass its with stones and leaves.

 

[KTULU IS BACK]

i sleep on my stomach so i dont fuck up the bedsheets

 

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i sleep on my stomach so i dont fuck up the bedsheets

No homillz at having your anus exposed for rear entry at all times.

Jewish faggot.

 

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Not getting it when it A-rabs who whipe their asses with their left hand. Straight up... Their hand.... A fuckin shithand. And I'm not catholic you fuckin dick faced, cock sucking, boy-loving, anti-zionist, towel head, camel fucking, shit sucking, jihadist faggot.

How you feel about the founder of Hamas coverting to Christianity?

and I was drunk 5 days straight and hella coked out when I sharted. Fuck it. I'm shameless.

What you say about all them preists converting to Islam?

 

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They're Catholic... I never expected much in the first place.

Not quite the same as a founder of a terror group coming out and speaking out against Islam and it's false prophet bitch-ass muhammed.

I never heard about that sounds like Minnesota made up news.

But on youtube they got all kinds of Anglo church pastors, preists, whatever you call em..

They all turned to Islam.

Go to youtube I dont even check for it but people been telling me (who arent even Muslim).

I dont care all I know is you anglo fucks do dirty shit, licking dogs faces clean, letting them suck you up no homillz.

Clean they asses with stones and leaves.

Just nasty shit in general.

 

[blackphysics]

When I was in diapers

 

[yung_mulah]

Yung Mulah, you gonna come up in this thread like u aint been ghost for months. Girl show me some love!

Wats Up ShadB33
How you Be?

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

t/s, you sir get the "Fail Stamp of Approval."

congrats...wit yo nasty azzz lol.

 

[shadb33]

Wats Up ShadB33

How you Be?

i've been good..but how have u been? how's life been treatin u?

 

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[bdbdbd]

when i was younger i thought it would be funny to fart on my brothers pillow so when he went to sleep it would smell funny.....accidentaly dropped a Mr Whippy doodoo on it.....shit was wrong but looked so funny just posted up in the middle of a blue pillow cover.... ma beat me something serious though, dnt even think i got a chance to wipe my booty

 

[jbrooks229]

I shitted in my girdle after practice one day