yo i hate cats but i just took in a stray

[Gold_Certificate]

Word, cats get helped out by someone so they can get off of the streets, then they want to act like they don't know where they came from when they see someone else in the same place.

 

[Star Nine]

I read that cats rape each other to assert their dominance. Which is why probably your other cats are trying to fuck up the kitten

 

[KingFreeman]

Did that when I was younger. That cat pissed everywhere but the litter box. Had the house stinking. Parents double team whipped my ass. He had to go.

Side note: how come all white ppl got a picture of a wolf in the cut? Always see that at white ppl cribs and shit.

 

[kzzl]

Them stray cats be bout that life.

I walked up on one licking a rain puddle with streaks of antifreeze in it. No fucks given.

You know them mangy muthafuckas that done seen too much. Saw his best friend become splattered road kill. He got that one leg that healed wrong so he walk a little funny. Got a scar on the left eye and the right got that clear glass look to it. Got that faded color to it's fur, scrawny as shit, with the end of it's tale bit off.

Posted on the front porch with his posse, his 12 kittens, 4 baby mama's, and a swarm of bugs eating off him. Be having to tussle them other stranglers in 20 Degree weather and ravage the garbage can eating spoiled poultry, licking around the fungus on the hamburger.

 

[Mr.LV]

Them stray cats be bout that life.

I walked up on one licking a rain puddle with streaks of antifreeze in it. No fucks given.

You know them mangy muthafuckas that done seen too much. Saw his best friend become splattered road kill. He got that one leg that healed wrong so he walk a little funny. Got a scar on the left eye and the right got that clear glass look to it. Got that faded color to it's fur, scrawny as shit, with the end of it's tale bit off.

Posted on the front porch with his posse, his 12 kittens, 4 baby mama's, and a swarm of bugs eating off him. Be having to tussle them other stranglers in 20 Degree weather and ravage the garbage can eating spoiled poultry, licking around the fungus on the hamburger.

Damn this was a good description of a stray cats life.

 

[Gooner]

white ppl so strange

 

[playmaker88]

Did that when I was younger. That cat pissed everywhere but the litter box. Had the house stinking. Parents double team whipped my ass. He had to go.

Side note: how come all white ppl got a picture of a wolf in the cut? Always see that at white ppl cribs and shit.

dead @ the wolf shit because i remember seeing white people with this all the time

 

[Bussy_Getta]

Awwwwwweee

I'd let will hit

 

[Ajackson17]

Awwwwwweee

I'd let will hit

I have two cats

 

[Bussy_Getta]

Awwwwwweee

I'd let will hit

I have two cats

ill pass.

 

[Ajackson17]

Awwwwwweee

I'd let will hit

I have two cats

ill pass.

 

[Mr.LV]

Did that when I was younger. That cat pissed everywhere but the litter box. Had the house stinking. Parents double team whipped my ass. He had to go.

Side note: how come all white ppl got a picture of a wolf in the cut? Always see that at white ppl cribs and shit.

dead @ the wolf shit because i remember seeing white people with this all the time

 

[Will Munny]

Holy shit I have a hangover right now and I got wedding to go to later.

Fuck tho i had giant wolf photo since I was like 11

 

[BabyBugatti]

if you plan to keep it, better get that flea bag demon checked out.

ageh

AGEH

AGEHOSHE

 

[Gold_Certificate]

Did that when I was younger. That cat pissed everywhere but the litter box. Had the house stinking. Parents double team whipped my ass. He had to go.

Side note: how come all white ppl got a picture of a wolf in the cut? Always see that at white ppl cribs and shit.

dead @ the wolf shit because i remember seeing white people with this all the time

That shit is a cracka classic:

 

[Will Munny]

cats are the most successfull parasites on planet earth. they have enslaved all of us and we don't even know it.

 

[Max.]

Whats the kittys name

 

[Will Munny]

shit i'm bad naming this cats. this one cat we have is named black cat because its all black. this other cat thats been here isn't big as the black cat so I call it little cat. this cat i'll probably just name stray cat cause it was a stray

 

[Purr]

will name it nori or ebony

 

[Bussy_Getta]

Name it chicken