Yo Fuck Mayonnaise

[So ILL]

Co-sign this thread.

Fuck some mayonnaise.

Every sandwich that I order when I'm out gets mayonnaise taken off of it.

I haven't eaten mayonnaise in years.

 

[rapbizla]

i dont get what's so white about mayonnaise ..

it taste good in burgers and sandwiches

makes tuna sandwiches GOAT

tuna + green onions + mayo = good ass sammich

cosign just add dill pickles to the tuna and that sandwich is da bomb!

 

[BigMeatball]

Mayo FTW. Fuck what y'all talmbout.

 

[mryounggun]

Nigga said 'Niggas get KILLT over too much mayonnaise!'. But I'ms saying, you ate the whole sandwich though. Lol.

 

[fiat_money]

Yo isn't that the same shit?

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"Miracle Whip" isn't really mayonnaise, it's "dressing" originally intended for salads and such.

"Miracle Whip" was introduced as a cheaper alternative to mayonnaise during the Great Depression.

In other words:
Miracle Whip=Poor man's Mayonnaise

I need more information please.

Basically, mayonnaise was that good pure white shit, but many niggas couldn't afford it. So Kraft started cutting that shit with cheaper ingredients to make Miracle Whip. Then they flooded the hoods with that watered down shit and it caught on because of the lower price. Now, plenty of niggas are hooked on it because they grew up on it, so they only fuck with Miracle Whip, instead of the more potent mayonnaise. It might seem like Kraft produced the Miracle Whip to help the poor, but they actually did it so they could have exclusive rights to the biggest competitor of their own mayonnaise, leaving the poor with few alternatives for their mayonnaise needs.

Miracle Whip=The poor man's Mayonnaise

This is pretty interesting. For the sake of pure mayonnaise, did a "Frank Lucas" type person ever come around trying to sell that potent shit?

Yeh, Kraft was making big moves on the mayonnaise market, which was clenched by Hellmann's and their sister company Best Foods. But after Kraft introduced their Miracle Whip, they couldn't really talk down about the watered-down Miracle Whip to promote their mayonnaise, but the others could. This made their mayonnaise seem low quality in comparison to the other companies. So Hellmann's and Best Foods ended up taking over the pure mayonnaise market, and they have it to this day. Kraft shot themselves in the foot by making two competing items, with one being something anyone can make.

Did Hellmanns and Best Foods kill anyone in the process? (literally or figuratively)

They killed Kraft's apirations to monopolize the mayonnaise and mayonnaise alternatives markets.

 

[Mdizzle9000]

enjoy yall dry ass sammiches

 

[Michael_Malice]

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Damn this Nigga Fiat is a Mayo/Miracle Whip Historian. Lol.

Miracle Whip, Ham, Cheese and Lite Bread = Heroin.

 

[Funky Dr]

oh shit it's the real dr funky? how are things going in nasty niagra? rob any tourist lately?

lol been chillin, workin, planning my future and shit, been trying to be more active in life, just caught a great video of some chick who spazzed out on a McDonalds staff because their outside order speaker box was down, and she had to wait a little longer than usual, so she flipped out came inside and started fighting all the McDonalds staffers lol

[video=youtube;x0dbX76CL0Q]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x0dbX76CL0Q[/video]

 

[Funky Dr]

The funk is back..

whats crackin, just visiting, looks like shit is still the same around here...

 

[Conscious__Nkechi]

I knew this lady that would get a salad from subway with extra extra extra mayo on her shit...

I can stand mayo but dayum...I clutched my heart like Fred Sanford when she ate that shit...

Reading and envisioning this just made me slightly gag.

 

[bluntone]

i like my sandwiches wet. i love mayo and always want extra mayo.

it is what it is.

 

[Hypernova]

Mayo is fine

 

[CaliGuerillaBlazin]

Mayo is all good until that shit turns.

 

[beezy f baby]

dunno how people eat this shit..it's disgusting and stinks

 

[Lambent]

Shit is disgusting.