Wow....I just tried a Swinger party for the first time

[Bully_Pulpit]

wow yall niggas still bickerin an shit

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

I just had to share....cuz the shit was off the chain lol

You walk in and there is the dude who run the shit, you hang up your clothes, put all your shit in a numbered bag....and he give you a towel and you wrap the shit around you and walk into the main shit

The second I walk in, this old white bitch is on my nuts. I'm trying to get a vodka and coke, and I been in there all but 15 seconds and she already trying to drag me into the other big room. I tell her I'm cool right now I just got here its my first time

Theres 2 massage tables where all the bitches at that part do is give massages and "happy endings" all night long

I walk away from the crazy old bitch and run into this thick black chick...she said she was the host and its her party, and since I'm new she said she gonna give me the "tour"

she showed me the bathrooms, the hot towels, and the main fuck room. when I walked in there wit her, there was a dude and a chick fucking, and 3 niggas sitting there watching (wtf?)

So the black chick goes, "Tour over, im gonna show u how we do", she sucks my dick and then bends over and I smash her

Here's where the shit got crazy....the old white chick came in the fuck room, saw me smashing the black chick, and she called her a BITCH, cuz she "saw me first" and stormed off. The black chick waited till she got her nut and went over to CHECK the old white bitch lmao

After that there was this other black joint with a nice ass....she took me back into the fuck spot after I went to get another drink and I smashed her too. More niggas was filling in. By the time I left there was 3 actually BAD black chicks, like 2 white girls, and the rest was like 10 dudes.

Don't knock it till you try it. I bounced after like 45 min, niggas was tryina wife joints in there.....WTF?

*tries to do the math @ the bolded*

wait huh??? the math don't add up on that. sooooo the rest of the women that was there, were supar. what kinda swinger party was this? lol.

 

[CapitalB]

wow yall niggas still bickerin an shit

blame boredom..
but i wouldnt call it bickering..

dude doesnt even put up a fight.. nigga should take the tag's advice..

 

[vicvallin]

Its not like it has a name like BB Kings or somethin.....its just a low key apartment in midtown manhatten. I just call it the fuck spot...so u can roll with that, if you in NY i'll forward you the text

i've never heard of a private swingers club or even a swingers party at someone's condo that allowed single men. like someone said before, you just fell through an orgy.

 

[CapitalB]

nigga aint replied yet.. he put his jacket on and got in the car after i posed that question. bwhahahahahahaaha

guess we're done here..

 

[a.mann]

whoa....this nigga Lurk getting murdered…...

but don't feel to bad cuzo,

Jonesy girl would give hell to even the sharpest of cats....so the average IC squareduck doesn't really stand a chance

 

[Chef_Taylor]

Lol@the tags...damn lurk they gettin to ya like that.

 

[deaththreats]

king_flex_mcduck

This sounds like duck tales since this is your first post.Next thing you're going to tell us you swim in a money bin too....

................

yoda is saying more people you need ....

ROTFLMFAOOO .... these had me weak than a bitch

 

[deaththreats]

WTF you think happens in a gang bang nigga? Niggas fuck with their clothes on? No, I walked into a room with a black light and it was about 8 niggas all naked. Some sittin' on the couch jerkin' they meat. I just concentrated on the bitch. I'd never done it before, so fuck it I did it. Fuck y'all.

SMDH ......... you should have just left it at the first post you made about it...this one made it even worse playboy

 

[rooster_cogburn]

Why do ppl blast lurkers for not signing up, then, when they do sign up, they get blasted?

Thats why we have so many fuckin lurkers cuz yall niggas be on some Inspector Gadget shit.true or not, shit was a good story.

There is actually a place like that in a suburb bout 30min West of STL called Winghaven. Out there, residents call it Swinghaven. Lots of rich, horny white couples, with nothing better to do than share wifes/husbands with each other. So I cant say I DONT believe T/S, I just know I DONT believe everything I see online.

 

[deaththreats]

So T/S went to the apartment ,walked in,took off his clothes, had a drink, had a tour,got head then smashed, then smashed again, then left and probably got something from subway, and THEN went back to work because he was on lunch break? FOH

I only had 20 mins left of my lunch break after going to 7-11 and dunkin donuts today

Funny ass GIF righ'chere................

 

[Real Lady]

No don't do this...AIDS, HIV, HERPS, CRABS, and ETC.. Plus I like to just having ONE. I don't want sex fetishes, or any other fetishes. People who do shit like this can't stop doing it once they get started. I know people like this, and after awhile it sounds like they are miserable. I don't want to go there.

 

[CoolJoe]

Nigga said he went on his lunch break, too funny.

 

[LuckyFace]

I am heading to Swinghaven

Why do ppl blast lurkers for not signing up, then, when they do sign up, they get blasted?

Thats why we have so many fuckin lurkers cuz yall niggas be on some Inspector Gadget shit.true or not, shit was a good story.

There is actually a place like that in a suburb bout 30min West of STL called Winghaven. Out there, residents call it Swinghaven. Lots of rich, horny white couples, with nothing better to do than share wifes/husbands with each other. So I cant say I DONT believe T/S, I just know I DONT believe everything I see online.

 

[Bully_Pulpit]

surely there is std screening...lol
and stop being a prude...

couldnt have said it better myself, all that talk is just a cop out for not being responsible

 

[bmoreeast]

yoda is saying more people you need ....

Lmaoooo!!!!!!

This thread was on its way to being funny as shit!

Shit was like a good ass cookout and then niggas started shooting at eachother, lls!

 

[Colin$mackabi$h]

and u aint bother to take pics of the bitches gtfoh

 

[loch121]

been there done that.Love it

 

[RiCKY ROZAY]

1. i aint yo bro..
2. keep yo square ass at home and pet that bitch before u end up usin that butter knife..

lol shit had me rollin

 

[black caesar]

i dont think thats how the movie "Eyes Wide Shut" went but its a good guess tho.

Eyes wide shut had the GOAT swingers party. LOL

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