She looks good, but after looking at her furniture. Not gon be able to do. You know she wouldn't even tell you that she gotta take that shit to the 3rd floor on some narrow ass steps, I don't think so.
If she's askin me to help her move, then that means I've already smashed.
Mainly b/c she trust me enough to think imma help her azzz. In which imma make up an excuse on why I won't be available. She'll get mad. Tell me how I'm unreliable I am when she needed me. Yet have no problem being there to get some pussy. She make threats about no longer giving me any pussy. Won't speak for a couple of days. I text her back. Give her a fake apology just so I can smash again. Act like I care what she was up to during the week she hasn't spoke. Make lil smartazzz comments about her being mad. She'll say "whateva." Move in closer. Turn her on. Smash. Mission Accomplished.
And I would do all this WITHOUT lifting a damn finger to help her move.