Worst Place You Had To Take A Dump

[Stew]

Don't think I've had any crazy woods stories. Prolly Porta potty in an empty stadium parking lot in the scorchin sun. Shit was brutal but had to be done son lol

 

[Elzo69Renaissance]

In a tropical rain forest , tried and had to use leaves as tp smh

 

[Louis Devinear]

On the corner of my block. Couldn't hold it no more. I was like 10.

Seemed like the closer I got to my door the worse I had to shit.

Shit started getting painful to hold in. Finally I couldn't take it. Had to let it go.

Right on the fucking corner.

S/N: my cousin and his people's used to pull B&E's when they was like 12 or 13. Anyway my cousin would always shit in the bed of the victims. I remember one time they robbed my homie crib. This nigga sister come down the block a few hours after the robbery, crying, like they robbed us they robbed us. My homegirl asked what happened so she told her what happened. But ole girl wouldn't stop crying. She asked why you still crying. She was like cause they shit on my bed.

I felt bad. But I laughed. My cousin ain't shit b

 

[TheBoyRo]

About 4 years ago, my boy bought his first house so he had a house warming party and i attended. I ate some food and as soon as I threw my plate in the trash, my stomach started bubbling. I stopped and knew I couldn't take dump in his new home. For 20 agonizing minutes, I waited and waited cause I didn't wanna leave out of nowhere. I finally did and went down the stairs slowly. I got in my car and searched for a bathroom. The first place I saw was Long John Silvers. Ive never been in one before so I decided why not go in there for the first time and take a shit? I walk din there and went straight to the bathroom. A worker banged on the door for me to get since since I didn't buy anything but I didn't care. I didn't have any time to put tons of toilet paper on the seat like i always do. As soon as I pulled my shorts and boxers down, it all came out like pudding. The smell was horrific. When I got home, i threw the sorts and boxers away. Worst dump of my life

 

[psychobutcher]

In a Porta potty in Thailand. Dysentery is not your friend.

 

[Cinco]

In the back yard When Katrina hit the damn water or power wasn't working for 5 days

Smh bad memories

 

[SneakDZA]

In an alley behind the comic book store. That was the day I discovered I had become lactose intolerant.

 

[CeLLaR-DooR]

Science class smh first couple months of big boy skool. Funny coz no one said a single thing about it to me. Even to this day not a word of banter. Damn curse same shit happened to my two big brothers, older cousins and two lil siblings.

In this person's front yard of their house!!!

Smokey?!

 

[Lou Cypher]

An outhouse. Or a rent a can. I hate shitting anywhere that ain't my own bathroom.

 

[Lou Cypher]

I'm scared of portapottys man. When I was young I remember passing by the tv when the news was on and heard a story of some dude who had crawled into the portapotty shit in scuba gear and was taking pictures of people using the bathroom. Some girl was sitting and looked down and saw some face, hands, and camera in all that shit. Was in some portapotty along the highway.

Then one time when I was young I had to use the bathroom so I opened the door to the portapotty and some sick mother fucker had gone in there and smeared shit all over the walls, there was shit all over the floor and the toilet. Sick fuck drew pictures with shit and left shit handprints everywhere. I was like 6 and shocked that people actually did stuff like that and I just haven't gone in a portapotty since lol. I would rather take a shit outside of the portapotty than in the portapotty.

 

[KingFreeman]

Caught food poisoning one night driving down to work. Stomach was hot AF so I had to park at a McDonalds so I wouldn't shit on myself, go in they talking about I gotta buy something to use the washroom. I buy a bottle of water. Go in and there ain't no toilet paper in either washroom but my shit bubbling like a motherfucka and i aint gonna make it anywhere else at that point so I bless the spot.

Luckily I had a rag on me. Ripped that shit in 3 parts and wiped up. On some mcguver movements. Went back upstairs and slid out the backdoor. I had a couple imodium on me so I popped them joints. Proceeded to drive down to work. I was about 70% of the way. Buy the time I was 90% stomach was hot again. But even stronger. Get there the spot is jumping earlier than usual. I run straight down then the staff washroom and dun the spot. Quarantine status. I'm in that bitch shitting and throwing up for like half an hour humming negro spirituals and shit no lie. Swear I caught the holy ghost b.

Finally get my head together when one of the homeys got there. Told him "I'm done" he looked at me like "obviously bro". Slid out the back of that bitch too. Almost shit myself again on the drive home but I made it. Fucking leftover shwaarma. Terrible decision.

 

[Splackavelli]

omg at school ughh!

Is that you finch?

 

[Splackavelli]

In the bathroom at autozone

 

[Beefer77]

Carolina Panthers Stadium to many jalapeño Cheetos

 

[Cleveland7venty6]

Carolina Panthers Stadium to many jalapeño Cheetos

if youre over 30, that sounds painful. I miss jalapenos.

No chrome on the wheels, im a grown up for real

-jay-z-