Worst Place You Had To Take A Dump

[BootyButterPi]

well. since we talking about it.

nope. fuck it. i cant do it. its nasty to do it in public places.

just dont put yourself in those situations.

 

[Meet The Sniper]

In a public restroom.

But when we were kids, my brother tried to take a shit outside of KFC. A worker was coming (I warned him). In his effort to get his pants up while running away, he tripped on a crack and broke his leg.

It was hi-fucking-larious.

 

[Serious Juice Mayne]

on top of katt stacks

 

[Aquafinafloe]

omg at school ughh!

 

[Mr. AJ]

portal potty

 

[CBR1000RR]

took a shit behind some houses in a lot one time...i love grilled food, but that shit is no joke.

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

durin the day time @ work. i like to do my bizness in peace and undisturbed. which is y i work 2nd shift.

 

[Bulletproof Wallets]

About 2 yrs ago, me and the homies went to Cleveland to visit my brother. This was the year Black Hennessey came out. We drunk a 24 case of brews and murdered the Henny. We decided to go to this strip club somewhere near these WareHouses off of the Water. We get in there and I order another brew. I knew something wasnt right because I could barely finish my brew. I fought through the feeling of nausea but I ended up throwing up.

Bamn, I urled. I came back to the table where my homies were and I was feeling great. Ordered another brew and now Im in full savage mode. Around 20 mins later I see this bad a$$ stripper upstairs, so I go get a private dance from her. As soon as me and ol girl start walking upstairs my stomach started Cupid Shuffling inside of my body. Me and the stripper sit down and she starts dancing for all of thrity seconds. She looks at me and says "

Stripper: Baby whats wrong?

Me: Baby girl I know you gotta make your money so here goes your $20, you can leave if you want but I gotta go to the bathroom.

I get up and walk to the bathroom and it was clean as hell, thank God. I got on that toilet and kept it shitted like a new born baby. To my surprise she waited for me the whole time and still gave me a dance. When I told the homies what happened they laughed uncontrollably. Classic

 

[BurninBush]

in a alley behind a mexican resturant drunk as hell lol...after that my boy stopped at the nearest burger king so i could hit the bathroom and wipe my ass ...i had to rid in the car holdin myself up cuz i aint wanna sit all the way down and accidentally streak my drawls..

 

[lord hade]

In this person's front yard of their house!!!
I was painting houses one summer and had to drive out to the suburbs. The fellas murdered some Taco bell @ like 2 in the morning the night before.
8:30 I'm in the front seat balled up because my stomach was about to blow, couldn't fart or nothing, it would have been disastrous. I couldn't take it anymore, I grabbed a white tee i was going to paint in, and ran into somebodies yard and took the biggest dump next to a pine tree. If somebody saw that, I know they thought a Kodiak Bear just ran through their yard!!!!

 

[dc's teflondon]

standing in line at pot belly sandwiches

 

[Rocket Kidd]

school........ugh

 

[Darius]

bathtub...well looking back it wasn't all that bad, for me.

 

[Bwoahmizzee]

In this person's front yard of their house!!!

I was painting houses one summer and had to drive out to the suburbs. The fellas murdered some Taco bell @ like 2 in the morning the night before.

8:30 I'm in the front seat balled up because my stomach was about to blow, couldn't fart or nothing, it would have been disastrous. I couldn't take it anymore, I grabbed a white tee i was going to paint in, and ran into somebodies yard and took the biggest dump next to a pine tree. If somebody saw that, I know they thought a Kodiak Bear just ran through their yard!!!!

* Ezel from Friday voice*

" Smokey!!!!!!!!!..............Smokey!!!!!!!"

" If I aint know no better I'd say it looks like you over takin a shit?"

" Hey yall Smokey over here takin a shit"

 

[Mr Popo]

On the side of the curb in my neighborhood. Luckily nobody rode by cuz I would have never heard the end of it

 

[kentuckywildcat]

Church

........

 

[Bwoahmizzee]

Church

........

holy shit!

 

[Mdizzle9000]

a basement floor

 

[blakfyahking]

outside in the desert

 

[Fundz O' Plenty]

outside in the desert

lol.... this nigga wins.

finally...