Lou Cypher
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In 2 months he'd have all of them on the streets hookin.
DarkRaiden
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No, just no to all the Gods
Knives Amilli
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I have always hated the "prep time" argument for Batman. Down that road lies mary sue-ness.
nawledge_god
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Give Bats An Hour And He Bitchslaps TOAA/The Presence/Man OF Miracles With Arms Tied Behind His Back
Swiffness!
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Muhammad
Bats jump him in a dark Mecca alley, leaves him tied up and hanging upside-down in the Kabaa.
Ali
Last of the 4 Righteous Caliphs? See Muhammed. The boxer? Puts up a good fight, but Bats jaws that nigga. Young Cassius Clay would knock out Bats tho.
Buddha
That Siddhartha nigga pussy, prolly meditate under a tree or summin.
The Archangel Michael
Jacob
Bats pulls that Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat down over dude's eyes and punches him while God laughs His ass off.
Issac
One of the softer prophets, Muhammed's wives would manhandle this dude.
Abraham
This nigga was like 100 years old, b. Bats KOs him with a hard shove.
Moses
An entertaining back n forth battle that ends dramatically when a well-aimed explosive batarang takes out Moses staff at the last second.
Vishnu
Depending on the sect of Hinduism, Vishnu is either God Almighty outright or "merely" controls the universe. Smoke bombs are ineffective.
Shiva (Mahesh is an alias)
The Galactus of Hindu gods. NEXT.
Brahman
An abstract concept that personifies the totality of the universe. So obviously a well-aimed Batarang wins this.
St. Peter
Peter was def. the realest disciple and the only one in the Bible recorded as clapping a nigga for Jesus. Puts up a good fight, has the keys to Heaven on a chain and uses them in the fight like Lord Rufus Crabmiser used the Flying Guillotine. Well-aimed boomerang Batarang hits Pete in the back of the head, distracting him long enough for Bats to score the K.O.
The Virgin Mary
her teleport kick could give him some problems, but Bats still takes it with a well-aimed Batarang.
The Holy Ghost
Another abstract concept. Why not ask if Batman could defeat Love while you're at it? (yes. the answer is yes.)
Mary Magdalene
Seduces Bats, Talia al Ghul style.
Moby Dick
Batman places a tracking device on Ahab's dumb ass b4 he gets ate. Tracks down Moby Dick in the Batplane, gets it stuffed, has it placed in the Batcave next to the giant penny.
Jesus
Hits Jesus in the other cheek with a well-aimed Batarang.
The God of Abraham
God of Abraham? Old Testament in other words?
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-
Bats jump him in a dark Mecca alley, leaves him tied up and hanging upside-down in the Kabaa.
Ali
Last of the 4 Righteous Caliphs? See Muhammed. The boxer? Puts up a good fight, but Bats jaws that nigga. Young Cassius Clay would knock out Bats tho.
Buddha
That Siddhartha nigga pussy, prolly meditate under a tree or summin.
The Archangel Michael
Jacob
Bats pulls that Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat down over dude's eyes and punches him while God laughs His ass off.
Issac
One of the softer prophets, Muhammed's wives would manhandle this dude.
Abraham
This nigga was like 100 years old, b. Bats KOs him with a hard shove.
Moses
An entertaining back n forth battle that ends dramatically when a well-aimed explosive batarang takes out Moses staff at the last second.
Vishnu
Depending on the sect of Hinduism, Vishnu is either God Almighty outright or "merely" controls the universe. Smoke bombs are ineffective.
Shiva (Mahesh is an alias)
The Galactus of Hindu gods. NEXT.
Brahman
An abstract concept that personifies the totality of the universe. So obviously a well-aimed Batarang wins this.
St. Peter
Peter was def. the realest disciple and the only one in the Bible recorded as clapping a nigga for Jesus. Puts up a good fight, has the keys to Heaven on a chain and uses them in the fight like Lord Rufus Crabmiser used the Flying Guillotine. Well-aimed boomerang Batarang hits Pete in the back of the head, distracting him long enough for Bats to score the K.O.
The Virgin Mary
her teleport kick could give him some problems, but Bats still takes it with a well-aimed Batarang.
The Holy Ghost
Another abstract concept. Why not ask if Batman could defeat Love while you're at it? (yes. the answer is yes.)
Mary Magdalene
Seduces Bats, Talia al Ghul style.
Moby Dick
Batman places a tracking device on Ahab's dumb ass b4 he gets ate. Tracks down Moby Dick in the Batplane, gets it stuffed, has it placed in the Batcave next to the giant penny.
Jesus
Hits Jesus in the other cheek with a well-aimed Batarang.
The God of Abraham
God of Abraham? Old Testament in other words?
sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-
Maximus Rex
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Swiffness!;4698571 said:Muhammad
But don't you have to factor in that Muhammad went from Mecca to Jersulaem in one night and spread Islam through the MidEast and the Arabian penisula be conquest.
Last of the 4 Righteous Caliphs? See Muhammed. The boxer? Puts up a good fight, but Bats jaws that nigga. Young Cassius Clay would knock out Bats tho.
Fuck out of here.
Buddha
That Siddhartha nigga pussy, prolly meditate under a tree or summin.
The Archangel Michael
Jacob
Dude, Jacob wrestled with an angel all night demanding a blessing. The angel had to have God step in dislocate dude's hip in order to best him. If Jacob can hang with an angel all night, as tight as Bats is, what is he going to do with The Batman?
Issac
One of the softer prophets, Muhammed's wives would manhandle this dude.
This nigga was like 100 years old, b. Bats KOs him with a hard shove.
Does has the Divine Inspiration and is the patriarch of the world's major three religions. Abraham has some special shit going on with him. Plus he was able to get it up with Hager.
You make seem like The Batman won by chance.
Vishnu
Depending on the sect of Hinduism, Vishnu is either God Almighty outright or "merely" controls the universe. Smoke bombs are ineffective.
Shiva (Mahesh is an alias)
The Galactus of Hindu gods. NEXT.
If Brahman personifies the totality of the universe it seems that it would take more than a "well-aimed Batarang." Bats is going to have to come harder than that.
What's up with the well aimed batarangs?
The Blessed got call on God and Her Son for help, if see couldn't handle him Herself.
Mary Magdalene
Seduces Bats, Talia al Ghul style.
Moby Dick
Batman places a tracking device on Ahab's dumb ass b4 he gets ate. Tracks down Moby Dick in the Batplane, gets it stuffed, has it placed in the Batcave next to the giant penny.
Remember, Jesus rides pretty hard in Revelation and he did throw the money changers out of the Temple, because they were disrespecting scared ground.
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