Win A Dinner Date With Melrose Foxx

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truth spitter;3591249 said:
I'm starting to think she lives in D.C. like homie said. Why I never see her??? She be downtown, don't come to the hood?
Yeah she does. I'm gonna find her. I promise. I will take pics lol. She's probably around DuPont/Connecticut Ave somewhere. Maybe even around GW somewhere.

I can't front. This Jayla Starr bitch bout to have me searching. Look at that backshot.
 
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mostvigorousone;3591275 said:
LMAO damn.

1) Cool although he doesn't have a degree. He's a workout champion so he can talk about health and fitness or some shit. That can be turned into something sexual later.

2) IDK any restaurants that serve semen and squirtle

3) C/S. Sell yourself. She knows you're into her already, which is why you're even writing this dissertation.

4) C/S. Washington Harbour (Georgetown waterfront joint). Take a boat from Alexandria to there or some shit.

5) C/S

There you go Truth Spittage

lol we just gave that nigga a winning letter....maybe she got an std free cousin who's not a slut bag she can toss us on the side
 
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tru_m.a.c;3591305 said:
lol we just gave that nigga a winning letter....maybe she got an std free cousin who's not a slut bag she can toss us on the side

Man if Truth wins he's going to give the Lou Gherigs speech

"today I feel like the luckiest man on the face of this earththearthththearthth"
 
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This thread has been entertaining, full of I.C. humour…

Good luck T/S, but I agree with everyone else, you could have wrote a better paragraph, that one isn't going to stand out at all. What's her degree in? Let us all get in on the writing and help you out…
 
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RuffDraft;3591366 said:
This thread has been entertaining, full of I.C. humour…

Good luck T/S, but I agree with everyone else, you could have wrote a better paragraph, that one isn't going to stand out at all. What's her degree in? Let us all get in on the writing and help you out

Lmfao so hard...."ole when you win we all win ass nigga" Lmfao
 
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DC is the city of simps I swear boat rides for hoes and shit. No wonder these broads round the way expect so much. a sad day this might expalin why our AIDS/HIV rate is on another level
 
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RuffDraft;3591366 said:
This thread has been entertaining, full of I.C. humour…

Good luck T/S, but I agree with everyone else, you could have wrote a better paragraph, that one isn't going to stand out at all. What's her degree in? Let us all get in on the writing and help you out…

That's a great idea. Anymore other writing advice would be great. You guys can even write a sample and put it on here. I'd really appreciate it. I'm probably going to enter the contest 2 more times.
 
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J-GUTTA;3591334 said:
Man if Truth wins he's going to give the Lou Gherigs speech

"today I feel like the luckiest man on the face of this earththearthththearthth"

lmao....................
 
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lamontbdc;3591405 said:
DC is the city of simps I swear boat rides for hoes and shit. No wonder these broads round the way expect so much. a sad day this might expalin why our AIDS/HIV rate is on another level

they giving ho's cheddar biscuits AND boat rides now!?!?

oh lawd
 
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lamontbdc;3591405 said:
DC is the city of simps I swear boat rides for hoes and shit. No wonder these broads round the way expect so much. a sad day this might expalin why our AIDS/HIV rate is on another level

Lmfao. Ive witnessed shameless simping, gassing, and paying for Hoes out here. 85% of those chicks in The Park and K Street lounge, etc. Are paid by the end of the night.

I knew a nigga who...according to the chick I was having a convo with who denied him...asked to Pay her bills. She acted like she denied his attempt....
 
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big head;3591375 said:
Lmfao so hard...."ole when you win we all win ass nigga" Lmfao

LOL. We a team out here, fam! Hahaha

truth spitter;3591406 said:
That's a great idea. Anymore other writing advice would be great. You guys can even write a sample and put it on here. I'd really appreciate it. I'm probably going to enter the contest 2 more times.

You never said what degree she did...

im_lux;3591412 said:
lmao @ niggas trying to teach other niggas how to simp the right way...really?

Lol! It's not simping if it's working… lol. Nah, but if he's literally going to spend $20 on his idea, then he can at least give himself a better chance…
 
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lamontbdc;3591405 said:
DC is the city of simps I swear boat rides for hoes and shit. No wonder these broads round the way expect so much. a sad day this might expalin why our AIDS/HIV rate is on another level

Shit's disgustin'... my supervisor be givin' the girls at work money so they'll let him fuck. And he got the nerve to act like he got game...
 
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mostvigorousone;3591436 said:
Lmfao. Ive witnessed shameless simping, gassing, and paying for Hoes out here. 85% of those chicks in The Park and K Street lounge, etc. Are paid by the end of the night.

I knew a nigga who...according to the chick I was having a convo with who denied him...asked to Pay her bills. She acted like she denied his attempt....

Yea my cousins be simping so hard to the point you don't even wanna go out with the dude. I'm telling my cousin the chic is a slut and he can easily smash. I turn around and he buying her and her chics bottles. The nigga be trying to borrow money just to take a chic out. Nigga don't even pay his child support.

My other man paid like 150 to take a picture with pinky and Cherokee. and he was hype as shit. and all he did was grab a ass cheek.

Even my uncle talking bout one of his homies be paying young broads 150 for just some head. Talking bout dude is married and sees oral as not cheating. Then leaves the broad the room for the rest of the night. Rooms at the Gaylord and shit.

shit is a epidemic but it explains why back in the day they used to have porno wednesday's at the mirage with porno stars.
 
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Q45T;3591448 said:
Shit's disgustin'... my supervisor be givin' the girls at work money so they'll let him fuck. And he got the nerve to act like he got game...

we might need to get Obama to speak on this.
 
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im_lux;3591412 said:
lmao @ niggas trying to teach other niggas how to simp the right way...really?

YO!

YO!!!!!

I was readin thru this shyt like i KNOW i cant be the only one sein this

I dont know what's worse!!!!

Cot dam i feel like my head is spinnin right now

This ngga said a 'light salad'...
 
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