Win A Dinner Date With Melrose Foxx

[truth spitter]

take her ass their during restaurant week 35 beans for a full course meal

When is that?

 

[Pusskaveli]

Im tryna understand whats the end game here

 

[truth spitter]

LMAO at this shit. You want a relationship with her?

Look. I'm not the one to front like I'm some player with a team of hoes. Or act like I can do better than such and such. Every woman is fucking and sucking. At least I know she is good at it and getting paid to do it. I'd talk to her on a serious level, yes.

 

[lookdude]

Look. I'm not the one to front like I'm some player with a team of hoes. Or act like I can do better than such and such. Every woman is fucking and sucking. At least I know she is good at it and getting paid to do it. I'd talk to her on a serious level, yes.

thats some real shyt, i respect dat, but don't wife her bro, what makes you think she'll stop at you? she gotta make dat money

 

[J-GUTTA]

Look. I'm not the one to front like I'm some player with a team of hoes. Or act like I can do better than such and such. Every woman is fucking and sucking. At least I know she is good at it and getting paid to do it. I'd talk to her on a serious level, yes.

So what your going to ask her about the GOP debates or Epstein going to the Cubs?

 

[Pusskaveli]

Look. I'm not the one to front like I'm some player with a team of hoes. Or act like I can do better than such and such. Every woman is fucking and sucking. At least I know she is good at it and getting paid to do it. I'd talk to her on a serious level, yes.

lol Ok then, Good Luck

 

[Hypernova]

This is laughable.

 

[truth spitter]

So what your going to ask her about the GOP debates or Epstein going to the Cubs?

You do know she has a college degree right? She isn't stupid.

thats some real shyt, i respect dat, but don't wife her bro, what makes you think she'll stop at you? she gotta make dat money

I'm not that worried about her escorting. She could still do that if we were together. I wouldn't ask her to change her whole lifestyle just cause I said so.

 

[1of1]

So what your going to ask her about the GOP debates or Epstein going to the Cubs?

We'd discuss Nietszche and Dostoevsky over pumpkin scones and apple cider.

 

[Valentinez A. Kaiser]

LMAO wait wait wait...so you gotta pay 20 dollars to enter the contest...And I'm sure something like 500 to 1000 people will probably enter. Maybe I'm reaching on the amount but I'm pretty sure a porn star can get that many people from all over the US. Anyhow that's 20,000$ off top...then you have to beg simp and lose all dignity again in a letter...THEN as if that wasn't enough YOU have to pay for the date? LMFAO what the fuck? Niggas fallin for this these days?

And the part about why you need to pay 20 dollars is hillarious...that shit is broke bitch charity...the fuck outta here. I'm all for a bitch sellin pussy but this bitch got a everyone is dumber than me mindset on her hustle as a matter of fact she ain't even husltlin she robbin niggas.

Real Post Right Here.........

This is the thing that I'm scared about. I entered in twice already and was gonna enter maybe two more times by Nov. 1st deadline but if this is just a scam to make money I'm going to be pissed!!

Yall keep saying essay trying to be funny but it was a BRIEF statement. I only wrote like a paragraph.

To Miss Melrose Foxxx,

Hi, my name is [name is here] and we don’t know each other, but I have been a TRUE fan for years. I am an owner of many of your movies and a big supporter. I am a handsome young black man currently in college in Washington, D.C. You are a true beauty and I would forever cherish the time spent with you if I am chosen for the dinner date. I imagine our night starting off with nice conversation over a light salad at a nice restaurant such as Fogo De Chao, which I’m sure you would love. Then the main course will arrive as I get to know you more. I will stop here since you want me to be brief, but if chosen I promise you will have an unforgettable night. I have also tweeted you on twitter with a picture. See you soon.

L
O
L

 

[Aristo_V300]

You do know she has a college degree right? She isn't stupid.

I'm not that worried about her escorting. She could still do that if we were together. I wouldn't ask her to change her whole lifestyle just cause I said so.

.......................

 

[J-GUTTA]

You do know she has a college degree right? She isn't stupid.

Jesus y el espirito santo B you know more than I ever cared to look into and I dig this chick too.

I'm not that worried about her escorting. She could still do that if we were together. I wouldn't ask her to change her whole lifestyle just cause I said so.

No MURS huh?

 

[1of1]

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Direct Approach

Melrose Foxx http://www.eros-dc.com/files/243426.htm

http://www.eros-dc.com/files/243402.htm Jayla Starr

 

[1of1]

She's reading your essay and has a fuck date that night.

 

[tru_m.a.c]

To Miss Melrose Foxxx,

Hi, my name is [name is here] and we don’t know each other, but I have been a TRUE fan for years. I am an owner of many of your movies and a big supporter. I am a handsome young black man currently in college in Washington, D.C. You are a true beauty and I would forever cherish the time spent with you if I am chosen for the dinner date. I imagine our night starting off with nice conversation over a light salad at a nice restaurant such as Fogo De Chao, which I’m sure you would love. Then the main course will arrive as I get to know you more. I will stop here since you want me to be brief, but if chosen I promise you will have an unforgettable night. I have also tweeted you on twitter with a picture. See you soon.

this letter ain't gonna win you shit nigga

lol *sigh* let me help you out

1) You say she has a degree right? So drop a sentence about the similarities in your degree
2) Why don't you take her to a restaurant that serves her favorite food
3) You're wasting space in your statement when you're expressing your love for her. Use the space to compare/contrast your differences.
4) Pick a spot by some water/bay. Bitches love taking a walk after dinner and just chillin out and talking. Good restaurant + good view = 2pts.
5) You gotta throw something in there that makes her laugh

*simp mode off*

 

[tru_m.a.c]

Jesus y el espirito santo B you know more than I ever cared to look into and I dig this chick too.

No MURS huh?

man murs fell hard for shorty

 

[1of1]

Fuck...........

 

[Valentinez A. Kaiser]

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Direct Approach

Melrose Foxx http://www.eros-dc.com/files/243426.htm

http://www.eros-dc.com/files/243402.htm Jayla Starr

DC Chillin..........

 

[truth spitter]

She's reading your essay and has a fuck date that night.

I'm starting to think she lives in D.C. like homie said. Why I never see her??? She be downtown, don't come to the hood?

 

[1of1]

this letter ain't gonna win you shit nigga

lol *sigh* let me help you out

1) You say she has a degree right? So drop a sentence about the similarities in your degree
2) Why don't you take her to a restaurant that serves her favorite food
3) You're wasting space in your statement when you're expressing your love for her. Use the space to compare/contrast your differences.
4) Pick a spot by some water/bay. Bitches love taking a walk after dinner and just chillin out and talking. Good restaurant + good view = 2pts.
5) You gotta throw something in there that makes her laugh

*simp mode off*

LMAO damn.

1) Cool although he doesn't have a degree. He's a workout champion so he can talk about health and fitness or some shit. That can be turned into something sexual later.

2) IDK any restaurants that serve semen and squirtle

3) C/S. Sell yourself. She knows you're into her already, which is why you're even writing this dissertation.

4) C/S. Washington Harbour (Georgetown waterfront joint). Take a boat from Alexandria to there or some shit.

5) C/S

There you go Truth Spittage