Who are your top 5 worse wrestlers of all time?

[BangEm_Bart]

Coming in at number 3:

John Fucking Cena


There's something about wigga rappers that gets under my skin. Then I know this cracker secretly says the N word behind close doors like 99% of most crackers from Boston do. He steals every single thing about black culture and makes it sound idiotic and gimmicky as fuck purposely because he secretly hates black ppl.

His finisher is the fucking super fireman's carry and the crippler crossface with leg hold stfu and he calls out spots really loud. You can actually hear what his opponent is gonna do next. He no sells moves a lot and he always falls butt first on all his moves.

His opponents carry a majority of the matches for him and no-one ever realizes it because they're too busy saying "H--Y SHIT" at the other opponent and not his predictable ass 3 moves of death (back spin drop, five knuckle shuffle, attitude adjustment).

In the end, he gives a corny ass prep talk about some random ass kid dying from leukemia or cancer in the audience that just always ironically pops up only when Cena is in the spotlight. He still has that ridiculous ass military crew cut from when he first started and the fruity pebble colored arm and wrist bands with the purple and lime green shirts. WWE only banks off him because a majority of America's population is growing up to be corny little white boys that secretly want to be black while being raised to hate blacks and Cena is the gateway to selling those souvenirs.

In conclusion, I just frankly outright don't like this bowed legged, no neck having bitch.

Judging by the wacks instead of nosigns, there's a whole lot of Cena fans.

 

[Colin$mackabi$h]

. Rick fucking Flair...I know he's amazing on the mic, but he is awful as a wrestler. The cage match he had with Hogan at WCW was 1 of the worst matches I've ever had the pleasure of seeing. Finally that racist piece of shit Hogan...he has a 3 move set and his finisher is a leg drop

I am at work geeking off of this lmao!

 

[a-grave247]

Santino is not fucking funny and is a mockery of wrestling. Really can't stand him. Kane i've really like. Stiff and slow as shit. Looks like it's painful 4 him 2 do a shit. Rick fucking Flair...I know he's amazing on the mic, but he is awful as a wrestler. The cage match he had with Hogan at WCW was 1 of the worst matches I've ever had the pleasure of seeing. Finally that racist piece of shit Hogan...he has a 3 move set and his finisher is a leg drop

I dont know bout the rest of that shit but Santino is fucking hilarious cuh.


Nigga got gems

Top 5 wrestlers. The nigga doesn't even wrestle. That's why wrestling is going to the shit now

 

[a-grave247]

Kane and flair are bad wrestlers?

pass the weed bruh

I won't pass the weed bruh..... but I'll tell you they are bad wrestler

 

[BangEm_Bart]

Flair was just a funny ass wrestler, nothing more. His mic skills were top notch (nh). He has one of the dopest submission moves, he's definitely not the worse in fact, he's probably in the top 20 greatest.

Kane on the other hand always fucking sucked if he wasn't riding undertakers coattail.

 

[dalyricalbandit]

Kane dope to me for a nigga close to 7 ft his move set was perfect slow and hard hittin

 

[silverfoxx]

The Great Khaki

Rico

Simon Dean

John Cena

Hornswoggle

 

[Peezy_Jenkins]

u dont have to be a fan to disagree with cena being a woat, some of us are just objective lol

 

[RawAce]

wow flair?! sheesh

never was a huge fan of santino in the ring but that nigga was hilarious

Sorry, but 4 me Flair had awful matches. He had a small move set, would have a submission for a finished where he would never work on the legs before at all, do some shitty chops,'whooed' for majority of the match, climb the top rope to get thrown off and

I said the same shit

People always talk about storytellin in wrestling and being a mat technician,

I jus never saw that wit flair

One thing i appreciate is seeing how the finish of the match relates back to whay happened during the match. Flair would put someone in the ff with no rhyme or reason

 

[RawAce]

. Rick fucking Flair...I know he's amazing on the mic, but he is awful as a wrestler. The cage match he had with Hogan at WCW was 1 of the worst matches I've ever had the pleasure of seeing. Finally that racist piece of shit Hogan...he has a 3 move set and his finisher is a leg drop

Mannnnn

I cant stand flair but this shit was always golden to me lol

Someone needs to bring this back the same way hbk has been flippin over the ropes

 

[RawAce]

I also wanna say this shit is kind of a skewered question.

This is pro wrestling, not pro fighting.

What makes some people worth paying has nothin to do wit their movesets. Some guys are simply attractions.

Santino and Eugene are two workers who could actually go but were put in comedy roles. The great khali and andre tge giant have no business being in a technical wrestling convo but they were still draws

 

[BangEm_Bart]

I forgot to put Zack Gowan on here, as well as hornswoggle. Dammit man!

 

[RawAce]

Zach gowan the first person i thought of...after khali lol

But that aint fair.

Whatever happened to that one leg Sgt tna gave the spotlight to ?

 

[BangEm_Bart]

Lol i dunno

 

[its....JOHN B]

Goldberg

Repo man

Doink

Duke the dumpster droshe

Fandango

 

[Chi-Town Bully]

It's time to take out the trash.

I forgot all about Duke the dumpster Droese, even as a shorty I knew he wasn't going to amount to anything

 

[Peezy_Jenkins]

Zach gowan the first person i thought of...after khali lol

But that aint fair.

Whatever happened to that one leg Sgt tna gave the spotlight to ?

i think they gave him a storyline, i think i read about him in some spoilers recently lol

 

[Peezy_Jenkins]

rofl im listening to the sounds off podcast, this nigga said tna taped a match with him winning his leg back mannnnnnneeeeeeeeeeeeeee

 

[TheBoyRo]

RIP Roddy Piper

 

[RawAce]

No.