Coming in at number 3:
John Fucking Cena
There's something about wigga rappers that gets under my skin. Then I know this cracker secretly says the N word behind close doors like 99% of most crackers from Boston do. He steals every single thing about black culture and makes it sound idiotic and gimmicky as fuck purposely because he secretly hates black ppl.
His finisher is the fucking super fireman's carry and the crippler crossface with leg hold stfu and he calls out spots really loud. You can actually hear what his opponent is gonna do next. He no sells moves a lot and he always falls butt first on all his moves.
His opponents carry a majority of the matches for him and no-one ever realizes it because they're too busy saying "H--Y SHIT" at the other opponent and not his predictable ass 3 moves of death (back spin drop, five knuckle shuffle, attitude adjustment).
In the end, he gives a corny ass prep talk about some random ass kid dying from leukemia or cancer in the audience that just always ironically pops up only when Cena is in the spotlight. He still has that ridiculous ass military crew cut from when he first started and the fruity pebble colored arm and wrist bands with the purple and lime green shirts. WWE only banks off him because a majority of America's population is growing up to be corny little white boys that secretly want to be black while being raised to hate blacks and Cena is the gateway to selling those souvenirs.
In conclusion, I just frankly outright don't like this bowed legged, no neck having bitch.
