White people love to use inappropriate/old slang.

[shit happens]

One of my non-Black coworkers said something about "dem niggas" in reference to some Black people in the clinic lobby....my whole aura stiffened and coiled to strike like a cobra...you know that tangible difference you can feel in a social atmosphere. I stared her down like

She hasn't said no stupid shit since.

not you huh

 

[FourEfil]

White people attempting to speak patoi

"Waaaaah gawn"

"Battyman"

"bumberclot"

 

[Allah_U_Akbar]

I was visiting my pops at the hospital.

He was wearing a hat that I brought him.

Female caregiver (in a cool, hip voice) said my pops looked "like a pimp".

SIGH!

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Its funny bcuz they pronounce every syllable in the word they use. Smh

 

[Max.]

My boss bought us some pastries for having really high patient satisfaction ratings. She was hiding them from some of the others...she said "These are for yall but I need you to keep 'dis on da dowwwn low."

Yes she really switched to ebonics when she said "DA DOWWWWN LOW"

I was looking like 0_o...like bish do you know what that means? Why are you speaking like that?

and one of my other coworkers said "I can't eat until later so please keep those cinnamon rolls on the DL yall!"

Why do whites do this weird shit? Its not funny & it makes me mildly uncomfortable.

This thread got @kat sayings

This is the bomb!!

 

[Dr.Chemix]

Have you been under a rock?

Niggas out here shopping at American Eagle and sistahs out here with their membership cards to Forever 21, but you asking why a white woman is spitting slang. You and others should already know the answer to this. Shit isn't even worth discussing.

 

[Ghostdenithegawd]

My boss bought us some pastries for having really high patient satisfaction ratings. She was hiding them from some of the others...she said "These are for yall but I need you to keep 'dis on da dowwwn low."

Yes she really switched to ebonics when she said "DA DOWWWWN LOW"

I was looking like 0_o...like bish do you know what that means? Why are you speaking like that?

and one of my other coworkers said "I can't eat until later so please keep those cinnamon rolls on the DL yall!"

Why do whites do this weird shit? Its not funny & it makes me mildly uncomfortable.

go the whole day talking like ned flanders and see how they feel about that

 

[S2J]

White people attempting to speak patoi

"Waaaaah gawn"

"Battyman"

"bumberclot"

???? Tha fuk?

Ngga who u hang around Michael Rappaport?

 

[Rozetta5tone]

I don't give a shit.

 

[Will Munny]

That's why I don't talk to anyone at work

As soon as I clock in, I insert my headphones in my ears, turn on my IPOD & zone myself into 8 hours of music

don't talk to me unless it's work related & it better be important

My boss straight up told me he would whoop my ass if I didn't pull my headphones out once. I believed him too, well.... I believed he would try.

 

[purpngold]

lol
https://vine.co/v/MK96hl6zHjw

 

[Already Home_17]

lol
https://vine.co/v/MK96hl6zHjw

white boy thought about squaring up then thought twice real quick

he genuinely looked scared

he's been in that position before

 

[rooster_cogburn]

yall do know that shit was fake right?

 

[purpngold]

yall do know that shit was fake right?

i know, but you know damn well that's how most white dudes react in that situation irl, so it's still funny

 

[MECCA1000]

I was visiting my pops at the hospital.

He was wearing a hat that I brought him.

Female caregiver (in a cool, hip voice) said my pops looked "like a pimp".

SIGH!

That ho recognize a pimp when she see one ...... your pops just been chose playa!

 

[WYRM]

Petty shit, just makes for more ignorance, don't really care.

 

[damobb2deep]

yall niggas betta stop actin like yall dont do the same shyt... knowin damn well yall put that "proper voice" on soon as yall wall thru them doors 2 yall job...

 

[iron man1]

They don't have they own style so what you expect.

You already know they just cultrure stealers. Nothing more nothing less.

 

[Meta_Conscious]

yall niggas betta stop actin like yall dont do the same shyt... knowin damn well yall put that "proper voice" on soon as yall wall thru them doors 2 yall job...

The difference... U know what... Kys

 

[Allah_U_Akbar]

yall niggas betta stop actin like yall dont do the same shyt... knowin damn well yall put that "proper voice" on soon as yall wall thru them doors 2 yall job...

Bruh... I've always tried to give you the benefit of the doubt...

Even when everybody on this site clowns you relentlessly... I've tried to stay neutral.

But, THAT post has convinced me.....

Either you're White; or you're a certified moron; or you're a troll..

Or maybe a combination of all 3.

So, which is it?