Which option would you choose?

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Shit would be interesting if we could pick any 4 of the 12 items.

I would go with B though.

1. Smash Kim

2. Chill listening to music (I assume it comes filled with music of your choosing, with multiple ear phones)

3. Use alcohol for fire/ sanitation/ etc

4. Gun for protection.

Edit: Dildo as a weapon? you might as well use a branch.
 
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Either A or B.

A - First off, throwing that fucking dildo in the ocean off jump, don't even want the kid to see the shit. His impressionable mind could cause me to off him later if he does see it. The hunting knife would be extremely valuable and if the kid lives long enough, he would be extremely vital in regards to manpower. He can do the same as the dog, he and I would be on different schedules, he patrols at night, me during the day(switch up on holidays, lol)

B- Okay...this is the best option, definitely smashing Kim once a week the first 3 years, then switch it to once a month. Make sure it doesn't get old or boring. The gun would be great for hunting and killing a wold animal. Use a rock to open up the animals carcass and fashion tools/weapons out of the bones of the animal.

If I survive the ordeal, I'd be 47 when I'm off the Island, write a book, become rich and I'd be good...
 
Having to feed and have conversations with Kim K would not be worth it if she is going to die within five years. Why would there be a dildo? Is this for females to help them decide. That is a great option and the money after is almost hard to turn around. The knife and the five year old boy could be of service. I do not drink and the bullets would run out. B is the worst option. C has the books and the dog which can help. In every case you have another life form to help. I do not smoke weed either. People do not read, in C you either leave 5 years early or die in a plane crash. I would take A and split the money with the boy.
 
nkflier23;4337155 said:
you people are FOOLS

Option B, nigga you have a GUN thats almost an auto kill

then you have Kim K, use her to reproduce a populate the island as much as u can before she dies

By then you'll only have 15 years left an you just grind it out with your Ciroc an mp3 player to last you...

Taking care of infants on an island by yourself is stupid. Your children will be too young to hunt and too young to be left alone.
 
Don't get sidetracked by the dildo niggas A is the best choice. You get a compass which is very useful, the knife is more permanent in the long haul than the gun with limited ammo and 10,000,000 once you leave the island. Quit with the homo shit, you gonna be on the island for 20 years the boy will age and be useful manpower. Assuming enough food on the island.
 
IM TAKING A simply cause i can have someone to help me get the fuck off that island and i can have my money....i wouldnt fuck with the dildo...
 
Aquafina..floe;4410615 said:
IM TAKING A simply cause i can have someone to help me get the fuck off that island and i can have my money....i wouldnt fuck with the dildo...

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