Which option would you choose?

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ParallelRhymes;4336507 said:
vboy513;4336253 said:
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vboy513;4336161 said:
Its between A (n/h) and C.....

Option A:

The knife would be useful for hunting and wouldn't run out like bullets, plus you can make other weapons with it. If the boy could survive a few years would be a helpful companion,but you would have to split food. plus the money would be nice if you could make it. Im throwing the dildo in the ocean asap.

Option C:

If the dog could make it a few months, it will grow up and be a good guard dog alerting you when the wild animals are around. Also could help with hunting. Books would help with boredom as well as survival. Would use the crashed plane as shelter during the rainy season, plus there is the possibility of fixing it and leaving early. i really could do without the weed tho.

How would the books help with survival? Burning them?

Yes. 250 book are alot. you can bring some strictly to start a fire. And you can bring some that will inform you on how to survive with limited supplies. So both.

Obviously wouldn't do you much good bringing books since you didn't even read the part where it said "excluding survival and hunting guides" in the pic.......

Well damn.....dont know how I missed that part. Still would be good for fire fuel and entertainment

 
the pussy is tempting, but i'm goin with C all day

the dog is gonna help me survive and be my best friend on some I Am Legend type shit.

i would have plenty of time to read all of the books i claim i dont have enough time to read now.

i get to leave 5 years early

and the 5 pounds of weed would easily last me 15 years. i used to smoke everyday using a gravity bong, which is prolly similar to whatever i come up with to smoke with on the island, and a quarter was lasting me a month or two. prolly wouldn't smoke as much though since i gotta look out for the wild animals.

and once i make it back to civilization, i'll easily make at least a million writing books and speaking on my impossible survival experience.

WIN
 
LonedogAchilles;4336765 said:
the pussy is tempting, but i'm goin with C all day

the dog is gonna help me survive and be my best friend on some I Am Legend type shit.

i would have plenty of time to read all of the books i claim i dont have enough time to read now.

i get to leave 5 years early

and the 5 pounds of weed would easily last me 15 years. i used to smoke everyday using a gravity bong, which is prolly similar to whatever i come up with to smoke with on the island, and a quarter was lasting me a month or two. prolly wouldn't smoke as much though since i gotta look out for the wild animals.

and once i make it back to civilization, i'll easily make at least a million writing books and speaking on my impossible survival experience.

WIN

Cosign the bolded. Write a book on some real life Hatchet shit

 
Fuck that, by the time I fix that plane or get rescued or whatever, after all that time, weed, books and manual labor, Imma be like jesus performing miracles and shit when I get back.
 
you people are FOOLS

Option B, nigga you have a GUN thats almost an auto kill

then you have Kim K, use her to reproduce a populate the island as much as u can before she dies

By then you'll only have 15 years left an you just grind it out with your Ciroc an mp3 player to last you...
 
A.

-the knife is one of the most useful items as it can be used as a weapon and a tool.

-the boy can be trained and end up a major help in 5-7 years, just a miniature version of you if trained right.

-the material from the dildo can be cut into small strips and weaved into your shoes, which you made out of vicious animal skin, twigs and leaves.. only hetero use i can think of for it.

-the money is obviously a win.

-the other options fail because KK is useless as fuck. you might not even get 5 years of fucking with her.. dick might be burnt the fuck off after the first nut.

-8gb of music is worthless as fuck. My old mp3 player was a 8gb, it held 1250 songs.. i'd get bored after a month.

-the alcohol is useless as i couldn't drink it, seeing that there are vicious animals around.. gotta be sober for that. as far as using it to start fires.. i guess it would make it easier, but not imperative.

-the gun at best holds 20 rounds per mag.. thats 200 bullets in 20 years. do the math and see if its still awesome.. plus some of yall probably never fired a gun, so bullets would be wasted due to poor aim.

-the books could be helpful for entertainment, but wouldn't do much for fires as you could probably find other materials on the island that are more flammable.

-the weed is just like the alcohol.. gotta be sober and alert. plus you would use so many resources trying to start a fire and then finding something to actually smoke with.. not worth it.

-the plane is greatness, but i look at it as if you can make it to 15 years, you can make it another 5.

-the dog is just like the boy, except not as smart and can't talk.. ehh.
 
yep, id have to go with A.

The dildo looks like a solid weapon against wild animals to me, so is the knife.

If u kill 1 wild animal with a knife and his homies come for u, I bet if u shove that dildo into a wolves ass nh them muhfuckas never come back for a generation. But then u'd prolly have to remind the cubs.

The plane shit looks stupid, fuck that. And Im in my 20's at 40 + I can buy 20 kim kardashians and a stack of viagra if i need it.
 

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