Which father would you rather have; Cliff Huxtable or James Evans?

[TheBossman]

so because one father, alrhough out here puttin his kids thru college but findin the time to fuck on some white bitches im suppose to shun him and turn to a nigga who's only fuckin one bitch who's dumb enough to keep havin his babies they cant afford!!?

so its doctor and lawyer for parents

vs a broke nigga and dumb bitch!!?

yeh.. gimme the nigga wit a taste for young white bitches on the side of takin care of his family...

how you mix TV life with real life?

 

[CapitalB]

so because one father, alrhough out here puttin his kids thru college but findin the time to fuck on some white bitches im suppose to shun him and turn to a nigga who's only fuckin one bitch who's dumb enough to keep havin his babies they cant afford!!?

so its doctor and lawyer for parents

vs a broke nigga and dumb bitch!!?

yeh.. gimme the nigga wit a taste for young white bitches on the side of takin care of his family...

how you mix TV life with real life?

ask the niggas who ask after all the ALLEGATIONS if we would still choose "Pill Cosby"??

 

[Breezy_Kilroy]

James was always angry because the nigga was hungry plus he had to come home to Florida uglass.

One son a gay activist and the other son low key got tourettes.

James couldn't keep a job and he had to see Wilona fine ass everyday knowing he couldn't hit. I'd be mad too! Only thing niggas had to eat was hopes and dreams. Fuck that!

Meanwhile Hux living the life coming home to fine ass Claire, eating good everyday, making bank, just chillin. You know you got it made when you can rock sweats all day on some hoop shit.

And he used to spit game. Hux ain't never had to yell but you felt it. "I brought you in this world and I'll take you out" don't get no realer than that.

 

[Trollio]

Nigga in his feelings

 

[ineedpussy]

James was always angry because the nigga was hungry plus he had to come home to Florida uglass.

One son a gay activist and the other son low key got tourettes.

James couldn't keep a job and he had to see Wilona fine ass everyday knowing he couldn't hit. I'd be mad too! Only thing niggas had to eat was hopes and dreams. Fuck that!

Meanwhile Hux living the life coming home to fine ass Claire, eating good everyday, making bank, just chillin. You know you got it made when you can rock sweats all day on some hoop shit.

And he used to spit game. Hux ain't never had to yell but you felt it. "I brought you in this world and I'll take you out" don't get no realer than that.

nigga please. james would of gave them kids the "big mac" fuckin with him

 

[TheGOAT]

I'm riding with Cliff. James had multiple "L"s

1-living in the projects

2-one fine daughter as compared to 3 1/2 for Cliff

3-Could'nt keep a job

4-JJ

5-he was married to Florida, Cliff to Claire, need I say more?

And Cliff looked at pussy all day long........Gangsta.....

Hold up...

Cosby wanted Cliff to be a gynecologist?

Its true what they say about how all serial killers want to be caught.

Leaving breadcrumb trails n shit

 

[Revolver Ocelot]

This thread should be in the FOF.

First 7-8 pages are the funniest ever on this site.

 

[Mister B.]

For both of their environments, they work. Imagine switching them up:

Cliff ain't functioning in the projects. He might get robbed twice a week, and would almost guarantee JJ and Michael would have to fight every damn day. It'd be messed up when you sporting less whelps and marks on your face from fighting coming home from school then your dad coming home from work being a doctor.

James would be out-of-place in the brownstones of Brooklyn. We'd stay hungry as shit, and Claire would emasculate that dude on the daily for not holding his own. Wouldn't be good for a boy like Theo if the only other man in the house is treated like a bitch more than all the other females there. I'm sure James would've smacked the shit out of Claire at least once, and no one wants to see that dude hauled off to prison.

 

[themadlionsfan]

perfect ex:

me: dad i broke my leg

cliff: let me look at it, let's get you to the hospital asap, claire bring the car around

#2

me: dad i broke my leg

james: pour some tussin on it, we'll take you to the clinic when the buses start running again

 

[miami cane]

Lmao u niggaz are free comedy.

 

[BlackAX410]

This thread should be in the FOF.

First 7-8 pages are the funniest ever on this site.

I signed up like 6 months after this thread and it's my 1st time seeing it lmao shits hilarious, damn we need this energy back

 

[MrCrookedLetter]

James kept it 100 though..*shrugs*

because he never had a $100

BWAHAHAHA

 

[nex gin]

Easy.

I would rather be married to

than to

Cliff it is

 

[ineedpussy]

yall trippin. james is that nigga. he was a "REAL NIGGA!!!" yall just hatin.

@mods let this cook in gns for a few days. this is fof shit.

 

[SneakDZA]

Well if my father was James Evans I could bang Lisa Huxtable without getting shunned by society so I'm going with James Evans.

 

[Shizlansky]

For both of their environments, they work. Imagine switching them up:

Cliff ain't functioning in the projects. He might get robbed twice a week, and would almost guarantee JJ and Michael would have to fight every damn day. It'd be messed up when you sporting less whelps and marks on your face from fighting coming home from school then your dad coming home from work being a doctor.

James would be out-of-place in the brownstones of Brooklyn. We'd stay hungry as shit, and Claire would emasculate that dude on the daily for not holding his own. Wouldn't be good for a boy like Theo if the only other man in the house is treated like a bitch more than all the other females there. I'm sure James would've smacked the shit out of Claire at least once, and no one wants to see that dude hauled off to prison.

Cliff wasn't born rich.

 

[ghostdog56]

So we gonna act like cliff wasn't a sucker for not getting a paternity test for them two light bright kids? Claire cheated on that nigga twice and tricked his square ass into taking care of them muthafuckas

 

[Trollio]

So we gonna act like cliff wasn't a sucker for not getting a paternity test for them two light bright kids? Claire cheated on that nigga twice and tricked his square ass into taking care of them muthafuckas

James willingly seeded up florida 3 timez....3 times a L

 

[BenjaminE]

Well if my father was James Evans I could bang Lisa Huxtable without getting shunned by society so I'm going with James Evans.

Denise Huxtable...

Lisa Bonet...

 

[TheGOAT]

So we gonna act like cliff wasn't a sucker for not getting a paternity test for them two light bright kids? Claire cheated on that nigga twice and tricked his square ass into taking care of them muthafuckas

Cliff was a gynocologist. He prolly delivered them babies himself and knew the exact date of conception. He knew if they was his or not