Du_Du;6130123 said:
i feel bad now... thanks boog
Nah, think of it this way. If you do die, your son will grow up frustrated, without knowing what happened. Then, on his twelfth birthday, the year he becomes a man; his mother will hand him the scroll that holds the secret to your death. He will have the option of opening the scroll to learn the truth that will change his life forever, or to continue living his life ignorant of what occurred. Curiosity will win however--as it always does--and he will open the scroll. Within it, there will be two things, the initials "R.D" and a series of links to a website called "worldstarhiphop". He doesn't know what the initials mean, but he'd heard of WSHH before; it was a popular site until Obama revealed his true form as the antichrist and stopped new videos from being uploaded. If there is anything he knows about WSHH, it is that nothing good ever comes from going there. But he wants to find out, he must find out. He opens the links up, and then witnesses in horror--and in multi-monitor, RealD 3D, Dolby® 7.1 surround sound--as you, his father, gets his ass beaten to death from all angles. At that moment, your karate master comes in and tells him that his only way to avenge his father's humiliating death is to learn the martial arts (Obama, the antichrist, banned guns). If he is able to land a single blow upon your karate master, your karate master will tell him who and where this "R.D" is.
From there, your kid will start down the long road of mastering karate and mastering his emotions.nh
His journey will be referred to as
"The Karate Kid" "The path of the 5XL T Beater".
It will have poor results in the box office upon its opening, since most people will think it's a porno because of the title.
