when the last time you threw up so hard you found religion?

[HafBayked]

had a stomach bug a few months ago....woke up out my sleep puking my guts out....shit was coming out my nose and all smh....tried to go to work the next morning, got there, puked twice and left......had to pull the car over on a busy ass loop and throw my door open....the people passing by probably thought i was drunk the way i was leaning out the car with my seatbelt still on, spewing yellow shit everywhere.....

but yeah, im sure somewhere in there i was begging god to make it stop

 

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[Arya Tsaddiq]

I went to muthaf**kin Applebee's bruh....

Let the waitress convince me to get this fiesta grilled chicken bulls**t with guacamole was a good idea....

FDB

Lived at the toiled for two days....never again

 

[Billy_Poncho]

When I was 9, my uncle used my coke as an ashtray and I drank the shit. Then this nigga gonna make me clean it up like it wasn't his fault

 

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[HafBayked]

When I was 9, my uncle used my coke as an ashtray and I drank the shit. Then this nigga gonna make me clean it up like it wasn't his fault

wimp....

me and my nigga used to flick our blunt ashes in the 40's cuz niggas said it would get you fucked up lmao

yes, i realize that was dumb as fuck...even for a 15-16 yr old....but my point is nobody was throwing up

 

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[Arya Tsaddiq]

But... the guacamole is premade...

Exactly...

 

[HafBayked]

Nigga the internet was already available by that time... no excuse for that.

and you know for a fact we had computers and internet and shit back then eh?

 

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[HafBayked]

bruh lol...we was obviously some lil niggas that wasnt interested in no library

i almost got killed several times fuckin wit that dude

 

[vagrant-718]

Was in Aruba, drank some whiskey on a empty stomach, was feeling it ever since

Woke up in the middle of the night, ran to the bathroom and must've threw up everything I ate for dinner and it was coming up pretty violently like my body was going through a purge. Had me scared cause I was like if I die in Aruba, how my family gonna know?

Next morning had diarrhea...def not a good way to end a vacation

 

[So ILL]

I'm about to eat some Cheerios.

 

[Shizlansky]

Thought I was dying one night after drinking in 2012.

I was begging God to help me. I don't even believe in God.

Haven't had hard liquor since.

 

[Jao]

chic-fil-a gave me food poisoning.. couldn't eat there again for a year.. i live a block away from a hospital but i didnt go because i couldnt stop throwing up long enough to leave my bathroom

 

[reapin505]

My ex bull dog looking girlfriends (or whatever breed of dog @Pico called that bitch) mom fed me under cooked chicken. Came home that night and went to sleep for like 2 hours. Got up to go to the bathroom cause my stomach was fucked up, as soon as I sat down I stood up, lifted the seat up and just shot vomit from my mouth for a good 5 minutes it seemed. My mom I guess heard me and came lock picked the door and came into me hunched over the toilet like

. Man that shit was dark brown and I thought it was black and thought that this was the end for me. Got up shaking and shit dizzy as all hell.

Another time was after eating jack in the box, which was after I think, can't be sure though. Same thing happened for the most part and never ate there again. My mom is the GOAT for helping me both those times if she was there for under cooked chicken that is, I really can't remember.

I later started pouring my drink on the ground when I ate to show my thanks for the gods, old and new. Also fuck jack in the box. That bubble head having motherfucker is getting his throat slit if I see him on the streets

 

[VulcanRaven]

I hate when vomit comes out the nose.. cause i usually get a sinus infection shortly there after.

I remember when spaghetti and greens came out my nose before

 

[dakidfrankie]

Well it wasn't throw up...got damn White Castle had a nigga ass on fire!!!...i looked up and told God this shit just ain't right!!!

 

[Lou Cypher]

When I was 9, my uncle used my coke as an ashtray and I drank the shit. Then this nigga gonna make me clean it up like it wasn't his fault

wimp....

me and my nigga used to flick our blunt ashes in the 40's cuz niggas said it would get you fucked up lmao

yes, i realize that was dumb as fuck...even for a 15-16 yr old....but my point is nobody was throwing up

lmfaoooo thats fucking disgusting.

When i was 14 and I would smoke with a noobie I would always convince people that if you took the blunt roach and opened it up and emptied the weed then place the roach wrapper on your tongue, all the resin would get them higher. Got atleast 5 people with that.

On one of my birthdays i think my 19th I got shitfaced, blacked out at like 11pm. Heard we got home prolly around 4AM. Woke up at 3PM still shitfaced but an hour after moving around the headache came and i drank some water and immediately threw it up. Had to of thrown up like 30 times that day. i would just drink water to throw up, it was miserable.

 

[CashmoneyDux]

Chiling in Bmore wit a cat who just got out. Drankin steel reserve. Homie wo 40s to the head and was still going. Trying hang, I did one and a qrt.

Woke up in the basement covered in vomit with a sock on my dick..

Stop drinking and became closer with gos