When I die, reincarnate me as a white boy.

[lord nemesis]

I want to be a white boy named Chase or Hunter and have a trust fund. I want to go to Cancun every spring break in college and have my parents repeatedly enable my growing cocaine addiction.

 

[Dupac]

nah.. fuck all that shit...

 

[Bwoahmizzee]

eh..................I'll pass

 

[DaPrinciplez]

I want to be a white boy named Chase or Hunter and have a trust fund. I want to go to Cancun every spring break in college and have my parents repeatedly enable my growing cocaine addiction.

Same man. And I'm already white.

 

[the_underground]

lol Anyone who says they wouldn't like the privileges that white boys get, just for a day, would be lying.

Think about it.

I could be like Marky Mark, making racial slurs and still getting away with it ten years later. I could be the President of the country, sniffing cocaine, fucking bitches on the side, and still getting re-elected by the public because of my Southern charm. Just think about the unlimited possibilities where you can take credit for anything, get away with anything.

The possibilities would be endless.

 

[playmaker88]

Nope im good

But i suppose you can come to the IC.. masquerade as a Negro.. while acting like a stereotypical negro.. for E-fame.

 

[Dupac]

lol Anyone who says they wouldn't like the privileges that white boys get, just for a day, would be lying.

Think about it.

I could be like Marky Mark, making racial slurs and still getting away with it ten years later. I could be the President of the country, sniffing cocaine, fucking bitches on the side, and still getting re-elected by the public because of my Southern charm. Just think about the unlimited possibilities where you can take credit for anything, get away with anything.

The possibilities would be endless.

i ain't lying.. i just don't want that shit.....

i'm good....

 

[the_underground]

I hope niggas are catching on to sarcasm in 2010.

But when I come back, I think I'd like to be Bill Clinton, smoke weed, and fuck around on my wife, and still have the public's support. Oh, and I would like to take credit for most of the things Black people have done so that I can be set for life.

 

[fiat_money]

Being black is pretty fun.

Life is too easy the way it is now, I'd probably want to be Arab or some shit.

 

[Bwoahmizzee]

I hope niggas are catching on to sarcasm in 2010.

we know what you mean

 

[the_underground]

I want to be a white boy named Chase or Hunter and have a trust fund. I want to go to Cancun every spring break in college and have my parents repeatedly enable my growing cocaine addiction.

lol And I have my parents add to my trust fund I'll most likely have!

 

[Darius]

but you don't get to blame your misfortunes on other people

 

[Dupac]

sarcasm only works if someone replies seriosuly...

and seriously....

no

 

[the_underground]

Let me think of some more possibilities:

1. If I was in law enforcement, I could harass, shoot, or kill anyone, misuse my power, and know the force would have my back.

2. I'm guaranteed of seeing people like me everywhere without having to get uncomfortable.

3. I don't have to live in the hood, because I can automatically live in a safer neighborhood.

4. I can wave the American flag and actually feel no question about whether the National Anthem was something that applied to me.

 

[the_underground]

sarcasm only works if someone replies seriosuly...

and seriously....

no

It works with or without serious replies.

@ Matt---Of course I could blame other people for my problems. I would be white.

 

[Dupac]

It works with or without serious replies.

@ Matt---Of course I could blame other people for my problems. I would be white.

more lies...

 

[the_underground]

Get over the race thing.....racism exist, slavery happened, blah blah blah.......know it but stop trying to blame your problems on shit that happened years and years ago....not saying to forget your history I'm bascially saying shut the fuck up

Another reason it would be fun to be white...I could get away with saying shit like this and have other whites and some Blacks agree with me wholeheartedly.

 

[Bwoahmizzee]

but you don't get to blame your misfortunes on other people

no actually then you could blame your misfortunes on everybody else

jews, mexicans, blacks, arabs, intergrationist, the NRA, congress, your local politician

the options are infiinte

 

[Darius]

no actually then you could blame your misfortunes on everybody else

jews, mexicans, blacks, arabs, intergrationist, the NRA, congress, your local politician

the options are infiinte

if a white person complains about immigrants the government makes things easier for immigrants.

if a black person complains about no jobs, the government extends unemployment benefits

 

[playmaker88]

Another reason it would be fun to be white...I could get away with saying shit like this and have other whites and some Blacks agree with me wholeheartedly.

Sad thing is homey is black.