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goldenja;5818385 said:obnoxiouslyfresh;5818378 said:7figz;5818340 said:You had salmon ? (Insert wee bay pic)
It's GOAT on the grill
really?
I could eat salmon all day if I could.. my mom ate it ALL THE TIME when she was carrying me, that might be why lol
lamontbdc;5820834 said:when i was 12 and my grandfather told me that i didn't have irregular feet. he told me i had irregular feet and need special wildcat tennis shoes. in reality we were too broke to afford a better pair so he just lied to me about it
niggas used to fire me up coming to school with these jumts on except i had the blue ones i couldn't find a picture anywhere. all velcro
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fortyacres&amule;5821427 said:My family is sooo middle class , I feel so ashamed
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I want to be down (no mr cee)
Lincoln;5821763 said:when i saw my 30somethin year old cousin riding a skateboard wearing the helmet method man wears in the triumph vid
every time i went to my aunts house, she had us eating salisbury steak tv dinners. i remember her microwave more than any other aspect of her ol crusty ass house
when i realized more than half of my male cousin's names end in the "on" sound.
my cousins give their kids names like they just button mashed a keyboard.. "da'mia'shontileae'
one of my cousins pulled a double ghetto move and named his daughter alize, not because he liked the alcohol, but because it's 2pacs favorite alcohol.
i got an uncle named juan and he ain't even latino
my aunt that makes the salisbury steak dinners has a wardrobe that only consists of sweats and she come through looking like felicia from friday
when my uncle would go to jail and i asked where he was my parents would say he was on vacation. i'm like damn, this cat must be rich going on vacation all the time.
my other uncle came through every time something related to black people happened. he was there when 2pac died, when aaliyah died, to this day the man still talks about michael jackson's death every time i see him. HE CAME THROUGH WHEN JIGGA MAN DROPPED "GIRLS." Who does that? and he pointed out every stupid little thing in the vid like Dame walking away in the end and you can see him limp his leg for a sec
same uncle came through one time talmbout "they're giving out free car washes down the street!" and my parent's were thinking, "huh?" and he said "ya! they giving out free car washes." turns out the car wash was for donations for a fundraiser, and when they told him optional donation, he said swag and kept driving
my aunts friends were drinking 40s at her funeral
inside the funeral home
while the services were taking place.
jayvon32;5821633 said:When my family would put dying batteries in the freezing instead of buying new ones
- constant disappearing of kitchen utensil
- pickle jars for cups
- margarine containers used as cereal bowls
- old juices jugs used as koolaide containers