What's the worst Clean Version of a song you've heard?

[So ILL]

The 90's edits was hilarious when they would distort the word and instead of saying muthafucka, they say akcufahtum lol

Made me think of Biggie's "Gimme The Loot", when he was talking about robbing people lol.

"I wouldn't give uuuuuk(fuck) if you're pinherent(pregnant), gimme the baby rings an the '#1 Mom' pendant!"

 

[genocidecutter]

I was blown away when I heard the dirty version of this song

 

[So ILL]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qld7WvHa5kc

I was blown away when I heard the dirty version of this song

Perfect example.

Its like 2 totally different songs lol.

 

[Disciplined InSight]

Any WuTang song that was made for radio access..every edit was a kung fu or sword swinging sound (which was still dope by the way.)

 

[LcnsdbyROYALTY]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qld7WvHa5kc

I was blown away when I heard the dirty version of this song

Perfect example.

Its like 2 totally different songs lol.

Well since we on Banner there was also 9mm/Speaker. I think I heard the explicit version first so I've always hated the Speaker version.

 

[Rampage12]

What about DMX just barking and editing his own shit, that was kinda funny.

Also I never understood why certain songs were edited even on the explicit versions, two prime examples, still don't think I've ever heard the completely dirty version of either of these:

"Go to the liquor store owned by the fucking JAPS" - MC Eiht from "Streiht Up Menace"

"My 9 is gonna ride with me/Do a HOMICIDE with me" - Juvenile from "Gone Ride With Me"

Like worse shit hasn't been said in songs.

 

[BenjaminE]

All About the Benjamins... You wouldn't even know they were still rappin... especially Kim's part...

"Only female in my crew and i kick shit like a nigga do, pull a trigga too, FUCK YOU!!"

And you can say nigga a million times but can't say "Stack chips like Hebrews "...

 

[texas409]

I'll never forget how they edited menace to society on UPN back in they day. Instead of saying I'm hungrier than a muhfucka they had him say I'm hungrier than a mothers man! Lol me and my niggas still laugh about that to this day

 

[yellowtapesport]

Fuckin problem...

And I hate that fuckin song but it's even worse on the radio..they bleepin out every other word smh

 

[Beta]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qld7WvHa5kc

I was blown away when I heard the dirty version of this song

This is a rare case of the clean being better than the dirty

 

[bkzlostchild]

I'll never forget how they edited menace to society on UPN back in they day. Instead of saying I'm hungrier than a muhfucka they had him say I'm hungrier than a mothers man! Lol me and my niggas still laugh about that to this day

Or like the one time I seen Scarface on regular tv & the scene when the two Ds was interrogating him came on

it went from "How you get that scar? eating pussy?

to " How you get that scar? eating pineapple?

i was dead for a hour after seeing that shit. Friday also have some funny ass edits as well when USA used to show it

 

[xiceman191]

 

[south4life]

I'll never forget how they edited menace to society on UPN back in they day. Instead of saying I'm hungrier than a muhfucka they had him say I'm hungrier than a mothers man! Lol me and my niggas still laugh about that to this day

Lol yeah the kill me with the Mother Lova instead of Mother Fucka

 

[LPast]

MOP - Cold as Ice

 

[So ILL]

I'll never forget how they edited menace to society on UPN back in they day. Instead of saying I'm hungrier than a muhfucka they had him say I'm hungrier than a mothers man! Lol me and my niggas still laugh about that to this day

Or like the one time I seen Scarface on regular tv & the scene when the two Ds was interrogating him came on

it went from "How you get that scar? eating pussy?

to " How you get that scar? eating pineapple?

i was dead for a hour after seeing that shit. Friday also have some funny ass edits as well when USA used to show it

"Remember it! Write it down, take a picture, I don't give a FLUKE!"

 

[TheBoyRo]

Its not in YouTube, but I hated watching ruff Ryder's anthem on MTV. Smh half the song was censored

Man u what u done started (what)

Asked for it, u got it (what)

.........(what)

..........(what)

 

[dj pre-k]

BET's edit of Baby Boy is hilarious

if you ever get a chance to see it, watch that shit

cuz tha way they changed snoops dialogue had me crackin up

 

[BenjaminE]

I've...

Got...

PROS!

 

[thephantasm]

Young Thug Stoner

 

[Stiff]

Now that I think about it, the clean version of easy's verse on "For Tha luv of $" is hilarious.

"STUUUPIIID SUCKKKEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRR"