What's the weirdest thing you've gotten feelings for? (No giving feelings to the t/s allowed)

[Cocoa_Butter]

Y'ALL!!! This is a fucking emergency.

That nigga Frieza's here and he's threatening to destroy Earth for the Dragonballs! I've been holding him off, but it's not enough. I need y'all's help.

Please, everyone, lend me your GOATS!

 

[T. Sanford]

Hey, I'm T. Sanford. Please say you'll be the answer to an innocent animal suffering right now. An animal who needs your help. Please, call the number on that screen & go online & join the BCSPCA with a monthly gift, right now.............For just $18 a month, rescue animals from their abusers. Provide medical care, food, shelter & love. Call or join online in the next 30 minutes & they will send you a photo of an animal in a shelter. This all chance to say "I won't sit by & let an animal suffer".

 

[T. Sanford]

help my homie out at 0:21 too

 

[dwade206]

Just started practicing Praying Mantis Kung Fu.

 

[dwade206]

Damn, y'all can't be happy for a brotha taking Praying Mantis lessons. Y'all ain't shit!

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Spoiler

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

Finding out I'm not the first butt my girl licked had me shed a tear or two

 

[dwade206]

Once I master the Praying Mantis technique, I'm beating the shit out of everyone who clicked feelings on my posts.

 

[Cocoa_Butter]

What you need to do is pray yo ass for a job, nigga.

 

[Strokenoff]

On a bed of roses, I told her she was the only one for me. On the nightstand my phone rang, it was Lisa. Nights before I had told her the same thing. As I stroked her hair out of her face and looked into her eyes. Eyes for of passion for what she wanted to do. What she wanted to feel. All I could think was..how well Lisa slobbed the meat. Moments into passionately caressing her clitoris with my tongue. I felt the shame of a man who would break a heart. I got up and flung her legs sideways and delve deep into her loins. Stroked it like a man who was sorry. Sorry for breaking her heart in the near future, and sorry for making her fell such untrue passion. As she climaxed I grabbed her hair and her head flung back. Her nails dug deep into the bed sheets, as she let's off a seductive moan. At the same time, in my heart, a wept a little.

 

[Strokenoff]

Hoping to break a record wit DAT shit

 

[dwade206]

What you need to do is pray yo ass for a job, nigga.

Already got one, bitch nigga.

 

[Recaptimus_Prime360]

Spoiler

 

[Aquafina..floe]

gay ass niggas

 

[dwade206]

You can't cook and your leotard got a hole in it, dusty ass bitch.

 

[Turfaholic]

Spoiler

Fuck that. This is goat worthy. I haven't seen one of them lines from the belly button to the pubic area since high school.

 

[Aquafina..floe]

I'm smooth...dark women have perfect skin

and I can cook better than u.

 

[Aquafina..floe]

Spoiler

Fuck that. This is goat worthy. I haven't seen one of them lines from the belly button to the pubic area since high school.

I have one

 

[T. Sanford]

No matter how good my day goes. I get depressed when I see some IC beef

 

[Dupac]

I feel like my weight loss has inspired people in a bad way