What's the most non-obvious insulting things you can say to a female ?

[a.mann]

"Oh you look like you get down..."

 

[droc1985]

All your kids got the same daddy?
You sure you know who the father of your unborn is?

 

[Bodhi]

wow, you've really aged

 

[droc1985]

What's that smell?....tuna?

LMAO. They deny that smell anything.

 

[tru_m.a.c]

You have a "unique" cuteness about you.

Small? Nah, your breasts are just well-proportioned.

"Phat" asses are overrated.

Not every girl has to be a virgin their whole life, shit happens. At least you haven't gotten pregnant.

You're a worthless fat bovine, and I'd prefer it if you died a horrible death by the time I finished saying this.--pause--Damn.

I'm a saving this shit right. *opens up word, copy and paste*

thank you sir