What's the last thing you got in trouble for?(MPR tells it all)

[fortyacres]

probably had to do with me not listening to my girlfriend...pick a day

 

[MoneyPowerRespect]

My oldest son told me that I'm not allowed around his friends anymore because 'they like me'.

I told him that they like me because I have snacks. He doesn't believe me.

 

[Busta Carmichael]

My oldest son told me that I'm not allowed around his friends anymore because 'they like me'.

I told him that they like me because I have snacks. He doesn't believe me.

We don't believe u either.

They wanna smash

 

[detcatinva]

Stealing boxes on my day off

 

[Busta Carmichael]

"Because I have snacks" lol wtf

 

[blakfyahking]

My oldest son told me that I'm not allowed around his friends anymore because 'they like me'.

I told him that they like me because I have snacks. He doesn't believe me.

oh u def got "snacks" that they want

but anyways I'm a grown ass man......how am I supposed to get in "trouble"

adults don't get in trouble unless they still subscribe to childish thinking

 

[HafBayked]

My oldest son told me that I'm not allowed around his friends anymore because 'they like me'.

I told him that they like me because I have snacks. He doesn't believe me.

i see where you tried to go but that aint gone go over well lol

dont underestimate kids, especially little boys

them lil niggas on the playground right now talkin bout

"ay boy where yo mama at?....she got some more of them goooodies?"

 

[MoneyPowerRespect]

I'm sure that they do, but still.

Them nigglets come over, eat up my snacks and shit.

I almost put everybody out for eating my oreos one day. Nah, b.

"Because I have snacks" lol wtf

I didn't want him to feel like his friends couldn't come over. He flipped it like 'Nah...YOU just can't come around.'

I was low-key offended.

 

[nex gin]

My oldest son told me that I'm not allowed around his friends anymore because 'they like me'.

I told him that they like me because I look like a snack. He doesn't believe me.

Fixed

 

[HafBayked]

aight well there's a life lesson for him to learn there

have him tell the homies y'all tight and dont have snacks, or they gotta bring their own

then see how many still come thru

 

[LordZuko]

Having a quarter pound of weed in the trunk.

Luckily for me It was an illegal search and i have top dollar attorney on deck.

 

[MoneyPowerRespect]

aight well there's a life lesson for him to learn there

have him tell the homies y'all tight and dont have snacks, or they gotta bring their own

then see how many still come thru

I am.

Somebody is coming up off an EBT card.

Between him, his friends, and my oxtails...I need some food money.

 

[blakfyahking]

damn niggaz jumped all over shorty in here

the IC is a ghost town when it comes to women available for simping

niggaz looking extra parched in this thread

 

[Beta]

Asked my girl how much she weighs and after her reply I said "sheesh"

 

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[yellowtapesport]

You asking as a kid?

Fuck kinda grown person 'gets in trouble'???

 

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[Elzo69Renaissance]

You asking as a kid?

Fuck kinda grown person 'gets in trouble'???

u must be single

 

[yellowtapesport]

You asking as a kid?

Fuck kinda grown person 'gets in trouble'???

u must be single

jus fuckin wit u @Elzo69Renaissance

 

[HafBayked]

Lurk sleepin on the couch cuz he wont get off the Playstation smh