What's The Biggest L You've Witnessed Personally?

[RoneRone]

Wasn't there, but dude came through to pull a jack. Heard he got shot asap, like as soon as he came in the door. Died like 40 mins later.

 

[starrin]

damnnn some of these are crazy as fk. u just got lucky you had to go piss if not that would have been u with the asain chick. count your blessings

 

[So ILL]

Biggest L I saw personally was back in Jacksonville, FL. Me and my niggas patrolling this club called Crazy Horse for somethin' to smash for the night. Mind you I took an L in this too, but my best friend had it worse. I'm at the club and I spot this asian chick so I holla at her and we get to talking and start dancing. After a few drinks I had to dip to the bathroom and left her there by herself. My nigga started to holla at her when I was in the bathroom and straight up cockblocked on some ignorant ish and I had to instead take a less atrractive white chick home. I'm at the crib and as I was smashing my nigga ran in all hysterical. I was like 'yo what the fuck?' and he told me to follow him to the room. When we in the room the asian chick was in the bed KO'ed and I told him he was fucked up for hitting a chick. He was mad like "Nah nigga that's a dude. I fucked a dude." I looked between this bitches legs no homo and she had this beat up looking pussy like someone botched up a surgery down there. Asian bitch wake up and told him she was a flowerboy from the Phillipines and he start crying and kicked shim out of the condo. I still clown him to this day for that and he got locked up for aggravated assault.

U didn't take an L, u actually dodged one when u went to the restroom lol....Your man took a few L's with this story though.....lol

 

[ICame4Pussy]

Wow. I Did Not Think This Thread Would Be This Crazy. Ima have to read all these tomorrow LMAO

 

[Sovo_Nah]

I really dont want to say this but for the sake of the thread, i will share.

So years ago, i was dealing with this young college student. she was 18 in nursing school, and wore the white scrubs. I didnt feel like taking her to school that day nor even dealing with her that day but she really needed a ride and i say "fuck it." it would only be about 30 minutes to drop her off.

Well anywho, her period had just came and i guess she didnt know it. when i dropped her off at the front door, and i looked at her butt while she was walking away from the car, it was straight RED!!! all on her backside. I saw it, i could have called her back, but once again, i said " fuck it" and let her walk into the school with period blood seeping thru her lilly white pants. I tried to tell her i didnt want to take her and didnt feel like it. anyone else whould have called her back.

The funny part is, later that night, she called me on the phone asking me if i spilled something in the passager seat. I said " nawl, why u ask? she like, dont worry about it, u did spill something in the seat and a lil bit got on my pants, whatever, lets talk about something else. i was " but......." she was like " DROP IT, DAMN THATS WHAT HAPPENED!!!!"

But the funniest thing is, she's 5'3, 275 lbs of fat girl. lol. just picture the sight.

and no, im not a mean spirited person, but you live and learn.

 

[Disciplined InSight]

Biggest L I saw personally was back in Jacksonville, FL. Me and my niggas patrolling this club called Crazy Horse for somethin' to smash for the night. Mind you I took an L in this too, but my best friend had it worse. I'm at the club and I spot this asian chick so I holla at her and we get to talking and start dancing. After a few drinks I had to dip to the bathroom and left her there by herself. My nigga started to holla at her when I was in the bathroom and straight up cockblocked on some ignorant ish and I had to instead take a less atrractive white chick home. I'm at the crib and as I was smashing my nigga ran in all hysterical. I was like 'yo what the fuck?' and he told me to follow him to the room. When we in the room the asian chick was in the bed KO'ed and I told him he was fucked up for hitting a chick. He was mad like "Nah nigga that's a dude. I fucked a dude." I looked between this bitches legs no homo and she had this beat up looking pussy like someone botched up a surgery down there. Asian bitch wake up and told him she was a flowerboy from the Phillipines and he start crying and kicked shim out of the condo. I still clown him to this day for that and he got locked up for aggravated assault.

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[ImGettingOld]

In 10th grade this tall nigga use to always be in the cafeteria with his girl kissing her and shit at the table.So these niggas was annoyed by it,so one day the nigga just sitting with his girl and this nigga just comes up to him and punches him in the face.Then this other nigga came outta no where and threw some milk in his face.Smh nigga just sat there with his girl and everyone was just laughing at him.That same nigga got his ass whoop for asking for his ipod back after letting someone borrow it.

 

[MAKAVELI25]

In 10th grade this tall nigga use to always be in the cafeteria with his girl kissing her and shit at the table.So these niggas was annoyed by it,so one day the nigga just sitting with his girl and this nigga just comes up to him and punches him in the face.Then this other nigga came outta no where and threw some milk in his face.Smh nigga just sat there with his girl and everyone was just laughing at him.That same nigga got his ass whoop for asking for his ipod back after letting someone borrow it.

Damn, the HATE is skrong!

 

[ImGettingOld]

Damn, the HATE is skrong!

Word like they was trying to win the haters ball

 

[lighthearted25]

I really dont want to say this but for the sake of the thread, i will share.

So years ago, i was dealing with this young college student. she was 18 in nursing school, and wore the white scrubs. I didnt feel like taking her to school that day nor even dealing with her that day but she really needed a ride and i say "fuck it." it would only be about 30 minutes to drop her off.

Well anywho, her period had just came and i guess she didnt know it. when i dropped her off at the front door, and i looked at her butt while she was walking away from the car, it was straight RED!!! all on her backside. I saw it, i could have called her back, but once again, i said " fuck it" and let her walk into the school with period blood seeping thru her lilly white pants. I tried to tell her i didnt want to take her and didnt feel like it. anyone else whould have called her back.

The funny part is, later that night, she called me on the phone asking me if i spilled something in the passager seat. I said " nawl, why u ask? she like, dont worry about it, u did spill something in the seat and a lil bit got on my pants, whatever, lets talk about something else. i was " but......." she was like " DROP IT, DAMN THATS WHAT HAPPENED!!!!"

But the funniest thing is, she's 5'3, 275 lbs of fat girl. lol. just picture the sight.

and no, im not a mean spirited person, but you live and learn.

smh u wrong for that one but so is she. no way at 18 i ever had leaked period blood, and why she couldn't get some dark colored scrubs for those days lmao, u still wrong tho. and what did she think u had wasted in car, some cherry koolaid...

 

[Mr. Terrific]

When I was in H.S. this rumor circulated that this bad ass chick, named Tammy had broken up with her boyfriend named Sean. So after school in between the time of school ending and the extracurricular activities starting, everyone would just hang out and shoot the shit in the cafeteria. me and some friends are sitting at a table and these fools collectively hype me up to go and talk to her.

Mr. T: "Hey Tammy".

Tammy: "Hey T."

Mr. T: "Sooo, I heard that you and Sean broke up. and I wanted to know if I can get your number and hang out sometime."

Tammy (loud as fuck): "WHAT me and Sean ain't broken up".

Mr. T:

Then I look at the table of guys and they are like:

 

[ICame4Pussy]

When I was in H.S. this rumor circulated that this bad ass chick, named Tammy had broken up with her boyfriend named Sean. So after school in between the time of school ending and the extracurricular activities starting, everyone would just hang out and shoot the shit in the cafeteria. me and some friends are sitting at a table and these fools collectively hype me up to go and talk to her.

Mr. T: "Hey Tammy".

Tammy: "Hey T."

Mr. T: "Sooo, I heard that you and Sean broke up. and I wanted to know if I can get your number and hang out sometime."

Tammy (loud as fuck): "WHAT me and Sean ain't broken up".

Mr. T:

Then I look at the table of guys and they are like:

HA!!! Niggas set you up for failure

 

[Bcotton5]

[video=youtube;YS3EbRMeb6k]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YS3EbRMeb6k[/video]

This L this girl took on Cheaters is monumental. She catches her man cheating on her and she catches a bad one from him too! Damn!

rofl..........

 

[ICame4Pussy]

Got Dayum at the cheaters video, but they kept fucking with him though. Anybody got Joey Greco L when he got stabbed?

 

[So ILL]

I randomly remembered this shit lol

I remember a couple of years ago I was at my cousin's high school basketball game where they were playing their rivals. They were doing the pre-game introductions, and you know how the players come off the bench and run to center court to shake hands with the coach and the other team's starting five before going back to their sidelines. My cousin's teammate was the last player to be introduced in the starting five and they called her name. She slaps hands with all of her teammates and then starts to run to center court. She's like, 3/4 of the way to the other team's coach, and she just trips and falls face first in front of everybody at the game, like 5 or 600 people there...it was quiet before she did it too, so when she fell, it was like a loud boom that echoed in the gym lol....She laid out face first on the court for like 4 or 5 seconds before she got back up, u could tell she was too embarrassed when she was running back to the bench lol....Her brother had to get carried out of the game because he was laughing so hard lol

 

[Maalik]

i randomly remembered this shit lol

i remember a couple of years ago i was at my cousin's high school basketball game where they were playing their rivals. They were doing the pre-game introductions, and you know how the players come off the bench and run to center court to shake hands with the coach and the other team's starting five before going back to their sidelines. My cousin's teammate was the last player to be introduced in the starting five and they called her name. She slaps hands with all of her teammates and then starts to run to center court. She's like, 3/4 of the way to the other team's coach, and she just trips and falls face first in front of everybody at the game, like 5 or 600 people there...it was quiet before she did it too, so when she fell, it was like a loud boom that echoed in the gym lol....she laid out face first on the court for like 4 or 5 seconds before she got back up, u could tell she was too embarrassed when she was running back to the bench lol....her brother had to get carried out of the game because he was laughing so hard lol

lmaooooooooo

 

[Mr. Terrific]

Lol, @ So Ill.

My next story is similar.

So I was in Okinawa and we weren't allowed to have cars so we walked pretty much everywhere on base. Well I had on a pair of Polo boots that had 'c' clips that held the laces in place. The boots were tight but I noticed that the 'c' clips would catch every once in a while. Me and my boy went to the commissary/store to go food shopping. Well we're walking out, hands full of bags and OF COURSE these fine ass broads are walking past us smiling, looking like unlimited IHOP cakes. So ya'll know that niggas can't let an ass pass by without doing the "look back". Nigga next thing I know I'm like "oooooh........ shiiiiit". Nigga, I'm going down (pause) in slow motion. The damn 'c' clips done caught. I fall like a 9 month old with juice in his hand. I'm going down (pause) in slow motion and I see my boy face like and he is mouthing "noooo". Man I hit the ground and laid there like "fuuuuuuck". 5 secs of eternity.

I"m still on the ground:

Mr.T: "man are they looking?"

Homeboy:..........

Mr.T: "oh you just going to walk away?!?!"

Homeboy: "man, just man up. your cool points are -10"

I threw them boots away the same day.

 

[CaliGuerillaBlazin]

ROFL @ some of the latest post.

My biggest L of all time. I had almost forgot about this shit too.

Elementary Culmination trip to DisneyLand. IDK wtf was up with me that day but of all days to not feel good that was not cool. On the way over there I was feeling nauseous and next thing ya know im blowing chunks all over the back of the bus. Shit was moving from the back to the front as the bus was in motion. Also ended up shitting on myself waiting in line for Space Mountain. Got on another ride before I hit up the nurses office and got some clean undies and shorts with some pepto bismol.

 

[So ILL]

Lol, @ So Ill.

My next story is similar.

So I was in Okinawa and we weren't allowed to have cars so we walked pretty much everywhere on base. Well I had on a pair of Polo boots that had 'c' clips that held the laces in place. The boots were tight but I noticed that the 'c' clips would catch every once in a while. Me and my boy went to the commissary/store to go food shopping. Well we're walking out, hands full of bags and OF COURSE these fine ass broads are walking past us smiling, looking like unlimited IHOP cakes. So ya'll know that niggas can't let an ass pass by without doing the "look back". Nigga next thing I know I'm like "oooooh........ shiiiiit". Nigga, I'm going down (pause) in slow motion. The damn 'c' clips done caught. I fall like a 9 month old with juice in his hand. I'm going down (pause) in slow motion and I see my boy face like and he is mouthing "noooo". Man I hit the ground and laid there like "fuuuuuuck". 5 secs of eternity.

I"m still on the ground:

Mr.T: "man are they looking?"

Homeboy:..........

Mr.T: "oh you just going to walk away?!?!"

Homeboy: "man, just man up. your cool points are -10"

I threw them boots away the same day.

lol..............