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ICame4Pussy;1986087 said:in high school, one of my friends moms was seeing some dude in another town, so his house was always free on the weekends our junior and senior years. we'd basically get out of school at lunch time (cause we had study halls in the afternoon that we didnt have to go to as upperclassmen) and head over to his place. we'd get sh*t ready (try to find booze, buy weed, go to the store for food,) before dinnner time, then everyone would go home, have dinner, and wed meet back there to party at like 7.
well, when we were seniors, one of my friends freshmen brothers wanted to get in on the action, and said he could bring some freshmen girls... so we let him, and he came with us at noon to get high and set sh*t up... turns out it was the first time dude had ever smoked... we had some pretty decent stuff, and he was just smoking like a mad man... so we get high, then sit down to watch some tv, make some phone calls...
i look over at dude and he was as white as a piece of paper, CRYING, shaking all over, and talking about "i think im going to die, i cant feel my body." or some sh*t like that. so were like, calm down man, its just weed, youll be ok in 20 minutes... but hes FREAKING OUT... hes like, no guys call an ambulance, im dying... were like, f*ck no man, no ambulance is getting called, calm down...
so dude goes outside and starts saying he's too hot.. so he takes of his shirt and starts rolling around on the hood of my friends car then he starts shaking, saying hes too cold, and goes out and rolls down the driveway trying to warm up on the asphalt...
so at this point, im high out of my goddamn mind, and i may have never laughed so hard in my life... i remember actively trying hard not to piss myself so I didnt turn into the joke of the afternoon. but it was just amazing...
ANYWAYS... dude continues to freak out, and eventually runs up the street, pulls out his cellphone, and calls 911. and he continues to lose his sh*t in the middle of the street at like, 1pm... but the house we were at was right next to an assisted living program for retards... and the ambulances go there like, 2 times a day, and when the dispatch got the call, they just figured thats where they should show up...
so when they finally arrive, they go to that house, and my friends brother runs over AND STARTS ARGUING WITH THE RETARDS saying he needed the ambulance and he was the one that called.
mostvigorousone;1987824 said:damn...took that shit verbatim. No credit given on some jay-z shit. Were you biggin' up your brother t/s. Is your own flow foolish?
mostvigorousone;1987824 said:Damn...took that shit verbatim. No credit given on some Jay-Z shit. Were you biggin' up your brother t/s. Is your own flow foolish?
jermfrassoutt;1988048 said:LMFAO @ the t/s story, but back when get rich or die trying came out, actually the night it came out, it was PACKED never seen the movies like that ever. so lines are basically out the doors but me and my niggas got our tickets and were waiting for our tickets to be ripped, then about 6 or7 white frat dudes with about 4 or 5 white broads came out one of the theater (which was right near the lobby) & said these exact words "god damn dude its like a fucking zoo out here." then one of the white broads said "a zoo full of monkeys right!".next thing i know sum old ass OG ass female that was behind me heard what she said & said "wait hold up" & just Laila Ali'd her shit. her nose leaked out instantly. the OG female yelled out what the white chick said. After that, the people that was waiting to get their tickets ripped jumped the lines & DESTROYED all them white folk. it had to be over 20-25 people waitin in that line. SOMEBODY took footage of it and till this day i never seen it pop up on youtube or anything
IBPooK22;1988060 said:Tru That Thread....Was #EPIC lol had a ni99@ geekun from all 27 pages but on da real I wanna hear sum stories from the GNS
u Mad? Lmao Dis Nicca Here Has No Originality nor any Shame n his Game lol How You Gunna Jack a Thread Without Atleast Addin Sum Uniqueness To ItICame4Pussy;1989032 said:Yea, I Jacked It Nigga
Da fuck would i be mad for?IBPooK22;1989167 said:u Mad? Lmao Dis Nicca Here Has No Originality nor any Shame n his Game lol How You Gunna Jack a Thread Without Atleast Addin Sum Uniqueness To It
ICame4Pussy;1989225 said:Da fuck would i be mad for?
IBPooK22;1989486 said:It ain't dat serious lol
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ICame4Pussy;1989504 said:Are you Retarded?