Whats some regular shit you didnt know until recently

[Bulletproof Wallets]

Rinsing a butter knife while rubbing your cingers with it will remove the smell of onions from your fingers.

 

[HundredEyes]

Just do yourselves a favour and cop a Japanese toilet, shits worth it.

 

[Will Munny]

when I was like 12 for a while I thought "wackin off" was the same thing as "goofin off" and man did that lead to some awkward situations.

Mom: what did you do at school today?

Me: not a lot, wacked off most of the day.

 

[Idiopathic Joker]

I can't believe you chimps waisted four pages debating about wether to sit or stand up wiping your ass. A lot of you weren't potty trained obviously. We could've been learning some interesting things but you nignogs derailed this thread with bullshit.

These guys will breed and teach a new generation poor hygiene. A proper discussion was needed to better the future of mankind.

Standing and wiping gives me a clean asshole every time. You the fool.

 

[smp4life]

This thread could have been great but yuck.

 

[a.mann]

I can't believe you chimps waisted four pages debating about wether to sit or stand up wiping your ass. A lot of you weren't potty trained obviously. We could've been learning some interesting things but you nignogs derailed this thread with bullshit.

BARS or nah....

 

[mrrealone]

http://www.howtowipeyourbutt.com/

Continue with this step, using the same size wad of tissue, until the amount of remnants on the paper decreases by fifty percent.

What??!!

Yo, uhh, I thought I wasn't gonna partake in this and just quote ppl w/ expressions.

But please tell me ya'll haven't been using the same tissue over and over......

Anyways. I always liked pineapples and knew they burned. I just stopped eating when it started burning or dealt w/ it. Few good tricks I just learned on how to stop it.....
https://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20110102194535AAdFWNI

 

[matches malone]

Never knew how fragile life and how helpless and amazing we are eversince I became a father couple months back..

Nobody can be on that 'Yeah I made it on my own and bla bla bla' shit.

Nah son, you were born, laid helplessly on your back for months while someone fed, washed and did everything for you.

Go to whoever kept your azz alive and give em a hug for that shit

i was just thinking about this. Us humans run the planet yet we're born as the most fragile animals of all. We know nothing as newborns. Even turtles know to get to the ocean to stay alive out of instinct. Its amazing how nature works.

but I also wipe standing up so what do I know.

 

[Splackavelli]

If you say "Cut across the board" at burger king, they'll cut your shit in half. Makes those whoopers so much easier to eat. Oh, nvm we still talking bout ass and shit

Just do yourselves a favour and cop a Japanese toilet, shits worth it.

I can't believe you chimps waisted four pages debating about wether to sit or stand up wiping your ass. A lot of you weren't potty trained obviously. We could've been learning some interesting things but you nignogs derailed this thread with bullshit.

These guys will breed and teach a new generation poor hygiene. A proper discussion was needed to better the future of mankind.

Standing and wiping gives me a clean asshole every time. You the fool.

AYYAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!*shakes fist angrily while spinning in swivel chair*

 

[Splackavelli]

I didn't know till a few years back that a avocado was a fruit. I thought it was just nasty ass Mexican vegetable.

I was just as surprised to know that a banana is actually a berry and they say a peach is actually something else but I forgot what.

 

[texas409]

The first page of this thread is full of shit literally

 

[TheGOAT]

If you say "Cut across the board" at burger king, they'll cut your shit in half. Makes those whoopers so much easier to eat. Oh, nvm we still talking bout ass and shit

 

[R0mp]

Whether sitting or standing I hope toilet paper isn't the only thing y'all use to clean up.

 

[KneeGro_DuperMan]

Whether sitting or standing I hope toilet paper isn't the only thing y'all use to clean up.

Yall better be washing ya asses.....toilet paper ain't enough

 

[the dukester]

I bet you "sit down" niggas jack off sitting on the toilet.

 

[Colin$mackabi$h]

Thread sponsored by charmin..

 

[TheGOAT]

I bet you "sit down" niggas jack off sitting on the toilet.

 

[Rum Middleton]

Wifey just found out what a blimp is last year...she foreign though..

 

[Rum Middleton]

I wanna know whats up wit the 'never ending wipe' though!! You keep wiping and wiping and it just keeps re-appearing.... Shit is annoying as hell...

 

[illestni99ainne]

when I was like 12 for a while I thought "wackin off" was the same thing as "goofin off" and man did that lead to some awkward situations.

Mom: what did you do at school today?

Me: not a lot, wacked off most of the day.

To kinda go along with that when I was 10 I used to think since I had already watched porn at that time and the only porn I had seen up to that point was white porn used to think since white folk sperm is white therefore black peoples must be black.

Yeah I was a dumb kid